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  • J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-sixth Instalment

    J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-sixth Instalment

    This evening the girls are off to the opera, as Lady Montague announced the other day (Chapter 25). Sir George Meredith won’t be dragged — says he feels sleepy. Men. The sparkle and glitter of a brilliant Friday evening play upon the rippling Thames, as the London bon ton arrive in a magnificent array of carriages and barges to congregate at the opera house. Due to the oppressive warmth, the storm clouds gather.

    It is Catalini’s farewell … make that Madame Angelica Catalani (1779 – 1849), the world’s — the century’s — most famous, most fabulous soprano. We won’t be meeting her in person, hardly seeing her on stage, except to learn that during the performance the prince regent bowed to her from the royal box. Smith is at it again: the diva transcends beyond measure the regent George’s paltry, self-aggrandizing gesture — his laughable setting of his seal upon her triumph.

    ‘Madame Catalani in Seriramide’ (1806). Hand-coloured etching, Robert Dighton. Source: British Museum

    Catalani’s inclusion reinforces a backdrop of high culture as only a stellar diva is able. She was the Cécilia Bartoli, the Montserrat Caballé, the Maria Callas of the day; like such towering figures, seemingly endowed with a richer essence of human soul, by their excellence in that highest of high art.

    I wonder if we might take a few minutes to establish a mood. Let us view a short video clip of the incomparable Bartoli, the greatest coloratura mezzo of all time (such a talent demands superlatives). It is “Ombra mai fu,” the opening aria, originally intended for soprano castrato, from Handel’s opera Serse (1738).

    Catalani’s sublime voice belied her humble origins. Born in Senigallia, Italy, she is said to have been a match girl. She was rescued from an obscure life by her possession of a phenomenal voice. Despite having little knowledge of music, she made her operatic debut in Rome at fifteen, and her fame soon spread throughout Europe.

    In Lisbon, her vocal gifts were cultivated to sublimity. To the deep regret of the Portugese, from there she went to Madrid, where she was feted by the Spanish court; thence to Paris, to be showered in the applause and adulation not only of the French public, but of the Emperor himself.

    Napoleon was so enraptured that he offered her 100,000 francs to stay in France. When she declined, he refused her a visa to leave, so she disguised herself as a nun in order to escape to London, performing at the King’s Theatre in Haymarket. She reigned for seven years in England as unrivalled prima donna — for she would brook no rival — winning the affections of the public and those at the highest levels of society.

    “Her voice,” wrote Lord Mount-Edgcumbe,

    … is of a most uncommon quality, and capable of exertions almost supernatural. Her throat seems endued (as has been remarked by medical men) with a power of expansion and muscular motion by no means usual, and when she throws out all her voice to the utmost, it has a volume and strength that are quite surprising; while its agility in divisions, running up and down the scale in semi-tones, and its compass in jumping over two octaves at once, are equally astonishing.

    “Place her at the top of St. Paul’s,” it was popularly held, “and she will be heard at the Opera House.”

    She is the subject of some nice anecdotes.

    Once, at a dinner party in Weimar, she was sat next to Goethe, about whom she knew absolutely nothing. Taken by his fine appearance, she enquired who he was, and was told, “The celebrated Goethe, madam.”

    “On what instrument does he play?”

    “He is not a performer, madame; he is the renowned author of Werther — The Sorrows of Young Werther (1774), Goethe’s first novel, a tragic, angst-ridden, semi-biographical story of love and suicide.

    Whereupon, turning to the poet, she gushed: “I am such an admirer of Werther!” — to which he bowed deeply.

    “I never read anything half so laughable in my life,” she continued, laughing. “What a capital farce! Never was there anything so exquisitely ridiculous.”

    She knew the great work only by way of a parodic farce she had seen performed at a minor Parisian theatre.


    CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

    Opera Night in London, Followed by a Voyage down the River Thames — Trapped at Last — Three Birds Instead of Two

    Most of our readers, in all probability, have witnessed a review, with its clouds of dust, confusion, the hurrying to and fro of aides-de-camp; occasional clubbing of a whole company, to the intense mortification of its officers, although as a matter of etiquette the blame never falls upon them. The poor, over-taxed sergeants and men have to bear it all. To the Pekins — non-military spectators — it is a perfect mystery, and sometimes to those who wear the epaulette.

    The inspection of a single regiment is a different and far more business-like affair.

    The men of the —- (we purposely omit the number of the regiment) were drawn up on the parade ground of the barracks at Knightsbridge, when Lord Sturton, accompanied by the lieutenant-colonel, his aide-de-camp and several field officers, made his appearance on the ground. The day was a warm one; neither officers nor men looked particularly cheerful — for, as Egbert told his cousins, his lordship was something of a martinet; added to which, it was his own regiment he was about to inspect.

    Here a few words of explanation are absolutely necessary. In the British service cavalry regiments are almost invariably commanded by their lieutenant colonel, on whom rests all the responsibility. The head colonelship is held by a general, to whom it has been given as a reward for meritorious service, sometimes we fear for other reasons. Of course they draw the pay

    A single troop escaped the irascible comments of the old general — the one commanded by Lord Bury. The horses were in splendid condition, and as for the accoutrements, not a strap or buckle out of place.

    ‘On my word, Bury,’ said the old soldier, when the wearisome task at last was ended, ‘your company does you great credit. Horses splendid; no better mounted men in the service.’

    Although much gratified by the compliment, the young guardsman was too generous to appropriate it entirely to himself.

    ‘I am fortunate, General, in my sergeant,’ he replied.

    ‘Ah! Some old campaigner, no doubt.’

    ‘On the contrary, about my own age, certainly not a year older,’ added Lord Bury. ‘The son of a rich farmer, one of my uncle Sir George Meredith’s tenants. His father has repeatedly offered to buy his discharge — but Tom Randal refuses to leave the service.’

    ‘Fine fellow!’ ejaculated the general. ‘Wish we had more such men. What is his general character?’

    ‘Excellent; not a single black mark against him.’

    ‘And understands horses?’

    ‘Your lordship has seen the condition of those of my troop. All owing to Randal’s care. He never suffers a man to shirk his duty, particularly the hand-rubbing.’

    This was touching the inspector-general of cavalry on one of his weak points, perhaps the very weakest. The system of hand-rubbing had only lately been introduced into the service. Lord Sturton highly approved of it. The privates detested it, and we do not wonder at it. The duty was performed in the stable; each man had to kneel down and for half an hour rub the fetlocks of his horse. The regulation has since been abolished, or fallen into disuse. Too many painful and even fatal accidents occurred.

    ‘Bury,’ said Lord Sturton, ‘I have a great mind to send him to the Veterinary College.’

    ‘He would do credit, General, to your recommendation.’

    ‘We will see about it. Rare chance for him; sure of a commission.’

    Here one or two words of explanation are necessary. The officers of the household troops — the most privileged regiments in the service — are invariably selected from the members of the aristocracy. No commoner, unless nobly connected; or backed by great political interest, can hope to obtain a commission in them, and when he does he is looked down upon as a parvenu. To this rule, as to many others, there are some exceptions. The paymaster, veterinary surgeons and adjutant either rise from the ranks or are taken from other regiments. They must have commissions; but rarely rise above the rank of cornet.

    Young fellows, with more money than brains, proud of their Norman blood and ancestral acres, cannot be expected to take such mechanical, tiresome duties upon their delicate shoulders. They consider that they have quite sufficient to do in attending parades, drawing-rooms, court balls, or once a year guarding the person of the sovereign on his or her way to Parliament. To do them justice, these feather-bed soldiers have rarely shown any want of pluck in-the field. Waterloo, the Peninsula, and Crimea have proved it.

    Lord Sturton kept the promise he had hinted at; that very same day Tom Randal received his nomination to the newly-established college for veterinary surgeons, which gave him the somewhat hybrid rank of cadet.

    We trust our readers have not forgotten Tom Randal, the lover of Phœbe, the May Queen, who had so handsomely thrashed Squire Burcham for insulting her. Press of matter, as the newspapers say, compelled us to drop them for awhile; but they were sure to appear upon the scene again.

    Lord Bury rejoiced in the advancement of his humble friend, which he knew would please both Clara and her father. The only drawback to his satisfaction was the prospect of thee mess-dinner to which the inspecting general had been, as a matter of course, invited. No avoiding that, Lady Montague and her niece would have to visit the opera unattended. There was no coaxing Sir George Meredith to accompany them. He vowed that the music made him sleepy.

    We have known it produce that effect sometimes; but not with Catalini, Pasta, Grisi, or the divine Malibran upon the scene.

    London has been pronounced the most magnificent city in the world. It is undoubtedly the largest. It has magnificent buildings, noble institutions, richly endowed hospitals, and offers educational advantages of which Englishmen naturally feel proud; and yet we cannot call it magnificent. The contrasts between wealth and poverty, which strike the eye at every turn, are too great. Velvet and calico, ermine and rags, jostle together in the same streets.

    Like most great cities, London may be studied best in its undercurrents of good and evil; it is there the true keys to the enigma will be found. Large benevolence, in which ostentation does sometimes contrive to show its face; great domestic virtues, especially in the middle classes; a tolerably fair amount of honesty, though still far from, what might be desired, contrast with crime and vice in almost every direction.

    In London almost everything may be bought for money — from the smile of beauty, trained by speculating mothers to accept the richest offers, up to that priceless gem, the human soul, provided you are able to bid high enough for it. Vice never need lack either a pander, an instrument, nor a victim, provided the yellow dross is ready to be counted down in payment for them.

    London should be seen at night to understand half its glory and its shame; throngs of carriages, filled with, lovely women hastening to the opera, ball-room, or routs, their dazzling toilets and sparkling gems exciting glances of admiration or envy from their poorer sisters in the streets, who little dream how sad a heart too frequently beats beneath the load of wealth and finery — links in the chains which bind all but the affections.

    Few women better understood the terrible facilities which the possession of wealth can lend to crime, or felt less scruple in using it, than Lady All worth. Born of poor and very humble parentage, she had acquired, first gold — then rank; but the crowning object of her ambitious scheming — the marriage of her worthless son with Lady Kate Kepple — had yet to be achieved. She had been checkmated once, and the defeat galled her. The great fortune of the fair girl whose happiness she laboured to destroy, although it excited fierce cupidity, was not the end in view. She wanted to see the reputation of Clarence sufficiently whitewashed to enable him to show his face in society again.

    London Bridge Night, John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-93)

    The plans of Lady Allworth had been cautiously and cunningly laid, the details carefully studied, and contingencies guarded against — in short, all that brain-work and money could accomplish had been done patiently, earnestly; and the day at last arrived which was to test the strength of the nets so persistently woven. Day! We should have written night; for, honest, open-faced day, with its broad sunlight streaming around, penetrating every nook and cranny, curious eyes peering around, hands ready to resist evil, renders the execution of such projects as the one we are about to describe all but impossible; or, if not impossible, ten times more hazardous.

    The day had been exceedingly sultry; one of those scorching, metallic ones on which summer presses its bronze kiss upon the brow of rustic labour, and lazy poverty languidly stretches itself in the shade, trusting to accident for the bread which patient industry is toilsomely earning. Lady Montague had decided to proceed to London in her barge. There is always a chance of catching a breeze upon tbe Thames, and the opera could not be missed. Her ladyship and her nieces arrived in safety. Poor Clara missed the arm of Egbert sadly, and once or twice murmured to herself: ‘That odious inspection!’ Her cousin, Kate, who read what was passing in her mind, smiled gaily as she whispered in her ear: ‘Don’t fret, darling. He will be here in time to see us back to Belmont.’

    The last strains of the opera of the night had been heard, encores graciously complied with — Catalini was ever liberal in that respect — wreaths flung and gracefully acknowledged. The regent had set the seal upon the great singer’s success by bowing to her from the royal box. This last act of condescension raised the enthusiasm of the aristocratic audience to its height.

    The English Sardanapalus was certainly the glass of fashion; but how about the ‘mould of form,’ as his flatterers styled him? He weighed at least twenty stones at the period we are writing of him. Still, young men dressed by him, wasted hours before the glass trying to copy his bow, which really was inimitable, and arranging the almost historic love-lock of his curly wig carefully over the left temple, gumming it there; Beau Brummel christened it, ‘his royal highness’s persuader.’

    Poor, obstinate George III was a man in comparison with his son. His bigotry was at least sincere, his obstinacy constitutional, his prejudices the result of a bad education. Of the two, we prefer the blind old king to the elderly Adonis of sixty who succeeded him.

    Leaning on the arm of a nobleman who, if tradition is to be believed, had been one of her early admirers. Lady Montague made her way to the crush room, where the tired audience huddled together till their carriages were called, fully believing that her nieces were following. Alas! it was not so. Looking around, she perceived their absence, and, although not greatly alarmed, commenced a series of inquiries amongst her acquaintances.

    At this instant a gentleman, quietly but irreproachably dressed, approached her.

    ‘Be under no alarm, Lady Montague,’ he said. ‘Lady Kate and her cousin are perfectly safe. Sir George Meredith is escorting them.’

    The speaker was no other than Roland Brit, the son of Lady Allworth’s agent and solicitor. He had, in a theatrical phrase, got himself up exceedingly well for the occasion. It was a deep-laid plot. Who could have suspected such duplicity?

    His dupe, greatly relieved, bowed graciously.

    ‘Who is that gentleman?’ she inquired of her companion.

    ‘Which?’

    ‘The one who spoke to me just now.’

    By this time Brit, junior, having played his part, had prudently withdrawn amongst the crowd.

    ‘Can’t say,’ replied her ladyship’s escort, ‘Seen his face somewhere — not in my set. How terribly warm! Must end in a storm.’

    His lordship was right. The rain already had commenced falling— splash ! splash! — the large round drops hissing as they reached the hot pavement.

    An instant later the voice of one of the Bow-street officers announced Lady Montague’s carriage.

    ‘I am really too fatigued to return to Belmont to-night,’ observed its owner, as she sank upon its cushioned seat. Run and tell the bargemen to put op at Searle’s. And you, Willis,’ this was to the second footman, ‘remain to assist Sir George and my nieces.’

    These orders were punctually obeyed, and a few minutes later the speaker found herself comfortably seated in her own luxuriously furnished boudoir at Montague House, where we most leave her for a while and hasten back to the opera.

    Say what foreigners will, Englishmen are naturally gallant. They may not excel in compliments — in fact, they are rather awkward at them; but in right-down manly gallantry, readiness to assist the weaker sex in any little embarrassment, they are not to he surpassed. Frenchmen are just as willing, no doubt, but, then, they would expect a pretty speech or glance of admiration is return. The bow or simple smile of acknowledgment which is all an Englishman expects, would scarcely satisfy them.

    In the really arduous attempt to make their way to the crush room, the half-terrified cousins received the benefit of this characteristic of their fellow-countrymen. The young ones hastily made way for the two high-bred, beautiful girls, who had evidently lost their chaperon, Even the ladies under their charge— usually so tenacious of their privilege — smiled approval. The ‘If you please,’ ‘Pray let us pass,’ so plaintively uttered, acted like a charm.

    By great good fortune — they never clearly comprehended how it was done — Clara and Lady Kate not only succeeded in reaching the crush room, but penetrated as far as the grand vestibule of the opera house, where, to their great delight, they discovered Susan and the old footman, Willis. The grateful, affectionate girl, foreseeing the terrible storm about to break over the metropolis, had returned with the barge when she quitted Belmont a second time, to bring back Lady Montague and her nieces. She brought veils, cloaks, and all kinds of feminine wraps to guard her young ladies against the driving rain, and with nimble fingers proceeded to wrap them in them.

    Again the cry of ‘Lady Montague’s carriage stops the way,’ was shouted out. Willis hurried his young ladies into it, Susan followed, and in a few minutes they were driving rapidly down Parliament-street, then newly lighted with gas.

    Our readers will please recollect that the aunt of the two unsuspicious victims of this diabolical plot, when she decided on remaining in London for the night, had directed one of the footmen to hasten to Westminster Stairs, with orders to the rowers to put up at Searle’s. The prospect of a row of ten or twelve miles in such a storm was not particularly enticing, and the men obeyed with alacrity. Unstrapping their oars, which they left upon the benches facing the door of the cabin, they hastened to more comfortable quarters, leaving the barge moored to the bank of the river.

    As the rowers disappeared over the bridge an equal number of men, wearing the same livery, emerged from under one of the dry arches, where they had been patiently watching, and silently taking the vacant seats, awaited the arrival of the expected victims.

    They came at last. The old footman carefully conducted the cousins and Susan to the cabin, and closed the door, taking his seat on the outside near to it.

    Every detail of the diabolical scheme had been studied by its clever contriver, even to the plank they had to walk across to reach the boat.

    The first thing that struck Clara and Lady Kate was the form of their venerable relative sleeping, as they thought, upon one of the sofas, the rich velvet mantle she always wore on quitting the heated opera or the ball-room thrown carelessly over her.

    By this time the barge was fairly afloat in the centre of the stream, and rapidly approaching London Bridge, beneath whose arches the current, swollen by the rain, flowed with unusual swiftness.

    ‘Poor dear!’ observed Clara Meredith, regarding the recumbent figure. ‘She must be terribly fatigued. I almost wonder she can sleep, so fearful as she is of lightning. There was a flash! It almost blinded me. Fortunately the shutters are nearly all of them closed.’

    ‘Fortunately, indeed,’ answered Kate. ‘Thank Heaven, we shall soon be at Belmont. The tide is in our favour. I am not so much frightened as I appear to be, although I never but once witnessed a storm like this.’

    The still unsuspecting girl alluded to the memorable night at the Red Barn at Deerhurst, and an involuntary shudder thrilled through her frame as she recollected it.

    ‘There again!’ half-shrieked the speaker, as a still louder peal startled the inmates of the cabin. ‘I wonder aunt did not decide on remaining for the night in town — and such a night as it is, too.’

    Once, and once only, did a possibility of rescue present itself. Just below Rotherhite the barge passed a large boat manned by the Thames police. A cry might have brought assistance, but it was not uttered, for no one suspected any danger. The disguised rowers perceived it; they recognised the police boat by the lantern at the bow, and instantly commenced singing a boisterous rude chorus, peculiar to the inhabitants of the Bittern’s Marsh, in order to drown any alarm that might be given.

    Susan listened to it in astonishment. She had heard it more than once as the half-drunken smugglers staggered along the straggling streets at Deerhurst. She could not comprehend it. An instant’s reflection, however, convinced her that something must be wrong, and opening the door of the cabin, she called loudly for Willis.

    ‘Ladies,’ said the old man, who looked as if he had been startled from sleep, ‘I can’t make it out. We must have passed Belmont. The servants are either drunk or crazy.’

    ‘See what it is,’ said Clara Meredith. ‘Tell them they will disturb my aunt. Insist on their keeping silence. This conduct is intolerable.’

    As the faithful domestic disappeared, the supposed sleeper began to stir, and something very like a chuckle was heard from beneath the velvet mantle.

    The two cousins stood riveted with surprise.

    Suddenly loud cries for assistance, mingled with oaths, curses, and a shuffling of feet upon the deck overhead. Susan, who had followed Willis to the door of the cabin, staggered back.

    ‘They are murdering him! They are murdering the old man!’ she exclaimed.

    A pause of fearful suspense ensued, broken at last by the splash, as of a body falling into the water; then a second pause, and again the barge resumed its way.

    Kate rushed towards the sofa, calling upon her aunt to assume her authority to quell the disturbance. Snatching aside the mantle, she recognised, not the features of her venerable relative, but those of the ruffian who years before had tried to drag her into the swamp. No wonder the girl stood spell-bound with disgust and horror. Not for an instant did she indulge the hope of a mistake, but knew him instantly as he drew himself up, and sat leering insolently upon her.

    There are countenances both of love and hate, which, once seen, remain photographed upon the heart and brain forever.

    The tramp Pike’s was one of them.

    Clara Meredith, fully awake at last to the peril of herself and her cousin, began to utter loud shrieks, in which the equally terrified Susan joined her.

    ‘Stash it,’ said the tramp. ‘Yer aint got no young feller — Bunce I think he calls hisself — to stand up for yer now; nor any farmer boys. It’s no use a skreeching. I ha’ caught yer again, and don’t mean to let yer go.’

    The terrified girl clung to the side of her cousin, who scarcely yet realized the full horror of their position. Clara Meredith considered, as far as she felt capable of considering, the circumstance that the outrage was aimed at Kate alone. A thought of Burcham never struck her. Being naturally of a firm spirit, she somewhat recovered her self-possession.

    ‘What is the meaning of this outrage?’ she demanded. ‘To extort money? or have you been set on by wretches viler than yourself? Are you such a fool as to imagine that two ladies of our rank and fortune can be carried off with impunity? If we are helpless,’ she added, ‘our relatives are rich and powerful.’

    ‘Ours aint poor,’ observed Pike, with a grin.

    ‘Probably not,’ continued the fair girl; ‘but there is something beyond money to be considered — that is, if you are wise. My father, Sir George Meredith, has great influence with the government. Every engine will be set to work to trace our whereabouts. Reflect, then. Is it not wiser to restore us to our friends, and receive in return twice the sum your base employers have promised you?’

    Pike shook his head.

    ‘It won’t do,’ he said. ‘I’m staunch — can’t trust you.’

    ‘We have jewels.’

    ‘What be they?’ said the tramp. ‘Them shiny things in your ears and on your fingers? Don’t understand the vally on ’em; and, if I did, I dare not listen to you.’

    ‘Dare not?’ repeated Clara. ‘Why?’

    ‘You know of suthin’ that happened on deck.’

    He alluded to the brutal murder of the faithful Willis.

    The three unhappy girls crowded together as if to find protection. Susan kept murmuring to herself:

    ‘Oh! if Goliah were only here!’

    Shortly after dawn the barge neared the Essex coast, and despite their faint attempts at resistance, the well-paid ruffians landed their prisoners, and a rough conveyance took them to the martello tower prepared for their reception months beforehand.

    We need not tell our readers they were in the Bitterns’ Marsh.

    This edition © 2020 Furin Chime, Michael Guest


    Notes, References, Further Reading

    • occasional clubbing …: Wasn’t able to track down this expression. Might it mean unacceptable insouciance or talkativeness of soldiers on review?
    • Sardanapalus: Ctesias’ portrayal of the decadent last king of Assyria (actually Ashur-uballit II [612–605 BC]), who “spends his life in self-indulgence and dies in an orgy of destruction” (Wikipedia). Another cruel jibe at the regent.
    • Catalini / Catalani: Almost always the latter, with occasional exceptions.
    • * Catalani’s farewell: According to Grove, Catalani departed the London theatre at the end of the 1811 season (though the Wikisource extract from Grove has 1813) . She returned to London for a while in 1824 to perform for a few nights without a regular engagement; however, this was post-Regency (1811 – 1820), so the regent could not have bowed to her qua regent. Therefore, for working purposes we can assume that the action occurs in 1811/1813.
    • Pasta, Grisi, Malibran: Giuditta Angiola Maria Costanza Pasta (1797 – 1865), Italian soprano, has been compared to Callas; Carlotta Grisi (1819 – 99), Italian ballet dancer; Maria Felicia Malibran (1808 – 36), famous Spanish opera star, legendary after her death at 28 years.

    Dictionary of Music and Musicians, Catalani. Wikisource.

    Grove, George, ed. Dictionary of Music and Musicians (1900), Vol 1. Available at Internet Archive. Jump to page.

    ‘Review of The Music of Nature; or an Attempt to prove that what is passionate and pleasing in the art of Singing, Speaking, and Performing upon Musical Instruments, is derived from the Sounds of the Animated World; with Curious and Interesting Illustrations’, by William Gardner (Boston 1837)’. N.A., The New Monthly Magazine and Journal, Vol. 12, no. 60, Dec. 1823 (London). Available on Google Play. Jump to journal.

    Ganzi, Kurt. Victorian Vocalists (London: Routledge, 2018). Available Google Books. Jump to file.

    ‘All things Georgian.’ Jump to webpage.

    ‘Regency World’ (Catalani): Jump to blog.

    ‘Madame Catalani.’ The Australian, 2 March 1839. Jump to article. The diva’s fame spread to the Antipodes.

  • J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-fifth Instalment

    J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-fifth Instalment

    Smith places the novel in the Regency era, forty to fifty years earlier than when he wrote it. In this chapter the narrator mentions that the prince regent (1762-1830) was sixty years old when he had the imitation Chinese pagoda built in St. James Park. It was built in 1814 to commemorate victories over Napoleon.

    Thomas Smith, a contemporary, records the event:

    Monday, August I, 1814, being remarkable as the anniversary of the glorious victory of the Nile, and by a singular coincidence, the centenary of the accession of the House of Brunswick to the throne of these realms, was selected as the day for a grand national Jubilee, to celebrate, by public rejoicing, the return of the blessings of peace …

    Despite our own author’s jaded recollection, the event was a spectacle of mammoth proportions: “on a scale of magnificence surpassing all that had heretofore been seen in this country.” We might emphasize that, in order to counteract, if momentarily, the almost universal ridicule and condemnation with which the prince regent Prince of Wales / George IV met, both during his own time and in subsequent history, and which he doubtless earned. It is clear from this record that, in its day, the jubilee elicited mass public approval.

    The Jubilee celebrations, showing Chinese pagoda, 1816. Source: British Library.

    In 1714, George Louis of the House of Brunswick-Lüneburg, from which the House of Hanover sprang in 1635, inherited his mother’s claim to the British throne — to which Thomas Smith alludes. We defer to Ida Macalpine and Richard Hunter’s convincing hypothesis, which they formed as late as 1968, based on contemporary accounts of George III’s urine being of the colour purple, in accepting that his insanity was probably due to a disorder of the blood, Variegate Porphyria. His disease was likely due to an inherited gene carried by the Hanoverians.

    As a result of his father’s insanity, the Prince of Wales was appointed ruler of Britain in the capacity of Prince Regent. This period of Regency lasted for ten years from 1810 until 1820, when George III finally succumbed and the regent ascended to the throne as King George IV. In 1830 he died and was succeeded by his brother, King William IV.

    George IV’s reign as regent and king was extravagant and wasteful. His increasing drunkenness,  gluttony, laziness, selfishness and ill-nature overshadowed and overwhelmed his better qualities. At the same time, monumental hijinks were in progress amongst the beau monde in particular, due partially to it being a post-war period,  and due as well to George’s own over-indulgence and flamboyance.

    J.F. Smith enjoys once more taking a swipe at that “sweet young prince who, at the age of sixty, set the fashions” (Chapter 4). The regent is a such an oft-assailed straw target, however, as to render such barbs positively tame.

    Times obituaries criticised him vociferously, denouncing his carnal and gastronomical appetites as “little higher than that of animal indulgence.” They berated him for his “indifference to the feelings of others” and “unbounded prodigality”; and declared that

    There never was an individual less regretted by his fellow creatures than this deceased King.

    George IV was endless fodder for caricaturists, most notably George Cruikshank (1792-1878), known as the “modern Hogarth.” His “Merry Making on the Regent’s Birthday” depicts George IV at his revels, drunken and dancing, while stamping underfoot a rejected petition to aid poor children.

    Merry Making on the Regent’s Birthday, 1812. George Cruikshank.

    Outside, his subjects are lamenting and being hanged on Tyburn hill. One is saying: “If Rich rogues like poor ones were for to Hang, it would thin the land such numbers would Swing upon Tyburn Tree.” On the left, a servant holds a scroll with the King’s agenda for the day, including his menus with entries like “Breakfast: 2 to be hung at Newgate; Dinner: Love and lumps of fat.”

    At the time of the jubilee, J.F. Smith (1803?-90) was between eight and eleven years old. The Regency years were thus a memorable and formative period for him — as well as for the country. It was during this time that he worked in his father’s Norwich theatre troupe, and perhaps travelled to Russia (see Third Instalment).

    For Smith, George IV is an index of a general feeling of antipathy towards the beau monde. Viscount Allworth is the most distinct fossil of the Regency:

    Lords, ladies, aristocrats and fashionable idlers, who consume much and produce nothing, form neither the backbone nor sinews of a great city. There is more strength in looms and anvils than in a hundred coronets. They have had their day, and the world is beginning to see it.

    Mystery of the Marsh, Chapter 4

    The Chinese pagoda is a pithy emblem as well. George IV reinvigorated an earlier craze for Chinoiserie, drawn to its florid, rococo style. Hence Lady Montague’s fashionable Chinese tent: a perfect backdrop for the partaking of afternoon tea — a nineteenth century vogue. Like George IV himself, the pagoda was a casualty of excess:

    … at a later period of the evening, an unfortunate accident happened which threw a damp over the whole proceedings at this point, the fire-works having set fire to the pagoda; two of the men employed were so seriously injured that they expired on the following day; and before the fire could be got under, five stories of the pagoda were consumed.

    Thomas Smith

    At the same time, the period mise en scène is attractively exotic in its indulgence and extravagance. The historical gap functions well to allow for some play of living memory. A certain ambiguity combines a combination of embarrassed identification with the censure of a conservative public that considers itself more sophisticated, more “adult.”

    Recall Mike Myers’ Austin Powers films, which have a similar historical gap between the time of the film and the period depicted — between the 1960s and late 90s, early 2000s. They satirize the 60s for their childish self-indulgence and egotism. At the same time, they provoke nostalgia and defensiveness about bygone, now castigated ideologies, such as “free love,” while implicitly caricaturing the contemporary, overrun not so much with fembots and lasers, as with a ubiquitous and sterile corporate mentality.


    CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

    Far-seeing Schemes, in which the Character does not See Quite Far Enough Lord Bury Finds a True Friend ‘Rus In Urbe’ Glimpse of Fashionable Country Life Two Girls

    Amongst other belongings with which fortune had favored her, Lady Montague possessed a charming country house, not far from Wanstead, on the high road to Essex. To this retreat, when the last days of the season were becoming too warm for residence in London, she generally withdrew, with her guests, to enjoy the pleasures of the countryside nowhere more beautiful or varied, perhaps, than in England.

    Belmont had only one drawback attached to it. The rooms were lofty and airy; the lawn verdant; level, fit to be trod by the dainty feet of beauty; but the road to it was abominable down the Strand, along, Cheapside, through Hounsditch in short the most unpleasant quarters of the overgrown city. To obviate this inconvenience, her ladyship on opera nights or, when invited to balls and assemblies frequently came to town in her own barge, rowed by her own servants, wearing her livery. This barge usually remained stationed at Westminster Bridge till her return to the Lodge. Sometimes Lady Montague decided on passing the night in town, where, no matter how long her absence, she constantly kept up her establishment.

    All these arrangements had been carefully noted by the unscrupulous woman who was plotting the aggrandisement of a worthless son, and the misery of Kate. Lady Allworth was playing not only a hazardous game, but for high stakes; the affair, whether a failure or a success, would be certain to create a great sensation in the fashionable world. This consideration, however, had no weight with her, for nature had not made her ladyship at all sensitive. In her early career she had confronted far more serious risks, and stood prepared to brave them again.

    No wonder that she felt confident, for, up to the present period, every scheme had succeeded with her.

    The Greeks had an excellent proverb: ‘Tempt not the gods too far.’ The Latins also had a wise saying: Non bis in idem — ‘Not twice on the same thing’ — an advice no prudent person would care to neglect.

    The mistress of Belmont had a large Chinese tent erected upon the lawn. It was the fashion in those days; that sweet young prince, the regent — he was only sixty — first introduced the style of thing by building a pagoda in St. James’s Park, to commemorate his victories of war over the French. We thought that Wellington, Anglesea, Crawford and Hill had something to do with them, but must have been mistaken.

    A Voluptuary Under the Horrors of Digestion (1792), James Gillray. Source: Wikimedia Commons.

    Princes never lie!

    This monstrosity — we are still alluding to the pagoda — was removed many years since to Kew Gardens, where it still remains half hidden by trees. There let it rot and be forgotten.

    Miss Meredith and Lady Kate had risen early to take a morning walk through the shady lanes close to the villa, to fill their baskets with wild flowers, which — fit work for such dainty fingers — they were now scattering over the breakfast-table under the tent, laughing and babbling together in the merry confidence of girlhood, when the former, chancing to look up, recognised her father and Lord Bury walking together in the grove, and engaged apparently, in earnest conversation, the former evidently very much excited.

    ‘What could it all mean?’ she asked herself, as she silently pointed them out to her companion.

    ‘Yes,’ said her cousin, ‘I see them. Sir George seems very animated, and Egbert unusually depressed. What can they be talking about? I wish we were two little birds,’ she continued, ‘and could fly from tree to tree after them, and listen to all they are saying.’

    ‘That would be scarcely fair,’ observed Clara, smiling at the conceit.

    ‘Not for us,’ said Kate, ‘but for the birds perfectly fair. They would be sure to keep the secret, if there is one, and I think there must be.’

    Her cousin made no reply.

    ‘I wonder what Egbert has been so sad about. For the last few days scarcely a word. Have you any idea?’ added the speaker, archly.

    ‘I think I have,’ was the reply, given with a certain degree of hesitation.

    ‘A secret?’

    ‘Not from you, Kate. From something I heard last night at the reception of the duchess, I am inclined to think — almost to fear — that our cousin —’

    Here the hesitation of the speaker visibly increased.

    ‘I will spare your blushes, Clara,’ exclaimed her friend, joyously. ‘I read it all — Bury, has proposed. I knew he would do so — read it all along. Give me a kiss, dear,’ she added; ‘ that will tell the rest.’

    ‘Nothing of the kind, sweet, foolish girl,’ said Miss Meredith, hastily; ‘but you shall have the kiss, just the same. Egbert has no thought of me.’

    Men do not engross all the heroism in the world. Women more than share it. Not a sigh escaped the speaker, although we fear that riches treasure a young girl possesses, her heart, was no longer in her own keeping. We say fear, because it would scarcely be the correct thing for the author to know it till a declaration had been duly made.

    The two girls were not the only members of the family who had noticed the change which had taken place in the manner of Lord Bury. Something seemed to haunt him. He would start at times as if from some absorbing reverie, and ask what those around him had been saying; and unless answered on the instant he became irritable — but only to those of his own sex. To women he was invariably as courteous, deferential and considerate as ever; never permitting any of his brusque sallies to startle them.

    There were many noble qualities and much true manhood in the fellow, after all. Pity there was so much nonsense; but clay will stick. A few more buffets, we are inclined to think, will bring him to his senses, and make our readers like him at last.

    ‘What is this, Egbert?’ demanded the baronet, kindly, when he encountered his nephew in his morning’s walk. ‘There is a rumour that you are about to sell out of the Guards.’

    To this there was no reply.

    ‘I know, of course, that it is only a rumour, and a most absurd one,’ added the speaker. ‘Society hatches a hundred daily. I know that you like the service — [best school to break in young fellows and softies. Why should you sell out? It can’t be that you require money.’

    The last observation sounded just a little like a note of interrogation.

    ‘It is not that,’ answered his lordship.

    ‘I could have sworn it,’ observed the uncle. ‘Most preposterous supposition. Why should you require money when half a dozen purses — not badly filled ones — would be open to you upon the
    slightest hint?’

    ‘Where did you hear the report?” inquired the former.

    ‘At the duchess’s last night, Clara, I am afraid, heard it, too. What a squeeze! Scarcely got over it yet. Old Lady Beauchamp told me. She is one of the greatest gossips in London; and yet, to do her justice, she would scarcely lie. Must have some authority for asserting it. By the by,’ added the baronet, ‘her grandson, I believe, is in your regiment?’

    ‘In my own company. First lieutenant, and a good fellow.’

    ‘It must have been from him she heard it,’ observed his uncle.’

    ‘Most likely. I told him so.’

    Sir George Meredith opened his eyes very wide. He began to feel angry.

    ‘Egbert,’ he said, ‘you would provoke a saint, What do you mean? You say that it is not money that you require. What is it, then ?’

    ‘A friend,’ answered the young man, sadly. ‘A true friend. A man of heart as well as honour.’

    His relative was so struck by the sad tone of his reply that his anger sank as suddenly as it had risen. Something like a squall at sea when some slight turn of the vessel takes the wind out of the sails.

    ‘Well, my dear boy,’ he said, ‘for fault of a better, perhaps you will accept me. I say nothing about my heart — you must judge of that; but this I can and will say, that old George Meredith never did a dishonourable action yet; if he did, it must have been in his sleep.’

    ‘Thank you,’ said the nephew grasping the hand extended to him, cordially. ‘The difficulty is that neither to you nor to any man living can I give more than a partial confidence. Beyond that my lips are sealed.’

    ‘I will take your word for what you do tell me, and rely upon your honour for what you do not,’ observed Sir George. ‘We each of us know what we trust to.’

    ‘Some fresh trick of that old rogue, his father,’ thought the speaker.

    Thus encouraged, Lord Bury proceeded to unbosom himself.

    ‘There are bills out against me for twenty thousand pounds,’ he said.

    His uncle uttered something like a low whistle.

    ‘Boys will be boys,’ he observed, after pause. ‘At your age I was not remarkably prudent myself. Nothing like that amount, though. Why don’t you, pay them?’

    His nephew made no reply.

    ‘If it is the money you require, Egbert,’ continued the baronet, ‘speak out at once. Both my friendship and purse can stand that tug — may be a tougher one. Pay it, my boy, pay it; and, don’t let us see any more long faces.’

    ‘My dear, generous uncle,’ exclaimed the young man, deeply moved, ‘when I told you it was not money that I required I spoke the truth. I have it lying at my banker’s these five days. Here lies the difficulty: the firm who discounted the bills no longer hold them.’

    ‘What difference does that make? You can pay them just the same.’

    ‘The firm which discounted them refuse to inform me of the name of the purchaser.’

    ‘That is singular,’ remarked the baronet.

    ‘Who bought them, they told me, as a permanent investment,’ added his nephew.

    ‘Permanent nonsense!’ exclaimed the uncle, a little impatiently. ‘How can they convert bills which you have a perfect right to take up at any time into a permanent investment? The idea is most absurd, ridiculous, impracticable. You must compel them to give them up. Commence an action.’

    A long pause ensued. The speaker as yet had not the slightest suspicion of
    the terrible facts of the case.

    ‘I dare not,’ replied Lord Bury, with desperate calmness. ‘I have every reason to believe the bills are deposited in the Bank of England, which has probably advanced money upon them. If so, they are joint holders, and you know how inexorable the directors are.’

    A sudden light broke upon his kind-hearted relative.

    ‘And the signatures?’ he whispered, in an involuntarily hushed tone.

    ‘You must ask me no question on that subject, exclaimed the unhappy son. ‘It is there that I invoke your reliance upon my honor. I am tongue-tied, bound in a chain of iron — worse, of fire. It is eating into both heart and brain.’

    ‘Forgeries!’ mentally concluded Sir George Meredith. ‘And if legal proceedings are adopted, the poor boy must either acknowledge them on oath, or condemn his worthless father. What a gulf to have fallen into.’

    ‘The advice. I gave,’ he observed, speaking very deliberately, ‘was perhaps a little inconsiderate. Legal proceedings, on reflection, would not be advisable. What can I do? You have the dates of the bills?’

    ‘Yes.’

    ‘Pay the amount into the Bank of England,’ confided his uncle. ‘I will accompany you. Having a large account there, I stand pretty well with the directors. State that it is to pay certain acceptances of yours; give the dates; and leave the rest to chance. If the worst comes to the worst, he continued, you have only to retire to the continent till the affair is settled without your appearing in it.’

    ‘I had thought of that,’ said the nephew, dreamily.

    ‘Mind, Egbert — no selling out!’ exclaimed the old man suddenly. ‘Won’t hear of it. It might give rise to unpleasant surmises, the world is so infernally good natured. Besides, what would the girls do? They like to have a cousin in the Guards — dashing escort to drawing-rooms and the opera. I, too, confess to a slight weakness that way. Aunt Montague would faint at the thought of such a thing.’

    ‘I would not willingly quit the service,’ observed the nephew, somewhat relieved, ‘but if any sudden emergency should arise, and no time to apply for leave of absence —’

    ‘Go without it then,’ said the baronet. ‘The authorities at the Horse Guards are tolerably reasonable, especially with their own men. A duel, a runaway marriage, a hundred things will be guessed at sooner than the truth.’

    ‘l shall never marry,’ observed Lord Bury, with a sigh.

    For some reason we cannot explain, this declaration provoked an inconsiderable amount of irritation in his usually even-tempered relative.

    ‘And pray, sir, may I ask you why you should not marry?’ he demanded. ‘Do you suppose yourself such a phoenix that a son and heir can be born to you from your ashes? Not marry, indeed! Why, a man is but half a man without a wife.’

    ‘You forget the dishonour which threatens my name,’ said Egbert. ‘Can I — dare I ask any girl to risk the sharing of it?’

    ‘That, I suppose, is what you call sentiment,’ replied Sir George Meredith, with a grim smile. ‘Nonsense! Trash bred by vanity out of a disordered imagination! Been reading Mademoiselle de Scudery’s writings lately? They sickened me when I was a boy and almost as romantic as yourself; but a wife cured me of that. Lord Bury,’ he added, speaking more seriously, ‘no man can be really really dishonoured except by his own act.’

    Most of the readers, we believe, will cry Amen to that doctrine, or the lessons of common sense it has for years been teaching are thrown away.

    It is a great blessing to possess a friend — one who will neither pander to our folly or turn a cold shoulder in the hour of misfortune; who, without exaggerating our merits, if we possess any, will judge our failings kindly?

    There are such men in the world, we presume, but they are rare — exceedingly rare. Gems of the purest water invariably are so.

    When the party met at breakfast Clara and Kate observed, with pleasure, that their cousin had cast off an inconsiderable amount of the gloom and care which for days had oppressed him. The practical view taken by Sir George of his difficulties had greatly relieved his mind, and once or twice he positively laughed cheerfully.

    ‘That is right, Egbert,’ said his aunt. ‘You are beginning to look like yourself again. For the week past you have been as dull as a mute at a funeral. Not that I much, wonder at it.’

    Her nephew regarded her earnestly.

    ‘It must be a most unpleasant affair. Fortunately girls,’ she added, ‘have nothing to do with such things.’

    The baronet and the young guardsman exchanged glances.

    ‘What affair do you allude to?’ inquired the former, at the same time draining his cup of chocolate to conceal his surprise.

    ‘O, you know. I just read it in the papers. It is no secret.’

    The mystification seemed to increase.

    ‘Since the peace,’ continued their hostess, ‘I thought we had done with reviews, parades, and all such disagreeable things, taking the most eligible of our young men away from their natural duties. But you look surprised. Have you not seen the Post? Francoise —’

    Her ladyship’s maitre d’hotel passed the journal to Lord Bury, who, having read the paragraph, handed it to Sir George Meredith.

    After reading it, both gentlemen appeared much more at their ease.

    ‘It is really too bad,’ added the aunt. ‘On Friday, too, the last night of the opera season, and Catalini’s farewell! We shall have to go without you.’

    ‘I don’t think Sturton ever thought about the opera, ‘observed Egbert; ‘never saw him there.’

    ‘The monster!’ ejaculated Lady Montague. Clara Meredith and Kate looked very much as if they were of the same opinion. ‘He really ought to be remonstrated with.’

    ‘It would be perfectly useless,’ observed the young guardsman. ‘He is a magnificent soldier. Wellington thinks everything of him — a severe disciplinarian — and just a little of the martinet.’

    ‘What is that? Something very disagreeable?’ inquired Kate.

    Her cousin smiled.

    ‘Of course it is,’ said Clara, ‘or it would not be Lord Sturton.’

    Two pairs of pretty pouting lips swelled like young rosebuds, as the inquiry and remark were made.

    The rest of the day passed very pleasantly — strolling in the woods, or short trips on the miniature lake in the centre of the grounds. Lord Bury had been at Eton and pulled a good oar to one of the girls.

    We need not say which; it was the happiest day she had ever known. His manner was growing tender; poor fellow, he could not avoid it. He had experienced a great sorrow, and met with sympathy. No wonder his heart was touched. We all have our weak points.

    Portrait (1890), George Elgar Hicks

    In one of our earlier chapters we stated that Clara Meredith was not beautiful, and were very truthful; but her features, if not strictly regular, were undoubtedly pleasing. She had fine eyes, a profusion of dark hair, glossy as the raven’s wing, and a form the most fastidious sculptor could scarcely have found fault with.

    Kate, like an affectionate cousin and discreet friend, dropped occasionally behind them, under pretence of gathering wild flowers, or seeing to the lunch basket, which Susan carried after them. The good, simple girl had become something more than an attendant — the friend of the fair cousins. The services of Martha were transferred to their aunt, not from caprice, but by her own choice, Lady Montague having frequently expressed a desire to avail herself of them.

    During the last row on the lake their escort rather astonished the girls by breaking into a strain of song — once very popular in England and not unsuited to the occasion, although for ocean he had only a small piece of still water not more than five acres in extent, which it was almost absurd to call ‘the lake,’ and for foaming crests, the gentle ripples upon its surface:

    Over the sea our barque we guide,
    And gaily stem its foaming crest,
    The sailor woos his ocean bride,
    And sinks ’mid storms and dreams to rest;
    Whilst the soft winds sing his lullaby.

    Clara Meredith made no remark on the fine, manly voice and natural taste of the singer; Kate was delighted.

    ‘Why, Egbert, she exclaimed, ‘I never knew that you were a musician before!’

    ‘Scarcely,’ he replied, with a smile.

    ‘It is very unkind to conceal your accomplishments from us — hiding your accomplishments under a bushel.’

    ‘They are so few, and such modest ones,’ said the guardsman, in a similar tone of raillery, ‘that I dare let them peep out only occasionally. My wife,’ he added ‘may discover the rest of them, if ever I am fortunate enough to find any girl to take pity on me.’

    Clara blushed deeply.

    ‘He must have proposed,’ thought Kate, joyfully, ‘or he would never have made that speech;’ and the conviction afforded her intense satisfaction.

    She was right.

    Lord Bury had proposed — succumbed to the charm of mind, the high principles, and fine, innate modesty of her cousin — the fairest garment Eve from Eden brought.

    That same night the lover returned to his regiment.

    We must pass over the kisses and congratulations of Kate when her cousin confessed to her what had passed. The account did not seem very clear. She could scarcely understand how it occurred — girls never can; all she knew about it was that she felt very, very happy.

    Sir George showed more surprise than he really felt when Clara, like a dutiful girl, informed him of the engagement. He had long since perceived the attachment of his nephew to his daughter, wondered and felt a little irritable that he had not declared himself; but that was all over now. The conversation of the morning had removed what he considered the fastidious scruples of Egbert — not that he altogether blamed them; they showed a high, if exaggerated, sense of what the world calls honour.

    The affair was at once imparted to Lady Montague, who highly approved of the match, but sighed when she thought of Kate.

    ‘If the young man,’ she thought, alluding mentally to our hero, ‘would only make himself lord chancellor, or something of that kind, the girls could be married at the same time, which would be a very great weight off my mind. Poor, dear Kate! She sometimes looks very miserable; it wrings my heart to see her; but it is not my fault. The consent of Lord Allworth must be obtained if she marries before five-and-twenty.’

    ‘Make himself lord chancellor!’ Poor, simple Lady Montague! Her ideas were not very practical. She little knew the cost of such a prize, dear at the cheapest — years of toil, broken health, success both in the senate and at the bar, political intrigues and the desertions of friends as well as principles. Even after these sacrifices have been made the prize is not always gained.

    This edition © 2020 Furin Chime, Michael Guest


    Notes and References

    • Lord Sturton: This doesn’t seem to be William Stourton, 18th Baron Stourton (or Sturton).

    Ashton, John. Social England Under the Regency, 2 vols. London: Ward and Downey, 1890. Available free at gutenberg.com. Jump to location.

    Smith, Thomas. Historical Recollections of Hyde Park (1836). Freely available at Internet Archive. Jump to page.

  • J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-fourth Instalment

    J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-fourth Instalment

    Viscount Allworth is in a lather over the prospect of being uncovered for forging his son Lord Bury’s signature. Fuelling his gambling and extravagant lifestyle, cash moneys obtained from the ‘Chellston affair’ (see Chapters 4, 10, 11 and 17) only served to blow his debts out into further spirals. Incorrigible; though we can’t fail to detect the author’s underlying affection for the old roué, despite his narrator’s high moral tone.

    ‘Mean, despicable forgery,’ repeated the son; ‘and the penalty —’

    The speaker could not bring himself to complete the sentence, but sank back into a chair, covering his face with his hands.

    Lord Allworth changed his tactics at once. He saw that the time for cajolery had passed.

    ‘Death!’ he said. ‘Rather an unpleasant ending to a tolerably pleasant existence — not that the hangman’s hand shall ever touch me. I can guard against that. Positively, it would be too ridiculous!’

    The death penalty was abolished in 1832 for forgery, except for the forging of wills and particular powers of attorney, for which it was abolished in 1837. The viscount’s perceived need to guard against the prospect of hanging, and his subsequent reactions, suggest that it is still operative at the time our narrative unfolds.

    On Bury’s exit, the viscount turns immediately to musing on the possibility of having him committed for insanity — echoing Peggy Hurst’s thoughts on how she might be able to address her husband’s unfavourable will.

    The theme of criminal forgery foregrounded in the present chapter, involving issues of documentary verification and falsification, links to the more general motifs of identity, self-representation and misrepresentation, with their moral connotations. At the outset, the disguised girls in the red barn anticipate the theme. William’s quest to ‘forge’ (in the positive sense of ‘establish’ or ‘found’) an upstanding identity in the context of the class system, is a further important variation.

    Plots involving crimes of forgery appeared commonly in Victorian fiction and newspaper reportage. These two genres of writing inform each other greatly in respect to forgery — bearing in mind that fiction itself is intrinsically falsification. Works of fiction often appropriated  famous and spectacular cases of forgery, and narrators sometimes referred to real cases in  passing, as Smith’s does here. Reciprocally, journalists used techniques borrowed from fictional writing in sensationalizing cases of forgery, towards the end of gratifying the reading public’s increasingly avid interest in the topic.

    The fact that many fictional authors worked, or had worked, as journalists, facilitated the generic interaction. Preeminently, Charles Dickens was an accomplished news reporter and editor before embarking on his literary career. Abel Magwitch of Great Expectations uses the name of famous real-life forger Thomas Provis as an alias (‘Provis’), who was similarly sentenced to transportation, and bears other resemblances.

    In David Copperfield, Uriah Heep is modelled on a friend of Dickens’, the writer Thomas Powell (1809-87), a convicted forger and fraud, who moved to America to escape prosecution. Mr. Merdle in Little Dorrit was inspired by John Sadleir (1835-56), financier, politician, forger and suicide.

    Likewise, several other forgers gained massive public notoriety. Henry Fauntleroy (1784-1824), a London banker, who misappropriated and squandered a quarter of a million, was hanged for forging powers of attorney. He appears in works by Hawthorne, Thackeray, Collins, and Bulwer-Lytton. Bulwer-Lytton based his novel Lucretia; or Children of the Night (1846; rev. 1853) on another notorious forger, a good friend of Blake and Lamb, the painter and poisoner, Thomas Griffiths Wainewright (1794-1847), whom Oscar Wilde features in ‘Pen, Pencil, and Poison,’ in his collection of essays, Intentions (1885).

    Thackeray gained mileage from other real-life forgers, including Sadleir; Powell; William Dodd (1729-77), man of letters, priest and forger; and Liberal Member of Parliament for Lambeth, socialite William Roupell (1831-1909), who forged wills and was alleged to have bribed his way to election. Trollope patterned his character Melmotte on Sadleir, in The Way We Live Now (1874-5).

    Smith’s extensive interrelated themes of identity, with their existential implications, hint at the fascination and anxiety that the Victorian readership must have experienced regarding the crime of forgery and its representation in sensational news and fiction. The forger applies fiction in a strike at the heart of a reality that is emerging in step with a developing global market.

    The Railway Juggernaut of 1845, Charles L. Graves, Mr. Punch’s History of Modern England, Vol. 1, 1841-57, (Project Gutenberg EBook)

    Driven by developments in technology, the new economy is based on speculation and stocks and bonds instead of tangible property. Wealth is up for grabs. Constructing oneself in the socio-financial-legal context requires radical psychological adjustments, leaps of faith, and the ability to prove who one is. From here it’s a mere paradigm shift to us in our postmodern world, replete with ‘Wag the Dog’-like media manipulation, and the impact of things like identity-theft, digital currency and fake news.


    CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

    The Reading of the Will — The Widow Unpleasantly Surprised — Scene in a Lawyer’s Office — An Honourable Peer, who has a Predilection for Swimming in Dirty Water, Gets a Little out of his Depth

    The widow and her daughter had been inmates of the house in Soho Square three days, when the former hinted to her host the propriety of proving her late husband’s will.

    ‘Yes! certainly, Mrs. Hurst highly necessary; we will drive to my office in Lincoln’s Inn Fields at noon.’

    ‘I thought it had to be proved at Doctors’ Commons,’ observed Peggy.

    ‘Indisputably correct, my dear madam; but it must first be read, and a copy made,’ replied the gentleman. ‘You would wish to have a copy, would you not?’

    ‘Certainly!’ replied Mrs. Hurst, emphatically.

    Lawyers, as a rule, rarely provoke a scene, unless in the interests of their clients. Even then it is rather doubtful policy. Judges dislike it. Juries dislike it;  and in the solemn propriety of the probate office, where everything wears a funereal hue — the very clerks looking like mutes — it would be regarded with peculiar horror. Added to all this, Mr. Winston was actuated by a benevolent view. He saw that Susan was really ill. The poor girl grieved greatly for her father’s death. In support, he wished to spare her the pain of witnessing the first outbreaks of her mother’s wrath by placing her beyond their reach.

    He rang the bell and ordered the carriage.

    ‘Come, child,’ said the widow; ‘we have but time to dress.’

    Her daughter rose to obey her.

    ‘Pardon me,’ interrupted their host; ‘but Susan is looking really ill and her presence will be quite unnecessary. Minors, even when interested in legal proceedings, can only act through  their guardians. Will it not be better for her to take a walk in the square, or a short ride with my housekeeper? Either would do her good; but perhaps, he added in a tone of indifference, ‘she is one of the witnesses?’

    ‘Nothing of the kind!’ said Peggy, sharply. ‘Squire Tyrrell drew the will; his clerk and butler witnessed it.  As you say, she is looking puny. I wonder how I keep myself up; but Providence sustains me. Don’t you  believe in Providence, Mr. Whiston?

    ‘In the present instance, decidedly,’ replied the latter.

    ‘Well then, perhaps she had better not accompany us. But mind, Susan, you do not stir a step  from the house without Mrs. Page.’

    This was the name of the housekeeper.

    ‘I won’t, mother,’ answered the poor girl, languidly.

    We wonder if lawyers ever do feel a pang at the part they are sometimes compelled to act. Certainly Mr. Whiston did not in the present instance. During the ride to his office he made himself very agreeable, ventured on a decorous joke or two, gave the widow, on their arrival, his arm up the stairs, showed her into his private room, and saw her comfortably seated in his own easy-chair.

    ‘She may bluster there as much as she pleases,’ he thought. His nerves were strung for the encounter; neither screaming nor fainting could have shaken them.

    ‘So,’ said Peggy, looking round her, ‘this is a lawyer’s office? Not a bit like what I expected to see.’

    ‘So I presume, madam. Many respectable and intelligent persons entertain an unreasoning prejudice against us; but we will proceed to business. You have the will with you?’

    The widow drew it from her capacious pocket, spread her handkerchief, a sign that she intended to shed a few tears if she could, and remarked, as she placed the paper in his hands, that ‘poor, dear Peter had been an excellent husband.’

    ‘No doubt, my dear madam, no doubt.’

    ‘So affectionate!’

    ‘Ah, we all have our good qualities –‘

    ‘Placed such trust in me!’

    ‘And weaknesses,’ added the lawyer.

    The last observation did not sound as complimentary as the preceding ones had done, and she regarded him earnestly whilst the speaker rapidly read over the commencement of the will.

    ‘Dear me!’ ejaculated Mr. Whiston, in a tone of surprise, more or less genuine, ‘this is singular! very singular!’

    ‘What is singular?’ demanded the widow.

    ‘The dates of the testaments do not agree.’

    ‘Testaments!’ gasped Peggy. ‘Testaments!’

    ‘Yes; the one you have just given me —  and one your late husband placed in my hands an hour or two before he died.’

    ‘The old wretch!’ muttered the affectionate woman.

    The lawyer commenced reading the one alluded to. We shall pass over the preliminaries. They are the same in all wills, we believe. Out of his half of the farm, Peter bequeathed an annuity of eighty pounds a year, a  pretty little cottage and garden which he had purchased in the village, and two hundred pounds out of a sum standing in his own name in the bank at Colchester. The rest of his property he left to his daughter, whom he consigned to the sole guardianship of his executor, Richard Whiston, Attorney at Law, Lincoln Inn Fields, London.

    In a concluding paragraph he asked pardon of his nephew for the wicked, groundless charge he had been induced to bring against him.

    The blow, all the more terrible from being unexpected, fell upon the ears of Peggy Hurst like a thunderstroke. She had schemed, cajoled, nose-led and driven her husband for so many years that a possibility of a revolt never struck her. At first she felt inclined to scream; but recollecting that it could do no possible good, by a violent effort restrained herself.

    ‘Give me back my will!’ she exclaimed at last.

    Mr. Whiston quietly handed it to her without a word.

    ‘And do you really mean to tell me you will prove that abominable, false, unjust testament?’

    ‘Undoubtedly.’

    ‘Very well; I shall oppose it. This is the real will, the only one my fool of a husband ever made with my consent. He was an idiot,’ added the speaker.’

    ‘A little weak in judgment, I confess,’ observed the lawyer, with a smile.

    ‘And yet you made that abominably wicked will at the request of a man out of his senses. I can prove that he never had any sense, and I will prove it.’

    ‘Not unlikely,’ answered Mr. Whiston. ‘Not that I can see how it would better your position if you did prove it. All your late husband’s property, in that case, would go absolutely to his daughter.’

    Peggy Hurst looked unutterable things, words being too weak to express her indignation.

    ‘Susan,’ no doubt, ‘would show you every consideration. She is an excellent young person,’ continued the speaker. ‘Allow me, also, to inform you that I did not prepare the will, neither did I suggest it. I did not even suspect its existence. It was made by that excellent lawyer and upright magistrate, Frank Smithers, town clerk of Colchester.’

    It must be confessed that the patience of the widow was being sorely tried.

    ‘Very well, sir,’ she said, thrusting the first testament into her pocket. ‘This is my will,’ and I intend to stand by it. There are other lawyers, I hope.’

    ‘Plenty of them.’

    ‘And some honest ones.’

    ‘I trust so,’ said the gentleman, calmly. He had made up his mind not to lose his temper by any amount of provocation, and he adhered to his resolution.

    With heart and temper at boiling heat over her supposed wrongs, Peggy Hurst made her way to the office of Brit and Son. She had heard Benoni frequently speak of them as shrewd, practical men, Heaven knows they were practical enough. As to their sharpness we do not feel quite so certain. True sharpness, to our old fashioned way of thinking, consists in honesty. It is the only thing that eventually pays. Brit and Son were cunning; nothing more.

    The interview did not prove a satisfactory one. Before these very astute gentlemen would give an opinion, or even listen to her statement, they demanded a fee of five guineas. Custom of the profession; invariable rule of the firm; so many clients to attend to; time was money to them.

    ‘So I should think,’ said the widow, as she reluctantly handed them the money, and proceeded to give a tolerably clear  statement of her case.

    ‘Hem! Yes, quite plain,’ said the respectable-looking, well-dressed head of the firm. ‘Remedy? Of course you have a remedy in Chancery. His lordship will doubtless order a trial to test the validity of the will at common law. A verdict in your favour there must be followed by proceedings in the probate court. Should defendants appeal, as the doubtless will –‘

    Here Brit, junior, nodded assent.

    ‘It could be argued before the Privy Council.’

    No wonder that Peggy’s head began to swim. A much stronger one might have felt confused at the prospect set before her. Still her mind remained clear on one important point.

    ‘And what would it all cost?’ she demanded.

    ‘Impossible to say, my dear madam,’ replied the head of the firm. ‘Brit and Son never give estimates. Most unusual with the respectable part of the profession. A thousand pounds might be sufficient to commence the suit with. I think we might venture to undertake it with that.’

    This was addressed to his son, who, with a broad grin upon his face, answered that he thought they could.

    Patience, like every other virtue, has its limits; and the widow, who had never been abundantly supplied with that: estimable quality, completely lost the little that remained to her. Starting to her feet, she commenced a string of expletives not usually indulged in in a lawyer’s office, however frequently they may be felt. ‘Rogues’ and ‘thieves ‘were the mildest of her expressions.

    ‘Give me back my five guineas!’ she exclaimed, half mad with passion. Half mad, did we say? Any intelligent jury would have considered it prima facie evidence of positive insanity. For who ever heard of a lawyer returning a fee he had once pocketed?

    Without the slightest appearance either of anger or surprise upon his placid features, Brit, senior, rang the bell.

    ‘See this female,’ he said to the clerk who answered it, ‘out of the office. And, mind, she is never to be admitted again. Most violent person; no delicacy; uses improper language.’

    Decidedly it was destined to prove an unlucky day for Peggy Hurst. The most galling offence of all was that her husband had outwitted her. The cipher, as he had been usually considered, had made himself a unit, and a strong one.

    No blow rankles so deeply as one inflicted by a dead man’s hand. Women rarely inflict one. They are too gentle and forgiving. The worst of them do little more than scratch.

    The treatment she had received from the firm of Brit and Son, to say nothing of the loss of five guineas, was certainly very provoking. Still she might have got over that, but a still more mortifying disappointment was in store for her.

    Having made up her mind to return to Deerhurst, and consider there what was best to be done, she drove to Soho Square, but her daughter was no longer there, and neither threats, entreaties, nor even the offer of a guinea, could induce the housekeeper to name the place of her retreat.

    South Corner of Soho Square and Sutton Street, Thomas Hosmer Shepherd (1792-1864)

    Maddened by this last defeat, the widow rushed to Bow-street. Mr. Whiston who expected some such movement, kept himself in readiness, and very soon presented himself before the magistrate, who very properly had refused to issue a warrant,

    ‘All alike!’ she muttered; ‘all alike!’ when she saw the two gentlemen shake hands.

    Mr. Whiston produced the will, which his worship glanced over.

    ‘No jurisdiction,’ he said. ‘Must be decided in Chancery. Call the next case.’

    That same evening Peggy Hurst returned to the country, a sadder, wiser, but we fear,
    not a much better woman, She required a very different lesson to break her stubborn will.

    Convince a woman ʼgainst her will
    She’s of the same opinion still.

    We have slightly altered the quotation.

    Many men credited with wit and sense, like young geese, develop at an early age a singular propensity for swimming in very dirty puddles. This abnormal taste becomes all the more remarkable when it is recollected that most of them have nice clean water running close at hand, or if not at hand, easily procurable with a little self-control and patient industry.

    Unfortunately for his family, Viscount Allworth turned out one of these human goslings. Whilst a mere boy, he inherited a large patrimony, noble estates, and a vast amount of ready cash. How nice and spotless he might have kept his plumage — we mean his reputation. The pure running stream close at hand, flowing, as it were, under his nose, and yet he would plunge into the puddles. A little dust upon the spotless ermine of his young manhood would have been looked over — he was human, and it was to be expected — but not the filthy mud of foul, dishonourable practices.

    Dirt, we suspect, must be something like the magnet. It attracts certain bodies, and repulses others.

    It is not always wise, when those who are dear to us, or in whom we feel an interest, commit equivocal and dishonourable actions, to condone them; and yet perhaps it is only natural. The opinions of our fellow-men, which all of us are more or less swayed by, the honour of the name we bear, the ties of affection, incline us to judge leniently and show mercy. We can understand the last plea, but not the preceding ones, for beyond the opinion of the world, the honour of a name, we place personal honour. The former may be mere pinchbeck, the latter is pure gold.

    The sacrifice which Lord Bury had made to save his father from disgrace in the affair of the Chellston property tempted that noble gosling to wade still further into the mud. The ready money so dishonestly obtained had been wasted; as a matter of course, in the usual round of extravagance, folly, and dissipation. His lordship’s bonds and post-obits had long been a drug in the money-market; one signature alone could give them value — his son’s. In an evil hour he was weak enough to forge it.

    ‘Oh! oh!’ some of our critics will exclaim, ‘this is a little too strong! A peer of England commit forgery!’

    There is, we believe, still living, a member of the House of Lords who dares not take his seat in that assembly. He drove his father — one of our great Law luminaries — from his high position by trafficking with his patronage. Compelled to retire to France to avoid his creditors, this worthless scamp next proceeded to forge three bills of exchange upon his brother. The first two were paid; the third resisted, and exposure followed; end the man is now one of the hereditary judges and legislators of the land. True, he dares not take his seat. Bad as the institution undoubtedly is, the House of Lords could not stand that. He is still a miserable exile, we believe.

    As the time of payment of the second year’s interest drew near, the aged roue began to feel exceedingly uncomfortable. He had contrived to pay the first. He was without money. An appeal to his wife he knew would be useless — her ladyship had quite sufficient to do in meeting the expenditure necessary for the carrying on of her own nefarious schemes. As a, last resource he resolved to appeal to his son. The interview proved a most painful one — falsehood and degradation on one side, disgust and indignation on the other. For some time the young nobleman proved inexorable.

    ‘My dear boy,’ urged the viscount, ‘how can you speak so unnaturally? Only a paltry twenty thousand pounds! Your name or mine, what could it signify? I am sure I should not have said such harsh things had you takes a similar liberty with me.’

    ‘It was a forgery, father,’ was the stern reply.

    ‘No ugly, indelicate words, Egbert,’ observed the old. sinner. ‘You know how nervous l am. They shock my sensibilities.’

    ‘Mean, despicable forgery,’ repeated the son; ‘and the penalty —’

    The speaker could not bring himself to complete the sentence, but sank back into a chair, covering his face with his hands.

    Lord Allworth changed his tactics at once. He saw that the time for cajolery had passed.

    ‘Death!’ he said. ‘Rather an unpleasant ending to a tolerably pleasant existence — not that the hangman’s hand shall ever touch me. I can guard against that. Positively, it would be too ridiculous!’

    Lord Bury started to his feet.

    ‘Three of our ancestors — I think it was three — you can correct me if I am wrong,’ continued the speaker, ‘were beheaded for high treason; but the axe brought no dishonour on their descendant; whilst the rope — the vulgar, filthy rope —’

    ‘You shall be saved, my lord,’ interrupted his son, coldly.

    ‘Ah, Bury,’ ejaculated the old hypocrite, ‘I knew you would never see your affectionate old father hang.’

    Here a sigh of relief escaped him.

    ‘I once thought,’ observed the son, ‘that no greater disgrace could befall me than having such a parent. I was deceived. You have convinced me there is a depth of infamy beyond — his death upon the scaffold.’

    ‘Never! Egbert, never!’ said Lord Allworth, trying to call up a look of dignity. ‘I am quite prepared to —’

    ‘Spare your acting,’ said the young man. ‘You have not the courage to be a suicide. You forget how well you have taught me to know you. Who holds these notes?’

    The forger gave the name of a well-known banker in the Strand, and the young nobleman took his leave without even a parting salute or word.

    Lord Allworth reflected for several instants in silence.

    ‘Egbert is very absurd — becoming unbearable,’ he muttered, half aloud. ‘What ideas? He never had them from me. They amount almost to mania.’

    The word mania threw him into another train of thought.

    ‘I wonder if a jury would pronounce him insane?’ be added. ‘Hem! worth thinking of; but not till these infernal notes are taken up and destroyed. Bad world; getting more selfish, every day.’

    Three hours afterwards his lordship might have been seen taking his usual drive in the park, kissing his little white hand to his female friends, or talking in an exceedingly juvenile strain with his male ones.

    Lord Bury passed a miserable night. It was not the loss of the money that affected him; he had mad up his mind to pay it. It was the disgrace, the infamous system of extortion to which he saw himself exposed. ‘Where will it end?’ he asked himself .

    The following morning be called upon the firm who had discounted the notes. Ostensibly it carried on the business of banks, and enjoyed a fair reputation in the city, where it was quietly understood that other matters did not come amiss to it. With an air of nonchalance anything but genuine, for his heart felt very heavy, his lordship asked to see the notes, observing that he had quite forgotten the dates.

    The senior partner produced them The interest would be due in ten days.

    His lordship made a memorandum in his notebook.

    ‘I shall take them up,’ he observed. ‘It is not wise to leave this sort of thing unsettled; affairs get confused. I suppose I may pay them at any time?’

    ‘Certainly,’ said the senior partner. ‘And if at any future time your lordship should require accommodation –‘

    ‘Thank you! Thank you!’ interrupted the visitor, hurriedly. Poor fellow! he almost forced a laugh. ‘We shall see; it is very possible.’

    Three days afterwards their visitor returned, strong in the hope of averting a foul disgrace from the name he was so proud of. He had raised the money to redeem the forgeries.

    The partners looked blank, Very sorry to disappoint his lordship. They had taken a share in the new French loan, been pressed — in short, compelled to part with them.

    ‘And who holds them now?’ demanded Lord Bury, with difficulty suppressing his emotion.

    ‘Impossible to say — probably still: on the market, the securities being so unexceptionable,’ replied a member of the firm.’

    ‘Or in the Bank of England,’ added the junior. ‘Such bills are frequently accepted as collaterals.’

    With a throb of agony at his heart the wretched son arose from his seat, staggered rather than walked to his carriage, rode home and shut himself in chambers for the rest of the day.

    The blow was a heavy one, and placed him in a terrible position. The Bank of England never rediscounted any securities’ placed in their hands, neither had it ever been known to condone a forgery. No matter how large the amount, they submitted to the loss rather than forego the pleasure of hanging the criminal.

    ‘Oh!’ he muttered, ‘in what a dilemma am I likely to be placed! Should the discovery be made, I must either give evidence to condemn my own father or perjure myself.’

    ‘Yes, that — even that,’ he added passionately, ‘rather than sully the honor of our name!’

    Did it ever strike his lordship that, behind the tinsel brightness of the phantom he worshipped, there was a nobler, purer object of adoration?

    We fear not. At least not at the time.

    Here we must conclude our present chapter, leaving the viscount to his senile race of folly, his wife to her schemes against the happiness of Lady Kate, and our hero to his hard studies at the university, consuming the midnight oil till his features grew thin, his face pale with the sickly hue of thought.

    But the prize was worthy of the struggle — the crowning hope of manhood — a true-hearted woman’s love. Fame has no nobler gift.

    This edition © 2020 Furin Chime, Michael Guest


    Notes, References, Further Reading

    • Convince a woman …: from Samuel Butler, Hudibras (1664). Smith refers to the usually misquoted: “A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still”: he “slightly alter[s]” it to refer to women rather than men. Actually, the original goes: “He that complies against his will is of the same opinion still.” As George and Boller point out, it is illogical for someone convinced out of an opinion to keep it still (and indeed, convinced against their will); but not to be forced to comply, while maintaining one’s opinion. (See John George and Paul Boller, They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes and Misleading Attributions [OUP, 1990]).
    • post-obit: ‘a bond given by a borrower, payable after the death of a specified person, esp one given to a moneylender by an expectant heir promising to repay when his interest falls into possession’ (thefreedictionary.com).

    Briefel, Aviva. “Forgery and Imitation.” Victorian Network Volume 8 (2008 Winter).

    *Ellis, Paul. Forgers and Fiction: How Forgery Developed the Novel, 1846-79. Thesis, University College London. 2004. UMI U602586.  Available free online here.

    Finn, M. and Lobban, M, et al. (eds.). Legitimacy and Illegitimacy in Nineteenth-Century Law, Literature and History. Palgrave Macmillan, 2010.

    Graves, Charles L. The Project Gutenberg EBook of Mr. Punch’s History of Modern England, Vol. I (of 4) — 1841 -1857.

    Malta, Sara. Forgery in Nineteenth-Century Literature and Culture: Fictions of Finance from Dickens to Wilde. Palgrave Macmillan, 2009.

    O’Gorman, Francis (ed.). Victorian Literature and Finance. OUP, 2007. Palgrave Macmillan, 2010.

  • J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-third Instalment

    J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-third Instalment

    Some pointed remarks in this and recent chapters invite a cursory digression into the world of heraldry. Whether an art or a science as are variously asserted, it is an intriguing and complicated field with roots in the ancient past as well as tendrils — if in some ways tenuous ones — in the present.

    First, a few words on the historical origin of the herald:

    He was in the first place the messenger of war or peace between sovereigns; and of courtesy or defiance between knights. His functions further included the superintendence of trials by battles, jousts, tournaments […] When the bearing of hereditary armorial insignia became an established usage its supervision was in most European countries added to the other duties of the herald.

    (Woodward, Treatise on Heraldry 1-2)

    English and French heralds watched together while their armies engaged on Saint Crispin’s Day in 1415, and at the end determined that the English were the victors. On reporting to Henry V, the heralds told him the name of the nearest fortified town, Azincourt, after which the battle was named. The principal French herald Montjoie appears as the character, Montjoy, in Shakespeare’s play, where we see him transmit communications between Henry and the French King Charles VI. In this respect, the herald is an historical forerunner of the modern international diplomat.

    A momentous incident occurred for heraldry during the battle of Hastings in 1066. After William, Duke of Normandy (the Conqueror), sustained a fall from his horse, a rumour spread that he had been killed. To raise his troops’ moral, he lifted his helmet to show his face, as is famously recorded in a scene from the Bayeux Tapestry. That’s William, second from the right:

    Extract from Bayeux Tapestry: William raises his helmet

    At this time combatants did not widely identify themselves by designs on their shields and armour, although various adornments do appear. One scene, for example, shows William’s standard, and the shields of many of the French warriors are decorated with a wyvern, or winged dragon, an emblem of the French army. (See Davenport’s discussion of the beginnings of armory in the tapesty in British Heraldry [1921].)

    After the famous incident pictured, fighters across Europe took to painting individual emblems and insignias on their shields. This practice of ‘armory‘ developed sets of rules and conventions for elaborating the identity of fighters from the higher echelon, knights in particular.

    The herald’s role expanded to regulate an evolving symbolic language and record the heraldic insignia of other personages of note, incorporating a multitude of details of family, accomplishment and entitlement. As coats of arms proliferated over time, disputes arose about who had the right to use a particular emblem (or charge) on their shield (escutcheon).

    In 1389 Richard III himself decided the first heraldic legal case, which was fought over who had the right to bear the arms Azure, a bend or, subsequently known as the Scrope arms.

    Scrope arms: Azure, a bend or
    Scrope arms: Azure, a bend or. Source: Wikimedia Commons — (CC BY-SA 4.0)

    Perhaps in consideration of the simplicity of this form, and in anticipation of complexities to come, 1483 Richard instituted a Herald’s College or College of Arms to grant and control the use of arms in England (Grant, Manual of Heraldry p.6).

    Various categories of arms came to include:

    • Arms of Sovereignty or Dominion, those of the sovereigns of the territories they govern, such as the Russian Eagle and English Lions
    • Arms of Pretension, those co-opted by a prince or lord with a claim to a certain kingdom or territory, such as through marriage
    • Arms of Concession, granted in reward for virtue, valour, or extraordinary service
    • Arms of Community, for bishops, cities, universities, academies, societies, and corporate bodies
    • Arms of Patronage, for governors of provinces, lords of manors and the like
    • Arms of Alliance, gained by marriage
    • Arms of Succession, inherited or assumed by bequest, donation, etcetera
    • Arms of Affection, assumed from gratitude to a benefactor

    (Grant, Manual p.15-16)

    So far in J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh, Lord Bury has actually looked for the Whiston name in the “Herald’s Books,” and would render William, not merely an outcast from their society, but a virtual nonentity. He damns the young scholar with faint praise for “plucky perseverance” at study, at the service of “his fixed determination to win a name” (Chapter 20). Smith clearly sides with Clara Meredith’s critique of Bury’s patriarchal attitudes:

    ‘Oh you men […] with your pride of rank, your worship of a mere accident, your absurd veneration for musty parchments and the Herald’s blazon […] you bow down before idols which have not even artistic beauty to recommend them.’

    Lady Montague’s satirical observation, herself an object of partially affectionate satire for her snobbery, reflects an absurdly primitive susceptibility to totemic influence. (Durkheim notes the “analogies” of totems with the heraldic coat-of-arms.)

    ‘Are you not aware, Miss Meredith,’ she demanded solemnly, ‘that the crest of the Kepples is an eagle?’
    ‘Perfectly, aunt, I have seen it on her carriage a hundred times.’
    ‘And that the crest of this young man, if he has such a thing, is probably a goose, a sparrow, or some such ignoble bird, possibly a sucking pig,’ she added, in a tone of lofty indignation, which was completely thrown away upon her hearer, who could not repress a smile.

    (Chapter 22)

    She alludes not only to an implicit hierarchy of creatures that portray totemically the characteristics of the families they represent, but also to what she considers the unnatural aberration that results from breeding across limits of class and status: “It cannot be. It shall not be,” she insists. “Nature and heraldry are alike opposed to it.” It is simply not done to cross eagles with geese or sucking-pigs; the devil’s work, we might say.

    We can, in fact, find heraldic precedents, such as the anomalous creatures found in the coat of arms of the city of Great Yarmouth. After the Battle of Sluys against the French navy in 1340, as a gesture of thanks to the city for its contribution of men and merchant ships, King Edward III granted arms-of-affection, in the form of the three golden British lions passant (or “striding towards the [viewer’s] left”).

    These were dimidiated with Yarmouth’s own three silver herrings, resulting in the curiosities. “Dimidiation” is the practice of combining two separate coats by dividing both of them vertically, then joining the sinister and dexter halves (meaning respectively those on the bearer’s left and right).

    Coat of arms of Great Yarmouth Borough Council. Source:
    Coat of arms of Great Yarmouth Borough Council. Source: Wikimedia Commons (CC BY-SA 3.0)

    Great Yarmouth is only 18 miles from Norwich, the city of the author’s youth, so there is every chance that Lady Montague’s sarcastic comment quietly references the Yarmouth lion-herrings.

    Quartering” is a more evolved and versatile method of dividing coats of arms, such as occurs when families intermarry and inherit and otherwise acquire further arms. In principle, the term refers to dividing the shield into four parts by dividing it horizontally and vertically. In practice, it can extend by division into any number of rows and columns, in encompassing the complete arms to which an entity has a right. In order to show one’s maternal arms, for example, they may be quartered with paternal ones.

    Here are the quartered arms of Pamela Vivien Kirkham, 16th Baroness Berners (b.1929). They are in a “quarterly of ten,” incorporating her entitled arms of Williams, Tyrwhitt and Jones, Tyrwhitt, Booth, Wilson, Knyvett, Bourchier, Lovayne, Thomas of Woodstock, and Berners:

    Armoiries des barons Berners
    Armoiries des barons Berners. Source: WikiVisually (CC BY-SA 4.0)

    In this sense, Smith’s narrator speaks this week of Lady Montague “[falling] back upon her quarterings,” which he considers to be “rather a feeble stay.” Lawyer Whiston’s reference to the Allworths’ “ancient,” “moth-eaten” title with its “unexceptional” blazon bolsters this skeptical view of heraldry and the peerage in general. Sir George Meredith’s comment in Chapter 22 expresses a similar attitude:

    ‘We are not in the peerage, Clara,’ he added, ‘but we might have been. Refused it twice. The Merediths can count quarterings with the Montagues and the Allworths.’


    Chapter Twenty-three

    Death of Farmer Hearst — His Will — Goliah’s Prospects Brighten

    If Peggy Hurst did not bring her husband a fortune, she was not altogether dowerless. A sharp tongue and a strong will accompanied the gift of her hand, which, to do her justice, was a hard-working one. To such a woman it was no very difficult task to discover Peter’s weak points. Like setters, wives have a natural instinct that way. She speedily found them all out, and determined to govern him through them; an easy thing to accomplish — for the farmer had few brains, and was not much troubled with feeling — especially gratitude — else he had never lent himself to Peggy’s project of disgracing William, whose father had acted most kindly to him.

    That it failed was no merit of his.

    Parents must have had singular ideas of the discipline proper for children in those days, and it was no wise remarkable that Peggy shared the mistake, but commenced switching and spanking both her daughter and our hero at a very tender age.

    The boy was the first to rebel. On the last occasion his aunt ever made to punish him he snatched the switch from her hand, kicked the shin of the hired man, who had been ordered to hold him, and declared, passionately, that he would run away to his uncle in London. This settled the question as far as William was concerned; for Peggy stood in some awe of the lawyer, who, on his annual visits to look over the accounts, spoke so little, paid her no compliments, and exacted the last shilling due to his ward.

    The whippings of poor little Susan, however, were still continued, to the great distress of Willie and secret annoyance of her father, to whom she sometimes ran for protection, which the weak headed cipher had not courage to afford.

    At last the farmer did venture to interpose, not openly — that was not to be expected — but in his usual timid, hesitating, sly way, by asking his wife if she did not think it time Susan should attend school.

    Peggy regarded him fixedly, and asked what put that crotchet into his head.

    ‘Nothing— that is, nothing particular, my love. Only William’s uncle will be down in a month.’

    ‘I do hate that man!’

    ‘The boy says he shall ask him to remove him from the farm; that he won’t stay here to see his cousin whipped daily. You, of course, know best, my love,’ he added.

    This last observation somewhat mollified his wife, who merely muttered, in allusion to her nephew:

    ‘The little wretch!’

    ‘I sometimes think,’ continued her husband, ‘that the lawyer is rather fond of Willie. He does not show it much, but that is his way, I suppose. We shall miss the money for his board,’ he added.

    The last shot told, for it was levelled where Peggy was most sensitive, her interest, her tenderest feelings being in her pocket. She made no observation at the time, but from that day the whippings erased, and the nephew so far forgot his resentment in pleasure at the change that, when his uncle arrived, they were not even alluded to.

    Goliah and Lawyer Whiston were driving along the beaten highway to Deerhurst.

    ‘Is Peter really so ill?’ inquired the latter.

    ‘Mortal bad; three doctors ha’ been at him.’

    ‘Did Mrs. Hurst send for me?’

    ‘Not she. It war Susan told I to come. Thee be about the last person Peggy wants to see at the farm.’

    His companion regarded the speaker with a smile, rather surprised, perhaps, at his intelligence.

    ‘And so we thought it best —’

    ‘We!’ interrupted the gentleman. ‘How long have you been a plural?’

    ‘What be that? I an’t been a plural as I knows on.’

    ‘Nothing. Thinking of something else,’ said his companion. ‘How long have you and Susan been such excellent friends?

    Goliah regarded him with a half doubtful, half comical expression, as if he wished to trust him, but did not feel quite convinced of the prudence of doing so. Probably he regarded the step he meditated as a sort of forlorn hope, but after a moment’s deliberation, bravely took it.

    ‘Susan and I be in love,’ he said.

    ‘Ah! ah!’ ejaculated Mr. Whiston. ‘A suitable match.’

    ‘Does thee really think so!’ exclaimed the rustic.

    ‘Of course I do, really and truly.’

    ‘Then thee beest an honest man,’ added the lover.

    ‘Thank you; but you must not flatter me,’ observed the gentleman.

    ‘I won’t. I allays told Willie,’ added Goliah, ‘that thee wor an honest man for a lawyer.’

    The recipient of this rather equivocal compliment gave one of his quiet smiles.

    ‘The farmer be willin’,’ continued the speaker, ‘but his wife won’t hear on it — dead agin it. She wants her daughter to marry Benoni Blackmore, the schoolmaster’s son. They often meet i’ the Red Barn to talk matters over. They both do hate I,’ he added.

    His hearer recollected what the honest rustic had told him of the medicine his rival brought from the Bitterns’ Marsh for the farmer.

    ‘Surely,’ he observed, gravely, ‘you do not suspect any foul play?’

    ‘Lord bless thee!’ he said, ‘no. Nothin’ o’ that kind. Peggy be bad enough, but not bad enough for that. She wouldn’t hurt a hair of her husband’s head. She might pull out a few,’ he added, with a grin. ‘But p’ison! She wouldn’t p’ison even me. It was only herb drink, which some old woman at the marsh makes up. Folks say she be mortal clever.’

    Still the lawyer regarded him doubtfully.

    ‘I tell ’ee no,’ continued the speaker, earnestly. ‘Susan wouldn’t let her father take it. Maybe she had some such thought. Not agin her mother, but Benoni. But I know it wor all right. He hadn’t the pluck. So I swallowed a bottle of the stuff to satisfy her, and mortal nasty it wor.’

    This assurance, and the details confirming it, afforded his hearer great relief. It would have been a most distressing circumstance for William’s aunt to have been arraigned for. murder.

    ‘We are getting near to Deerhurst,’ he observed. ‘Now, Goliah, attend to my directions.’

    ‘Yes, I will.’

    ‘Pay no attention to anything I may say to Mrs. Hurst. I am going there in your interest and Susan’s; not hers. Possibly I may seemingly take sides with her, merely to–‘

    The lawyer hesitated. Possibly he did not like to complete the sentence.

    ‘I sees,’ exclaimed his companion, finishing it for him. ‘Pull the wool over her eyes. It will be a cunning trick that, and rare fun to see it; but thee canst do it — I know thee canst. Thee beest a lawyer.’ Evidently the speaker had not overcome all his prejudices against the profession, but he discriminated — made exceptions — that was something towards it. ‘

    By this time they had entered the village.

    When Peggy Hurst saw the only man, perhaps, she had ever stood in dread of, accompanied by the one she most hated, drive up to the door of farm, she coloured with vexation and anger.

    ‘Walk in, Mr. Whiston,’ she said. ‘Of course I am glad to see you. Not that I think poor, dear Peter is as sick as the doctors say. But as for that impudent, prying, meddlesome, mischief-making fellow,’ she added, pointing to Goliah, ‘he sha’nt set a foot in my house. He is not one of the family. He is not William’s guardian, and I can’t allow it .’

    ‘I have not the slightest intention of asking him,’ observed the visitor, coolly. ‘ In fact. I see no necessity for doing so; had there been, I should not have asked your permission. Half the house is my nephew’s. Let me advise you to keep a civil tongue in your head — a very civil one — for should your husband die the arrangement which gives you a home here will expire with him.’

    This was gall and wormwood with a drop of honey mixed with them, the honey being the tone of indifference in which the speaker alluded to her daughter’s suitor, who grinned with delight at hearing her thus lectured.

    ‘I don’t want to come into yer house, Mrs. Hurst,’ Goliah cried. ‘My own house is quite good enough for I, and it is our own — all on it, not half. The squire has paid I for bringing him down,’ he added, ‘and I ha’ naught more to say.’

    With this parting shot, which Peggy felt too indignant to answer, he drove off, whistling a tune as he went.

    When Mr. Whiston entered the sick man’s chamber he perceived at a glance the wisdom of the precaution Susan and her lover had taken in sending for him. The farmer was greatly changed, and evidently had not many days to live. Such at least was his impression, which the two medical gentlemen whom he found in the room, soon confirmed by a few whispered words. Susan, who was seated by the bedside — she had been his constant nurse — appeared to be crying bitterly. Despite his weakness, and even worse failings, she loved the old man dearly. He was her father, had been kind to her, as far as he dared; added to which she felt that it was not for the child, at such a moment, to judge its parent.

    ‘You need not whisper,’ said Peter Hurst, in the querulous tone peculiar to sickness. ‘I know what you are saying as well as if I had heard the words. How long, Mr. Whiston,’ he added, after a pause, ‘did the doctors tell you that I had to live?’

    ‘That is a question they cannot always answer,’ observed the lawyer, kindly.

    ‘Well,’ continued the patient, half muttering to himself and half aloud, ‘it can’t much signify. I am glad you are come, for my poor girl’s sake; she was always kind and good to William, so you will protect her on his account.’

    ‘On her own,’ said the man of law, firmly; ‘but to do so effectually I must possess full authority.’

    ‘You have it,’ answered the farmer, in an undertone, ‘The last time I went to Colchester to sell the hay I made my will — that is, Squire Smithers made it. You are sole executor. Be kind to Susan; she has been a good, affectionate child to her poor old father.’

    ‘Susan,’ he continued, after pausing to recover breath, ‘open the case of the cuckoo clock.’ He pointed to a large, old-fashioned piece of furniture standing in one corner of the room — it had been his grandfather’s, but long since valueless as a time-keeper. His wife never went to it, and had frequently requested him to exchange it for a modern one, but had failed to persuade him to do so.

    ‘There are two packets, father,’ observed his daughter, who had complied with the directions.

    ‘Bring them both,’ said Peter — ‘I had almost forgotten the other — and give them both to Uncle Whiston; but, first, let me see them. This is my will.’

    The lawyer placed it in the inside pocket of his vest.

    ‘And this,’ continued the dying man, who was evidently exhausted by the exertion he had made — ‘I can scarcely tell you what it is. I found it behind one of the beams in the chamber of the Red Barn, three years ago; but you will be able to make something of it.’

    Our readers will not have forgotten the parcel which Bunce saw the eldest of the fugitives conceal in the little room on the night they so nearly fell into the hands of the two tramps. Believing it contained letters or papers important to the interests of the Lady Kate, Martha had abstracted them from the desk of the French governess, Mademoiselle Joulair, and taken them with her on their flight.

    A smile of satisfaction rested on the countenance of Mr. Whiston, to whom a cursory glance had revealed their value, and he placed them, even more carefully than he had done the will, in the same secure pocket.

    One of the medical men now recommended his patient to take a little home-made wine with bark in it. His daughter administered it. It seemed less bitter from her hand.

    ‘He cannot last long,’ whispered the second doctor to the lawyer.

    ‘Not a word of what has taken place,’ observed the latter; ‘it might only disturb the last moments of your patient, and provoke unseemly discussion.’

    The gentlemen understood him — they were well acquainted with Mrs. Hurst — and bowed assent.

    The caution was not given one whit too soon, for the next instant Peggy came bouncing into the room. In her impatience to see Goliah safely off the farm she had forgotten her interests till the idea struck her that something prejudicial to them might be taking place. Looking suspiciously round, and seeing neither paper, pens nor ink were upon the table, her excitement cooled down. She noticed that the lawyer was watching her, and recollected the part she would be expected to play, that of an afflicted wife.

    ‘Poor, dear lamb!’ she said, shedding a few natural tears. Perhaps her conscience did reproach her. ‘Oh! doctors, can you do nothing for him?’

    The medical men shook their heads, and the speaker sank down upon her knees by the side of the bed as if in prayer. We trust it was sincere.

    ‘You have the will?’ murmured the dying man. ‘Keep it safe.’

    Whether the question had been intended for Mr. Whiston or his wife, we cannot decide. Peggy took it to herself.

    ‘Yes, Peter dear,’ answered the almost widow. Our separation will not be very long. We shall soon meet again, never to part.’

    The prospect thus held out did not seem to afford much satisfaction; in fact, it rather appeared to scare him. With a last effort he turned from her to the side of the bed where Susan, sobbing with grief, was sitting, gazed upon her fondly, then closed his eyes for ever.

    He had at least one consolation in dying — the last gaze that met his was that of true affection.

    That same evening Mr. Whiston returned to London, promising to come down again in time for the funeral.

    When he arrived the widow received him much more cordially than on the previous occasion. Then she had her doubts; there were possibilities to be guarded against; now everything seemed clear and satisfactory. Had she not the will, made years since under her own direction and approval? Peter’s worldly possessions would soon be in her hands, her daughter dependent upon her, her rule unshakable! Mr. Whiston came in his own carriage, too; that gratified her pride. Neighbors would see that she was well connected.

    We need not describe the funeral ceremony; the tears, artificial and genuine, shed on the occasion. There was at least one sincere mourner — the dead man’s child.

    On the return to the farm Peggy carried her confidence so far as to consult the gentleman on the steps necessary to prove her late husband’s will.

    ‘Probate must be taken at once,’ he replied. ‘We can do nothing till that is done. Let me see. Deerhurst, county of Essex, diocese of London. Doctors’ Commons will be the place. You must come up to town.’

    The widow hinted something about the expense. She could not think of going there alone, leaving Susan behind, and giving that wretch Goliah a chance of seeing her.

    ‘Pooh! Pooh!’ said Mr. Whiston. ‘Take no trouble about him, or the expense either. I shall be happy to receive yourself and daughter at my house in Soho Square.’

    The invitation was accepted as much from pride as economy, and the widow came to the conclusion that, after all, the lawyer was really an excellent person — a little odd, perhaps — but, then, he was an old bachelor — sufficient explanation, in most female minds, to account for any amount of eccentricity, short of insanity. As Goliah suggested, he had pulled the wool over her eyes completely.

    Like most of his profession, Mr. Whiston was a far-seeing man — made his arrangements beforehand; he detested nothing so much as being taken by surprise. With this end in view, he waited upon Lady Montague; the first time he had seen her since what his aristocratic client termed her niece’s preposterous engagement.

    Time had cooled down her anger, without removing her ladyship’s objections; but the sight of William’s uncle revived the former in all its original force. ‘So, sir,’ she exclaimed, ‘you have called at last. This is a pretty affair — my ward, Lady Kate Kepple, engaged to your nephew! Preposterous. It is no use your arguing. If Lord Bury has been silenced, I have not. Can’t understand him. But one thing is certain; I will never give my consent.’

    Many women, when aware of their weakness, have a habit of reiterating their determination to others, in order to keep up their courage.

    ‘I can only say,’ observed the gentleman, calmly, ‘that I felt as much surprised as your ladyship appears to be, when my young relative informed me of it.’

    ‘No doubt you did!’ said the aunt, sarcastically, ‘and delighted.’

    ‘Oh dear no, Lady Montague,’ answered the lawyer. ‘It was all very well; but I saw nothing in it to delight me. On the contrary, a considerable amount of vexation and trouble.’ The lady almost gasped with astonishment.

    ‘William’s fortune,’ continued the speaker, ‘will, in all probability, be a large one. His talents are acknowledged to be of an exceptionally high order. He is of the material of which lord chancellors, statesmen, and prime ministers are made; but youth is naturally impatient. Had he been content to wait, possibly he might have done better.’

    This time Lady Montague actually did gasp. This coolness and self-possession, where she expected to meet only confusion and respectful entreaties, actually dumbfounded her.

    ‘Better!’ she gasped; ‘better!’

    ‘Pray do not misconceive me. In person, fortune, and family, your niece is unexceptionable.’

    ‘I should think so, Mr. Whiston.’

    ‘There are other advantages, important only in a worldly sense, I grant you — such as political connections,’ observed the lawyer — ‘things to be considered.’

    His hearer drew herself up with a stately air.

    ‘You forget yourself, sir,’ she observed severely; ‘Lady Kate Kepple is the granddaughter of a duke!’

    ‘An estimable person in his time, no doubt,’ remarked the gentleman, ‘but weak, unfortunately very weak. The conduct of his duchess drove him to suicide instead of the divorce court, where a more sensible man would have gone. She is also the niece of Viscount Allworth,’ he continued, in a slightly sarcastic tone, ‘a very ancient title, blazon unexceptionable — so ancient that it has become somewhat moth-eaten.’

    ‘And mine?’ said her ladyship, drawing herself up with a stately air. She felt that she was getting the worst of the argument, and fell back upon her quarterings. As the world goes, rather a feeble stay.

    ‘And that is her noblest boast,’ replied Mr. Whiston, bowing with formal courtesy. ‘The reputation of Lady Montague is as unspotted as her heart. The slander-loving gossips of society, the human flies that live on carrion, have never yet discovered a taint in it.’

    The compliment, no less merited than graceful, was skilfully paid; few women could have resisted it.

    ‘Ah, well! You have such an odd way of putting things,’ observed the recipient of it, her excitement calming down considerably. ‘If you could only persuade your nephew to be reasonable.’

    ‘He is reasonable, very reasonable, for his age,’ said the lawyer; ‘it is hardly just to judge the impulsive feelings of youth from the standpoint of age. Pardon the allusion. Are you not alarming yourself unnecessarily? A hundred things may occur to change the feelings of Lady Kate and my nephew, while harshness and unwise opposition might tend to confirm them. My own experience in life,’ added the speaker, ‘tells me that comparatively few persons marry the object of their first attachment.’

    ‘O, I am not angry with Kate,’ exclaimed the aunt.

    ‘I presume not,’ was the reply. Lord Bury was not present, and if he had been, his nice sense of honor  would have held him tongue-bound. Possibly, also, the recollection of certain innocent flirtations in her own juveniles days, which had ended in nothing, occurred to her ladyship.

    ‘Perhaps we had better change the subject; but let it be understood that my consent will never be given to their insane project.’

    Her hearer smiled. Probably he knew the value of such resolutions. Lady Montague’s heart was, after all, much better than her head.

    ‘And now, Whiston,’ she resumed, ‘that this question be settled — quite settled, mind that — allow me to ask the motive of your visit? It cannot have been to say all these pleasant things to me ?’ she added good-humouredly.

    ‘Certainly not,’ was the reply. ‘It was intended, in the first place, for Lady Kate Kepple, whose sympathies I wish to enlist in behalf of a good, fatherless girl I am left guardian to; her mother, a most unwise person, is not fitted to be trusted with the office. She wishes to force her into a highly improper marriage.’

    ‘Have you accepted office as Cupid’s attorney-general?’ demanded his hearer, laughingly. ‘If so, I fear the more lucrative part of your practice will suffer. But what can my niece do?’

    ‘Everything,’ answered the lawyer; ‘by receiving her as a humble companion; in time, I trust, as a friend. She is of respectable birth; been reared in the country, unblemished in character — that I pledge my own reputation to — and requires no salary. Before speaking with Lady Kate upon the subject, I felt that it was only respectful and fitting to obtain your sanction.’

    ‘Very proper,’ replied Lady Montague; ‘most unexceptionable proceeding. Of course, I have no objection. Ah, Mr. Whiston, if you were only as reasonable and considerate in other things! But we will not touch on that subject again.’

    What followed were mere matters of detail unnecessary to enter into, it being understood that the protegee of the lawyer would be received at any time he thought fit to bring her. Somehow the gentleman forgot to inform his client of the name of his ward. We will be a little more frank, and hint to our readers that it was Susan Hurst. We suspect they have already guessed it.

    This edition © 2020 Furin Chime, Michael Guest


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  • J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-second Instalment

    J.F. Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh — Twenty-second Instalment

    We find a slight mix-up in the text this week, but one that involves a significant issue of plot and theme. It is where the young Lord Bury appears about to take Lady Montague’s side against William, in her confrontation with the two girls. Lady Kate draws up her slight, ‘scarcely fifteen’-year-old figure in a heroic stance and denies that Bury possesses any authority over her, or any right to judge her.

    Pre-prepared, Cousin Clara follows up with a disclosure that completely neutralizes him:

    ‘Especially … as in the event of her cousin’s death, unmarried, Lord Bury becomes heir to her estates.’

    Lord Bury promptly takes the point: that he may be perceived as having an interest in whether or not Kate marries at all, let alone to William, whom he considers her — and their — social inferior.

    Even at first glance, Clara’s comment seems illogical: Lord Bury is himself her cousin (as is Clara both his and her cousin, by the way). Obviously, if he dies, he cannot become heir to her estates. Clearly the statement should read:

    ‘Especially … as in the event of his cousin’s death, unmarried, Lord Bury becomes heir to her estates.’

    Put simply, if Kate dies unmarried, Bury will become her heir. Keep in mind that Kate is an orphan. She is already wealthy, having inherited her fortune from the Kepple family line.

    How might it stand that Clara and Kate are cousins? Sir George Meredith’s wife is not mentioned; we we assume her to be deceased (Ch. 4). Might it be that she is Kate’s late mother and the viscount’s late sister? Probably not, since in that case, Sir George would have been heir — and her surname is Kepple. 

    The reader is able to sketch out the family tree from various given bits of information, such as:

    • Kate is Viscount Allworth’s ‘orphan ward and niece’ (Ch. 4), and ‘the last descendant of one of the best families in the kingdom’ (Ch. 6)
    • Lady Montague is Kate’s aunt and joint guardian (Ch. 4), presumably Kepple’s sister
    • Sir George is Lord Bury’s uncle (Ch. 10)
    • Clara (daughter of Sir George Meredith the baronet) and Kate are cousins; as are Lord Bury and Kate; and Lord Bury and Clara

    We may infer that, probably:

    • Viscount Allworth (Lord Bury’s father) had two sisters, who are both deceased.
    • One of them married Kepple (Kate’s father).
    • The other married Sir George Meredith (Clara’s father)

    This makes Kate Kepple, Clara Meredith and Lord Bury (Egbert) all first-cousins.

    All these cousins …

    In the Victorian era, marriages between first-cousins were by no means uncommon, particularly among the nobility, as a mechanism for shoring up wealth, alongside various intangible assets — hallmarks of class. Keeping it all in the family, so to speak. At the top of the pyramid, Queen Victoria and her husband, Albert, were first-cousins.

    Wedding of Queen Victoria and Albert, Prince Consort, 1840

    In 1875, Charles Darwin had his son George devise some ingenious studies to estimate the incidence of first-cousin marriage across class. He arrived at the results:

      • 4.5% of marriages in the aristocracy were with first cousins (or about one out of twenty)
      • 3.5% in the landed gentry and upper-middle classes
      • 2.25% among the rural population
      • 1.15% among all classes in London

    (Kuper 722)

    Why were the Darwins so interested in the topic? Because Charles Darwin was himself married to his first-cousin, and his research into the processes of natural selection had caused him to become concerned about the possibly deleterious health effects of such close unions. Further compounding the issue for the Darwins was their complex intermarital connection with the famous Wedgewood family, whose dynastic pottery business was reinforced by a tradition of endogamy.

    First-cousin inter-marriages between Darwin and Wedgeworth families (Kuper 729)

    The Rothschild banking dynasty further attests to the competitive advantage secured by the tradition. Between 1824 and 1877, as part of a planned strategy to consolidate the partnership of the five fraternal branches of the bank, thirty of the thirty-six patrilineal descendants of the founder of the House of Rothschild married first-cousins. Seventy-eight percent of marriages were “with a father’s brother’s daughter or a father’s brother’s son’s daughter”. The practice terminated when “the institution of joint-stock companies changed the banking environment” (Kuper 728):

    Cousin marriage and sister exchange reinforced new social, political, and economic networks that came to the fore in Victorian England, and which provided the country with a new elite.

    (Kuper 731)

    Incidentally, Darwin revised what were his initial concerns about the severity of health effects. Genetists in the present day believe that the risk of birth defects or infant mortality is approximately doubled, which is not considered to be significantly high. Relevant attitudes changed, however, particularly those pertaining to the conception of incest, and the incidence of first-cousin marriage diminished, falling, by the 1930s, to a rate of 1 in 6,000.

    The complexity of relations in Smith’s Mystery of the Marsh appears beyond doubt to be informed by the late nineteenth-century controversy surrounding first-cousin marriage. Indeed, part of the ‘mystery’ lies in piecing together the family relationships between key characters, within contextual themes of class structure, dynastic continuity, and the importance of inheritance to the independence of women.

    Hence, we may note variations on the theme, such as:

    1. Lord Bury’s nascent romantic interest in his cousin Clara, who is the present heir to the country estate of Chellston, to which he himself had been heir, until his father Viscount Allworth sold it to Sir George Marsham, her father. Both the viscount and Sir George mention the possibility that a marriage between Bury and Clara would enable him to regain the estate.
    2. Goliah’s previous concern that William may have been interested in his cousin Susan, which is varied so as to distinguish the issue in terms of social class
    3. The Allworths’ plot to foist their son Clarence Marsham onto Kate. He is her first cousin by marriage only, but not by blood, being the issue of Viscountess Allworth’s earlier marriage. (Her shadowy past, however, is sure to contain some uncomfortable surprises.)
    4. Kate’s being fourteen years of age makes Clarence’s attempted physical assault on his step-cousin particularly nasty, and perhaps relevant to changing historical conceptions of the child.

    CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO

    A Love Confidence — Lady Kate Relates her Experience to her Cousin Clara — The Vow of Mutual Assistance — Lady Montague and Lord Bury Attempt to put a Spoke in Cupid’s Wheels

    Lady Kate was far too ingenuous a person to keep the fact of her engagement to our hero a secret from those who, by kindness and affection, possessed a right to her confidence. Her Cousin Clara, as was only natural, was the first to whom she imparted it. The warm-hearted girl did not betray an extraordinary amount of surprise when she heard it. The last six or eight months had considerably modified her views of life, society, and what the world calls happiness; still she could not help looking a little grave at the intelligence, and for several instants remained silent.

    ‘You disapprove of my conduct?’ whispered the blushing girl.

    ‘I have no right to do so.’

    ‘Yes, but you have,’ replied her cousin. ‘The right which sisterly affection gives. I never intended to come to an explanation, and I feel certain he did not with me; and yet, somehow, I shall never understand exactly how it happened. The secret of his love broke forth despite of him.’

    ‘And you?’

    ‘I would have died rather than have confessed it unasked, although I have loved him almost from the hour we first met; but he looked.so wretched, so hopeless, spoke so pitifully, that I found myself in his arms without knowing how I came there.’

    ‘That unfortunate duet,’ thought Clara. ‘I foresaw it all. What will Bury say?’

    ‘Do speak to me,’ sobbed her cousin, ‘if only to tell me how weak I have been.’

    Miss Meredith felt touched; possibly she had her own little secret in some sly corner of her heart.

    ‘No, Kate, darling,’ she replied, throwing her arms around her neck and kissing her. ‘With the same feelings — had I been placed in a similar position — I should have acted just as you have done. Have you informed Lady Montague?’

    ‘Not yet,’ was the reply. ‘I suppose I ought to have confessed it to her first; but it seemed so much easier to come to you. I thought you would help me.’

    ‘Thought I would help you!’ repeated Clara, in a slight accent of reproof.

    ‘Knew you would. I am still so confused that I scarcely know how to express myself,’ added the pretty culprit. ‘I did not mean to be ungrateful.’

    And the eyes of the speaker filled with tears.

    ‘I am sure you did not,’ observed her cousin. ‘I did not even suspect it; but friendship is sometimes jealous of its rights. You must tell her at once. She will be angry at first, no doubt — very angry — and scold.  It is the privilege of aunts to scold; but it will not last long, especially when she sees how wretched it makes you.’

    ‘It is not my dear, kind guardian’s displeasure that I most dread,’ answered Kate. ‘I knew her warmth of heart too well to fear it greatly. It is Bury that I fear. You know how Lady Montague is guided by his opinions. His pride of birth — dread of the world’s censure — will incline them against me.’

    ‘Not against you, dearest.’

    ‘Against William, then; it is the same thing.’

    ‘How she must love him!’ thought Clara, struck by the simplicity of the avowal.

    ‘It is there,’ added the speaker, ‘that I require your assistance.’

    ‘Why, what influence can I exercise over him?’ exclaimed her cousin.

    ‘You best can answer that question,’ observed Kate. ‘Forgive me,’ she continued, struck by the sudden paleness which overspread the countenance of her confidant. I fancied — that is, I believed — that he loved you.’

    Miss Meredith tried to force a smile.

    ‘Because you love me, darling,’ she replied. ‘You must not imagine that every one sees me with your partial eyes. Egbert never uttered a word of love to me; his conduct has been most kind; a brother’s regard for a sister — nothing more.’

    ‘Then he is more blind than I –‘

    ‘Hush!’ whispered Clara, as she bent over the head reclining upon her shoulder, and kissed it softly.

    Was it to conceal a tear?

    Lady Kate respected the delicacy of her cousin too much to allude to it again.

    Before seeking the dressing-room of their venerable but somewhat weak relative, Clara contrived to have a brief conversation with her father, in which she explained the difficulties of her cousin’s position, and begged him to use his influence with Lord Bury to soften his opposition to the engagement.

    ‘Why, what can I do?’ demanded the baronet, half testily, half playfully.

    ‘Reason with him, papa.’

    ‘And a great deal of use that would be,’ continued the former. ‘He is as obstinate in his opinions as a year-old pointer, and harder to break. When once he has taken one up, he thinks it a point of honour to adhere to it.’

    His daughter sighed. She felt that it was but too true.

    ‘Honour!’ repeated the speaker, musingly. Then he paused, and a smile stole over his good-natured countenance.

    ‘After all, perhaps,’ he said, ‘it is just possible that I may be of some service to Kate — a sensible girl. I cannot see anything so very preposterous in her choice. I like Whiston. He has acted honourably, and I should not think — not that I would choose it — the alliance a disgrace. We are not in the peerage, Clara,’ he added, ‘but we might have been. Refused it twice. The Merediths can count quarterings with the Montagues and the Allworths.’

    ‘Never mind our quarterings. I have them all by heart. The point is to help Kate.’

    ‘If Bury becomes very obstinate and makes a strong fight,’ said Sir George, ‘put the following question to him. It may not convert, but I think it will silence him.’

    He whispered the rest in her ear.

    ‘Does be know that?’

    ‘No!’ exclaimed.her father. ‘If he did, I should entertain a very different opinion of him.’

    It would be superfluous to describe the manner or repeat the words in which Lady Kate informed her aunt of her engagement. As Clara Meredith predicted, the storm proved a violent one, yet strange to say, her wrath fell chiefly on our hero.

    ‘The villain!’ she exclaimed, as soon as she had recovered sufficiently from her surprise to speak. ‘So artless and unassuming as he seemed! I have been terribly deceived. But there is no trusting to men. The best of them are crocodiles, or something worse, You must break it off. Mind, I say must. Then perhaps I may forgive you. The young man will threaten scandal, no doubt, or require money,’ added her ladyship. ‘I will provide that. I must pay for my folly in receiving him here.’

    ‘Money!’ repeated Kate, her niece, indignantly. ‘Do not insult him, aunt.’

    ‘Indeed, you wrong him,’ observed Clara.

    ‘You, too, in the plot?’ said Lady Montague, despairingly. ‘But I might have expected as much. No use, Clara. I am rock — adamant — this time. It cannot be. It shall not be. Nature and heraldry are alike opposed to it.’

    The last argument appeared to the speaker unanswerable, but the true friend of the lovers was not so easily silenced. Throwing her arms around the neck of her angry relative, who did not very much resist her caress, she continued:

    ‘I cannot see the force of your objections. Nature is to blame more than poor, dear Kate. Why has it given us hearts to love? Sense — not that girls always use it — to admire true worth and manhood. Recollect how nobly William protected her, when yet a mere boy, from the machinations of that villain, Clarence, She can’t help loving him.’

    The old lady wrung her hands despairingly.

    ‘That dreadful scandal will be revived again,’ she murmured to herself.

    ‘As for her heraldry,’ added the fair advocate, ‘I really cannot see what that has to do with the affair.’

    Here the aunt felt herself on firm ground.

    ‘Are you not aware, Miss Meredith,’ she demanded solemnly, ‘that the crest of the Kepples is an eagle?’

    ‘Perfectly, aunt, I have seen it on her carriage a hundred times.’

    ‘And that the crest of this young man, if he has such a thing, is probably a goose, a sparrow, or some such ignoble bird, possible a sucking pig,’ she added, in a tone of lofty indignation, which was completely thrown away upon her hearer, who could not repress a smile.’

    Strong resentments are seldom very lasting with the aged. They dislike, too, seeing those they love made wretched. The tears of Kate, the wistful, imploring, though mute expression in her eyes, produced a greater effect on her aristocratic relative than even the eloquence of Clara. She was distressed, but not subdued; prejudice was still too strong.

    It was at this critical point in the interview with her nieces that Lady Montague gained an ally by the appearance of Lord Bury, who entered the dressing-room unannounced, as their near relationship permitted him.

    From the agitation of Kate and the pale countenance of her aunt, he guessed what had transpired. Most heartily did he wish the absence of both his cousins. He knew that his opinion would be asked, but although perfectly ready to express it, he disliked giving pain to any one.

    ‘Egbert! Egbert!’ cried the old lady, in a tone of almost helpless perplexity, ‘there has been such a scene, and I want your advice.’

    The young nobleman bowed gravely.

    To the astonishment of both aunt and nephew, and the delight of Clara, Kate drew up her slender form with queen-like dignity. Her eyes were still red with weeping, but her voice never for an instant faltered, as she observed:

    ‘When I am aware of his lordship’s right to interfere between us, aunt, I may perhaps be induced to listen to his opinions, but till then must decline to be swayed by them. He does not understand me, and should not presume to judge me.’

    ‘Especially,’ added Clara, ‘as in the event of her cousin’s death, unmarried, Lord Bury becomes heir to her estates.’

    With a respectful curtsey to Lady Montague, and a cold, distant bow to her nephew, the speakers quitted the apartment.

    ‘Well!’ ejaculated the old lady, in a tone of bewilderment.

    His lordship appeared greatly surprised at the intelligence, which was perfectly new to him, and struck him painfully.

    ‘Were you aware of this?’ he demanded of Lady Montague.

    ‘Of course I was,’ said his aunt. ‘The settlement was made at the time of my sister’s marriage. I am a trustee to it, or some such troublesome thing. Sir George Meredith and your father are the others. I wonder Allworth never told you.’

    ‘It would have been more strange if he had. The viscount kept the knowledge to himself as something that might one day be useful.’

    With a look of bitter reproach, which on the present occasion his relative certainty did not merit, her nephew rushed from the dressing-room.

    ‘What does it all mean?’ exclaimed her ladyship, as she sank back in her luxuriously cushioned easy-chair. ‘What can the settlement of Kate’s fortune have to do with her absurd engagement? I shall never understand it.’

    Of course the speaker, in the simple uprightness of her nature, could not comprehend it; never suspected that the motives of her nephew in opposing what the world would consider a most unequal match would be misjudged. Worldly interests, to do her justice, had not the slightest share in her own objections.

    ‘You acted admirably, Kate,’ whispered Miss Meredith, when they had regained the privacy of their own boudoir. ‘It was noble — grand.’

    ‘Do not praise,’ faltered the now trembling girl. ‘I wonder at my own courage. I could have endured the blame Bury cast upon my conduct meekly, but not the scorn he heaped upon William. It was that which roused me. ‘

    ‘How did you hear of the settlement of my fortune?’ she added.

    ‘My father told me in confidence,’ answered Clara, ‘to help you in your trials. But you must not betray the secret. Do you think Egbert knew of it?’

    Kate reflected several instants before making a reply.

    ‘No, a hundred times no!’ she exclaimed. ‘He is too honourable, too high-minded for that. Had he known or even suspected the fact it would have fettered his tongue in silence, whilst his opinions remained the same,’ she added, with a sigh.

    A look of intense satisfaction beamed on the countenance of Clara on hearing this generous vindication of Lord Bury’s delicacy and high principles from lips so truthful.

    ‘Ah! Kate,’ she sighed, ‘men rarely do us justice. We are better than they give us credit for.’

    The groom of the chambers entered the boudoir with a card on which Lord Bury had hastily written a request for an interview.

    ‘Better have it out at once,’ observed her cousin, to whom she had handed it as if for advice. ‘We are in the right, darling, and right gives strength. Tell his lordship,’ she added, ‘Lady Kate will join him in the drawing-room directly.’

    The domestic retired with the message.

    ‘One effort more, darling,’ continued the speaker, ‘and I think we shall have discomfited the enemy’s first attack. Others will doubtless follow, but we shall be prepared for them. Why, that is well; try this essence. You look calmer now. I think we may venture to descend.’

    ‘You will go with me?’ said Kate, clinging to her arm.

    ‘Allies to the death!’ answered Clara Meredith, with apparent gaiety. We say apparent, because her own heart felt anything but at ease.

    ‘I requested this interview,’ said Lord Bury, coldly but kindly, ‘to assure Lady Kate Kepple that I can no longer take an active part in opposition to her wishes.’

    His cousin held out her hand. The speaker touched it slightly.

    ‘The opinion I have formed,’ he continued, ‘unfortunately remains unchanged; but honour and self-respect must henceforth prevent my giving utterance to it. Had I been made acquainted with certain family arrangements sooner, a great pain would have been spared me. I should not have been misjudged.’

    ‘Not a word for me,’ thought Miss Meredith, with something very like a sigh, which she instantly suppressed.

    ‘Spoken like yourself, Egbert,’ answered his cousin. ‘I know how loyally you will keep your promise. But why not call me Kate? It sounds far more kind.’

    To this his lordship only bowed.

    ‘As for the settlement you alluded to,’ he added, ‘had I only known –‘

    ‘Not a word!’ exclaimed the agitated girl, interrupting him. ‘The honour and delicacy of Lord Bury need no vindication here. Clara and I are both convinced of that. I felt as much surprise as you did when I heard it.’

    ‘I stand higher in your opinion than I hoped,’ observed his lordship.

    ‘But not higher than you deserve, does he, Clara? Promise me one thing; it will make me happy, or nearly so. Do not call me Lady Kate again. Let it be Kate and Egbert as it used to be.’

    ‘It shall be as you request.’

    ‘And you will come to see us just the same as if this dark shadow had never passed between us? Say yes, dear cousin Egbert.’

    ‘Of course he will say it,’ observed Clara Meredith, almost gayly — ‘or I shall suspect the chivalry of the Allworths has died out. We are neither of us blessed with brothers to take care of and protect us. Bury is the nearest of our kith and kin; we have almost a sister’s claim on him; besides who so fit and qualified?’

    Few young fellows, we suspect, could have resisted so flattering an appeal from such lips. Certainly his lordship did not. Seating himself between the two cousins he kissed a hand of each.

    ‘It shall be as you desire,’ he replied, ‘since you do me the honor to desire it. And from this hour all unpleasant subjects shall be tabooed between us.’

    The agreement was faithfully kept, and whether his lordship’s opinions and prejudices remained unchanged, or time gradually modified them, he never again alluded to them.

    On the morning on which the interview we have just described took place, Lawyer Whiston felt somewhat surprised by a visit from Goliah Gob. The honest fellow did not much like running the gauntlet of the clerks’ office, and generally called, when he came to London, at the house in Soho Square. The quick eye of the man of law detected at a glance that the visitor was somewhat excited.

    ‘Sit down,’ he said; ‘just ten minutes before I go to court. Anything the matter? But first let me tell you, Willie is quite well. Letter last night. Can only spare ten minutes.’

    ‘Thank goodness for that, it be more than I durst expect; for misfortunes allays come double, as folks says.’

    ‘Why, what is the matter, Goliah?’

    ‘Peter Hurst is dying, and he do want to see thee very bad. Something about his daughter, something about Willie, and something about myself.’

    ‘Yourself!’

    ‘Yes, Peter has been quite kind and sensible loike of late. Now, his wife can’t bear I, and watches Susan and I as a cat does young sparrows. So thee must spare more nor ten minutes, and come wi’ me to Deerhurst.’

    ‘Is he so bad, then?’

    ‘Three doctors wi’ him,’ answered the visitor. ‘And that sly fellow, Benoni, brings him physics from the Bittern’s Marsh.’

    These last words decided him. Lawyer Whiston put off his engagements in court, gave certain instructions to his confidential clerk, and in little over an hour was on his way to Deerhurst, driven by Goliah Gob, whose easy-going team were astonished at the hints of their young master that he was in a hurry to get home.

    This edition © 2019 Furin Chime, Michael Guest


    References and Further Reading

    Anderson, Nancy Fix. ‘Cousin Marriage in Victorian England’. Journal of Family History, 1986.

    Bittles, A.H. ‘Background and outcomes of the first-cousin marriage controversy in Great Britain’. International Journal of Epidemiology, 2009, 38: 1453-1458.

    *Kuper, Adam. ‘Changing the subject — about cousin marriage, among other things’ (Huxley Lecture, 14 Dec. 2007; Journal of the Royal Anthropological Institute, 2008, 14: 717-735.