Tag: Stawell Bardo

  • The Joss House

    The Joss House

    Hung and festooned as it was with tablets, banners and fans, the joss house at the Chinese camp in Deep Lead was a living bubble of China in the Wimmera. House of deus, so called, from the Portuguese for god. Just inside the doorway, to the left, stood a large iron bell and a tall, barrel-shaped hand drum, with a peacock painted over the pig-skin drumhead. Beside them were glass cases containing sacred candles and five tiers of shelves holding prayers written on paper slips.

    To the unaccustomed eye, the decor was gaudy, with multi-coloured pennants, Chinese characters in purple and gold painted on the walls and roof. Paper and stained-glass lanterns hung from the ceiling; bunches of tinsel in vases were set on stands carved in relief, to depict different epochs. No master craftsman created these, but they proclaim a naïve hand: work executed with painstaking devotion by a jack-of-all-trades, a long-time resident of the Chinese camp.

    Watercolour of Joss House interior. A woman tends the altar, on which is seated a carved deity. There are incense, lanterns, a drum, and various other religios artefacts.

    In her ceremonial robe adorned with all the deities of heaven to clothe her in the protection of the universe, Huish-Huish, Mow Fung’s wife, prepared the altar for the ceremony dedicated to making peace with ghosts. At the very back, raised on a pedestal, in the position of greatest honour, stands the immortal Guanyin, provider of good fortune, who is certain to help, for she hears all the cries of the world and is ever willing to offer protection from any kind of threat or attack. She sits placidly upon a lotus, attired pure white, with gold ornaments and crown. In her right palm she holds a golden flask filled with pure water, in her left raised hand, a twig of willow. Water is to ease suffering and purify the body; willow keeps evil and demons at bay. Huish-Huish communes regularly with the bodhisattva, as though she is a dear friend. She regularly brings the statue flowers, food and drink to sustain and empower her. She is no less beautiful for being made out of plaster. The neck of the statue is pierced with a hole, for other spirits to enter and represent her, after the fashion of an avatar; for Guanyin cannot be everywhere at once herself.

    She lit the sacred lamp for the illumination of wisdom, then the two candles, standing for the sun and moon, and for the two eyes of the human being: the light of the Tao and windows to the psyche. These would help her penetrate the dust of the everyday world. In front of them, three cups, one each of tea, rice and water: tea for yin, the female energy; water for yang, the male; and rice the union of both of these, containing yang from the sun and yin from the earth. In front of them in turn, five plates of fruit to represent the five elements: green for wood, red for fire, yellow for earth, white for metal, black for water. These for the liver, heart, spleen, lungs and kidneys – in harmonious cooperation, a cycle of good health. Sour, bitter, sweet, salty, pungent: plum, apricot, dates, peach, chestnut. She placed dried foods on the altar on this occasion, because she wanted to absorb power from it. When she wishes to empower the altar, she gives it fresh food and flowers, from which it draws life energy.

    In front of the five plates stood the incense burner, a bronze dragon turtle, the smoke curling up through the vents in the top of its carapace – vents in the form of the eight trigrams. The joss sticks were Lena’s work: Mongolian incense, pepped up with dubious substances extracted from her beloved maiden wattle. Necessary cleansing rituals completed, Huish-Huish burned the protective talismans and traced their forms in the air.

    Knowing from previous experiences the ceremonial protocols, Chan Lee Lung – known in Deep Lead as Lily Chan, proprietor of the Jade Phoenix – bowed in deference as she entered, then seated herself. Huish-Huish placed a talisman on her head and performed the mudras, the hand gestures used for drawing out spirits. Based on their previous ceremonies, she has come to suspect that urges to self-harm and suicide afflicting the woman are quite possibly the handiwork of a ghost. There are any number of possible reasons why a ghost might wish the subject injury. She is a beautiful woman, and some ghost may want to marry her, particularly if she has said something inadvertently in earshot that put such a nonsense into its mind. On the other hand, it was common for the ghost of someone who died by suicide to become stranded at the gates of hell, compelled to reenact the fatal act for eternity, unless they were able to find someone to replace them, through that person’s own suicide. Or she may have crossed paths with the spirit of a suicide, or tarried at a haunted spot marked by an unnatural death. Such spirits were always in search of a victim.

    Watercolour image of a Euro-Asian woman in closeup, with her eyes closed, and acupuncture needles in her face, at a few points around the eyes

    The only way to get some idea is to travel with the woman as she journeys through her psyche via the medium of her speech, her story. In this way Huish-Huish may make the woman aware of the ghost, and encounter its weaker manifestations within the trance; there, the ghost itself may be dissolved or at least dissuaded. At the same time, however, in order to heal, she must make herself whole, cultivate herself, and grow in accord with the principles laid out in the Yi Jing and other Taoist teachings. No quick fix here, no game of fantan, this.

    “Every child loves the pretty fable of Kwang Kau’s dream about the butterfly, which Zhuangzi teaches us,” Huish-Huish says. “When Kau awoke from the dream, he found himself unable to tell whether he was Kau dreaming he was a butterfly or the butterfly dreaming it was Kau.

    “Another tale strikes me as somehow similar, in which Shadow and Penumbra converse – Penumbra wanting to know why Shadow moves as she does, perhaps because Penumbra must follow. So Penumbra says, ‘Before, you were walking, but now you have stopped. You were sitting, but now you stand up. How and why do you do that?’

    “Shadow answers, ‘I have to wait for something else to move, and then I will do the same thing as it, almost as though I am its second skin …’”

    The woman listens, as though to a disembodied voice – fluent, lilting Mandarin. Though her own native tongue was that of the city of Taishan – Taishonese, a dialect of Yue, kin to Cantonese – the music of the hypnotic voice draws her into its discourse, and it seems she leaves the world behind her.

    “‘How on earth would I know?’ says Shadow,” Huish-Huish continued. “‘How could I possibly know what it is, that thing which moves, and which I follow – whether the scales of a snake, or a cicada’s wing? How should I have an idea why I perform one particular act instead of another?’”

    The woman’s eyes are closed, and she is already on the brink of a great descent. She hears the pure tone of a chime, and the jingling of rattles, the sounds suffused with the heavy smoke of the incense.

     “Like Shadow and Penumbra,” the voice continued, “I wonder whether we might allow ourselves to pass through phases of our deeper selves – or our earlier selves, when these are not the same thing – and sink into each other, you and I. Penumbras of the scales of a snake follow the shadows of the scales, which follow the snake; they need not feel the belly of the snake sliding across the sand, which is irrelevant to them and impossible to access. And to whom is visible the penumbra of a shadow of the wing of a cicada? And what does the cicada follow, when it does as it does?”

    Huish-Huish aims to melt away her own ego – to become a nothingness, receptive to the projections of memory – because memory is the essence of the psyche itself.

    She guided Chan Lee Lung to lie back upon a low wooden plinth set before the altar, her head resting upon a rice-husk dragon cushion.

    With an austere calm, she placed fine needles along the woman’s brow, at the temples, beneath the eyes, where the face is thinner and the mind can loosen its hold. Chan Lee Lung felt no pain – only a spreading lightness, as though the weight of her features were being unhooked from memory.

    After a while, Chan Lee Lung could no longer separate her inner dialogue from the sound of the guiding voice, which had transposed itself into a chant, whose symbolic words she was unable to comprehend as words, but which fell into a silence as deep as that of the deepest well. As they penetrated the surface of the ether, or whatever liquid-like substance lay at the bottom of the well, something more pure than water, the pitch darkness ignited: each word flared into a splash of sparkling light, cohering into one image, then another, then the next, setting in play a flickering spectacle. A dream that was not quite a dream; a reality that was somehow greater than her reality of the everyday. As instructed, she began to say whatever went through her mind, as though she were a traveller in a railway carriage, sitting by the window, describing to someone else in the carriage the changing scenes she saw outside.

    Standing on a Canton roadside are a woman and her five children, all dressed in their best holiday black, which is nevertheless patched in some places and threadbare in others. Hardly finery, but the woman does her best under extenuating circumstances, as she repeats often to her neighbours and the grocery vendors. The middle daughter examines her mother’s face and observes a liquid bead run down along her nose and fall to the dust.

    “Mama, do you cry?” she asks.

    “Only sweat. Stand quietly.”

    Their sign leans upright against the trunk of the slender tree under whose branches they have sought shade. The mother pacifies the baby, bounces him gently and reassures him with baby-talk, before binding him again to her back, where he falls asleep immediately. At this sight, the eldest daughter stifles the lump in her throat until the mother notices her quivering jaw and corrects her sternly. In the joss house at the Deep Lead Chinese camp, Chan Lee Lung is once again overcome with a profound sadness. Her mother was a hard woman. Again she tastes the blood in her mouth, where she bit herself on the lip to prevent herself from crying – and bites it once again.

    They met up with the broker, who was carrying their sign, at the appointed spot. She disliked the man’s fat, ugly, greasy face. Even his queue seemed to have lumps of fat in it, and he smelled like rotten pork. He laughed when she pointed out these shortcomings to him. He took a piece of lemon from his pocket and presented it to her. She asked him why he thought she would want a piece of lingmung. He corrected her, with another patronising laugh.

    In a Canton street, an old Chinese man, grinning. offers a young woman a piece of lemon. Watercolour image.

    Ningmeng,” he said, pronouncing the syllables of the Mandarin word. And again, after sucking the lemon, he repeated it, pedantically now, with his bloated, sensual, wet lips, “Ning meng.” Emphasised with two beats of his fat forefinger on her forehead. He told the girls to stand in line, with their bags arranged neatly by their feet.

    She wanted to know what was going to happen to her and he replied that if she was a good girl she would go in a magnificent European ship to a wonderful place called Gold Mountain, an earthly paradise where the streets were paved with gold. There she would find boundless happiness as a wife to many men, have all the food she could eat, wear a cheongsam of the finest silk, and return to China a rich lady.

    She saw the improper look he cast her mother, which he pretended was secret while intending her to notice it, a wink and leer that revealed his green teeth. She complained to the mother, saying she did not want to leave her sisters and little brother, and the mother reassured her that her sisters were leaving as well, to somewhere they would be safe from the fighting here. Her brother was too young to miss her, so she need have no concern for him.

    Another man arrived by rickshaw, perused the sign, and Lemon-man took him aside to discuss a transaction. Her mother told her to take up her bag and walk with dignity to the rickshaw. She was a big girl now, and the world would be her oyster. That is all she remembers of the time her mother sold her, except that as the vehicle moved off, she looked around to farewell her mother and siblings. Her mother had her back turned, remonstrating with the broker, as was her usual way in such pecuniary transactions. Her sisters were waving to her gaily, delighted to see her riding in a rickshaw for the first time.

    Two months later, the Pacific Mail Steamship Company’s China passed through the narrow strait into San Francisco Bay. The voyage seemed far shorter to the girl, who had been pacified with narcotics for much of the time, in order to prevent her from creating any fuss. It was a recurring delirious episode; she was rolled to and fro on her narrow bunk with the tossing of the vessel, nausea melding with visions of her sisters who, in her dreams, were transmogrified into salivating crimson ghouls. They were standing beside the repulsive man, between whose luminous green teeth issued copious streams of blood. In her waking moments, she was indifferent to the crush and squalor around her. 

    “This is the Golden Gate to Gold Mountain, the country of your dreams.”

    The woman assigned to play the role of her mother had, during her lucid intervals, been tutoring her in what she must say in case she was questioned by someone called Customs. The girl learned to utter the English word “seamstress” while performing an appropriate pantomime, smiling with an air of great earnestness.

    If her acting talents were unconvincing and the two apprehended, the White Devil would visit unspeakable torment on her.

    Although the two travelled in a better section of steerage, it was only thanks to the ‘value’ her buyers saw in her looks and talents in song and dance, which they judged superior to those of their former favourite, a Hong Kong girl they subsequently cast aside. Chan Lee Lung was cloistered with a group of a dozen other girls, away from the hundreds of male emigrants and prostitutes also travelling in steerage, shielded from the rapes and bashings by two bodyguards known not for their physiques, but for their ruthless cunning and their expertise with concealed weapons.

    Leaning against the railing on the starboard deck, bracing herself against the jostling crowd, the girl inclined her face to the magnificent morning sun, emerging from wisps of fog that had been thick and opaque only minutes earlier. This was the first time for the duration of the voyage that she had been permitted up on deck. The ship was about to dock when a splash was heard from the port side, followed by distinct female screams and a rising volume of anxious chatter, as a wave of agitation spread through the huddle of disembarkees. Descending the gangplank, shouldering a jute sack containing her meagre belongings, she overheard a high-pitched, trembling mention of the name Lee Sing, which seemed vaguely to resemble that of the girl in Hong Kong whose fate she had supplanted with her own.

    A girl among a crowd of disembarkees from the steamship China, docked at a San Francisco wharf.

    Bound-footed Madame Ah Toy, the girl’s new owner, immediately warmed to her. When the ageing madam raised the girl’s chin with two fingers to appraise her face more closely, despite the air of sadness that still hung over her, the girl’s eyes reminded her of her own, formerly renowned for their laughing quality. Goldminers “came to gaze upon the countenance of the charming Ah Toy,” the newspaper said once, in poetic, libidinous understatement. And they would come to gaze on the countenance of this girl, her newest attraction, as well. “But only gaze for the time being,” Ah Toy said to herself, in the cold arithmetic of her trade, now satisfied the girl was physically sound, “until you’re growed up good and proper.” There was more in those eyes, however, that drew the woman’s attention: a depth of soul and intelligence; a quiet defiance that she could see would never be crushed. The madam had good reason to identify with the girl’s sterling qualities, having herself wrought a fortune as the first Chinese courtesan and the first Chinese madam of the red-light district, the so-called Barbary Coast.

     Ah Toy oversaw the education of her new protégé as she would that of a cherished daughter, with a loving and stern hand. She declaimed her belief that “son without learning, you have raised an ass; daughter without learning, you have raised a pig,” and over the next few years, the girl flowered under her regime. She soon assumed mastery over the various academic and dance hall pursuits for which her tutelage had been commissioned, guided by professorial clients of Ah Toy’s famous establishment in an alley off Clay Street, under contracts of barter.

    The girl’s getting of wisdom served, as ever, a financial motive, for the ladies of the Chinese establishment trailed those employed in French, Mexican, British and American cat houses, whose popularity ranked roughly in that order. Competition was fierce in the bagnio trade. The French fandango parlour had its les nymphes du pavé, late of the Parisian gutters, who were packing in the patrons to overflowing, gussied up in their red slippers, black stockings, garters and jackets, nothing down below. Stories abounded of outrageous personalities: The Roaring Gimlet, Snakehips Lulu and the rest. Holy Moses! Madame Featherlegs would gallop a horse down the main street wearing nothing but batwing chaps.

    Unfortunately, although a successful entrepreneur, Ah Toy had also become rather a laughing stock, largely because of her Chinese-ness, but also because of the young age and sickly condition of the girls crammed into her shacks, or “cribs,” in Jackson Street, sometimes abused by white boys scarcely older than children themselves.

    These girls she considered, and treated, no better than chattel.

    The girl grew into her role admirably, expressing as though they were natural traits the aristocratic airs she was schooled in; airs that in fact derived from no single country, but from an amalgam of places, real and imaginary. Yet somehow her intrinsic class seemed to imbue these artificial attributes with substance.

    She was not overawed by anyone she met, but treated with due respect and equality all who crossed her path: from city officials who surreptitiously joined the growing flood of patrons paying good money for no more than the pleasure of gazing upon her, to slave girls locked in the cribs like animals. Most of these girls had been smuggled from China, either peddled, like her, or abducted outright. Sufferers of syphilis numbered among them, their short futures preordained: to die disfigured beggars on the streets of Chinatown.

    She felt a compassion for these creatures in the cribs, pleading their cause to Madame Ah Tong and doing her utmost to convince her, in terms she would understand, that acknowledging even minimal duties of care to the crib girls might serve her business-wise – allowing her to be perceived as less of a pariah and blight on society, though she couched that more gently.

    No cribs for her, nor even a residence in one of the sumptuously appointed parlour houses. Ah Tong set her up in a double storey brick house of her own, where she entertained only the most prestigious clientele – exclusively white, expressly no Chinese – when she was not assisting her proprietress to operate the gambling house and manage the business affairs. As well, Ah Tong provided her with a chaperon, a certain Fung Jing Dock, whom she introduced to Chan Lee Lung as an office bearer in a newly formed organisation known as the Society of the Mind Abiding in Tranquility and Freedom. He was, Ah Tong said, a virtuoso on the zither as well as an avid student of the Yi Jing.

    “Regarding my degree of talent with the zither, I must refuse to answer,” Fung Jing Dock pleaded charmingly, “in order to avoid incriminating myself.”

    Nevertheless, he proved to be a surprisingly good amateur zitherist, and Chan Lee Lung and he spent a few minutes at the instrument together now and then during the daylight hours.

    “But there is more to this story,” Lily Chan said as they came out of the joss house and into the dazzling sunlight. “It does not end well, I’m afraid.” She turned towards her establishment.

    Huish-Huish looked at her face, which seemed pallid.

    “As a process, the ceremony may sometimes require any number of iterations,” she said. “Some subjects joke that it will go on forever, and they will never be free of me. Things cannot be rushed, however. We will have plenty of opportunity next time.” She laughed. “There is no cure for the human existence, you know,” she said.

    A horse and trap were drawn up in front of the Jade Phoenix, where a man waited beneath the front awning. Noticing the two women, the detective Forster stepped forward into the sunlight and raised his hand. Huish-Huish briefly squeezed her companion’s arm and went back briskly into the joss house. Lily made her way languidly as ever down the deserted street to Forster.


    From the draft novel Stawell Bardo © Michael Guest 2026

  • The Minyip Letter

    The Minyip Letter

    “Must be about seven or half-past,” Burns thought as he walked up to Fergus’s European Hotel, the morning after he and Forbes had tramped off along the old Glenorchy track. Finding the front doors locked, he went around the side, in through the gate and past a pile of empty kegs, where a back door on the bar-side of the pub stood wide open. He was halted by the sudden appearance of his own ashen reflection in a large gilded oval mirror on the wall of the hallway.

    He forced a laugh. “Thought you were a bloody ghost, but only my own self. What next?” he said aloud to the reflection. He wiped his brow, which glistened with a heavy sweat. The morning was already warm.

    Eliza was giving the bar a wipe-down and laying out bar towels. She stopped at the sight of Burns with his axe, which he leaned against the bar as he drew up a stool. He swivelled away from her to the left, craning his neck as if to get a view out the window.

    “Give us a brandy, love, would you? I’m parched.”

    He took out his pipe and a plug of tobacco, which he cut with a pocket-knife.

    She watched his hands tremble as he inserted the weed and lit the pipe.

    “No brandy,” she said. Expression gormless.

    He looked up, and the pocket-knife, slipping from his fingers, clattered on the top of the bar.

    “For God’s sake.” Tone miserable in frustration. His head throbbed and his throat was dry. His heart thumped and fluttered alternately beneath his ribs, and the nausea set in. He took in some short, quick breaths to quell it, and bent forward, lowering his forehead into his hands. “Greed,” he moaned, “all greed. They’ve got it all but that’s nothing to them if they don’t ruin life for their neighbour as well. Rotten mongrels, and the coppers are even worse.”

    Eliza, who had seen much of what there is to see in life, was not discomfited by his demonstration, any more than she had been by his leering the day before. Truth to tell, she didn’t mind the flattery. Perhaps, she thought, he misunderstood her meaning.

    “Bit early, ain’t it? Delivery ain’t come in. Only got whisky.”

    She poured him a nobbler as he fumbled in his pocket for some coin.

    “Down the hatch.” He threw it back. “And another.” He sat and pondered for a while, smoking his pipe, staring out the window.

    She went back to racking glasses and straightening the towels. He held up his hands to examine them. The whisky had quieted the tremors.

    Burns cradles his head, at the hotel bar, an axe leaned up beside him.

    “Got a grindstone here?” he said.

    “What?” Warily, anticipating a lewd jest.

    “A grindstone for my axe. Got a grindstone on the place?”

    “Nothing of the sort,” she said.

    “Any grub or suchlike?”

    “What would you think, at this time?”

    “Well, give us a half bottle of whisky. You got that, don’t you? When I don’t have anything to eat, I have something to drink.”

    He slapped the money down on the bar and drew his hands up in a solemn, conjurer’s flourish, or one like a monarch’s, bestowing jewels and baubles of gold on the greedy.

    She watched him rise, pocket his bottle, shoulder his axe, and swagger out the back way.

    “Well, I’m off to cut wood, at any rate.”

    Next day, hair slicked down, on the way to the town hall he was afflicted with the shakes again. They told him downstairs to see Mr Franklin, who would know what he was talking about, so he groped his way up the staircase to the shire offices on the second floor, pausing halfway up to catch his breath, white-knuckled, supporting himself by the banister. Locating the door of John Henry Franklin, Esquire, Secretary, Stawell Shire Council, he knocked and was summoned in. He gathered himself, and again the call came.

    Burns stood swaying in the doorway for a full half-minute as light from the window behind Franklin washed him out to a silhouette. The room smelled of stale ink and hot dust; a blowfly buzzed against the windowpane.

    “My goodness, Burns, what is the matter with you?”

    Franklin sat there, amazed at the gaze that met his: maniacal, animalistic, uncomprehending. He recognised the man from a meeting six months back, over some piece of council business so trivial he could scarcely recall it.

    “Look at you, fellow, you’re tremulous. Have a seat before you fall down. What’s the matter with you? What are you doing here in a state like this? Confound me, you smell like a brewery. What brings you here, then?”

    Burns shook all over in a spasm before regaining the power of speech.

    “I have been on a drinking spree, sir, in my own time. Being once more sober, I have come here to …” momentarily forgetting why “… to look for work on the railway.”

    Franklin stared at the long, fresh graze that ran along Burns’s left cheek, which his beard did not conceal. The man was swaying in his chair.

    “You are serious.”

    “I am a simple railway man, sir.” Your bloody highness. “Except for honest fellows like I the locomotives would not run … I seek nothing more than honest toil. I vacated my position at Dimboola because … it’s too far to go … I tire of the scenery … Heard there is some maintenance available in the more local vicinity.”

    “I don’t think,” Franklin said, “there will be any chance of anything, at least until after the Christmas holidays.”

    Burns nodded slowly for an inordinate amount of time.

    “There is also the matter of the land I made inquiries about some months ago.”

    Franklin was prompted to recall the substance of their previous meeting.

    “There is no land available for selection,” he said firmly, and at that, Burns stood up, pulled himself together, and went away without another word.

    Three days after the Scarlet Robin and her flock had castigated him for creating such a commotion in the peaceful bush, Burns walked into a scrappy little farm at Pimpinio, eight miles the other side of Horsham, owned by a German named Baum. Passing the barn on his way to the house, he was assailed from behind:

    “The blokes you run into when you don’t have a gun.”

    He started and froze, his heart doing its new jig.

    “Mate, don’t get a shock.”

    Burns knew him as well as anything, just couldn’t place the face at first, here in this dump.

    “John, mate, from Avanel!”

    “Yeah, I know, Putney. Couldn’t place you out of the blue like that. Well I’ll be bushed. How are you, you scallywag?” Navvy who’d worked beside them on the rail.

    “Pretty good, mate. Just been doing a bit of graft for Baum, old tightwad he is. Say, what are you up to? Haven’t seen you and Charley since … must be more than a month ago on the line between Dimboola and Horsham, before I chucked it in.”

    “Ah, I’ve been up in the country selecting land. Thought I’d drop in on the way home and see if old Baum had anything for me to do.”

    “Well, I reckon you might be out of luck. Said he’s flat-out paying me. How’s the other bearded wonder, then, old Charley? Thought youse two were joined at the hip.”

    Think, think. Could kill two birds here.

    “Ah, haven’t seen him for a while, the bastard.” Think quick. “Wouldn’t believe the strife he’s put me through with the grog, so I left him out at Natimuk. Got on the spree, he did, as usual. Pawned his watch and I had to release it for him. Thanks to that I’m a broker. Look here, you wouldn’t happen to have a bit of tin on you, would you? I’ll be good for it next time I run into you, or I’ll bring it to you here or Avenel, whichever you wish.”

    “Barely got enough left to go for a drink tonight. Baum can’t pay me till next week. Well, I can spare you a couple of bob, I suppose.”

    “Thanks mate. Well, damn Baum anyway, I’m off home.”

    Late in the summer, he re-adapted to an itinerant lifestyle without his mate, travelling by rail here and there about the Wimmera, catching a few days’ work when he felt like it. Life’s not too bad with a few quid in the bank. “No sign of Charley,” he thought from time to time. “That’s all well and good. Passable life, that of the solitary rambler, well and good.”

    Burns enjoying a win at the country racetrack. He is observed by Archibald Fletcher.

    Three or four weeks after the Scarlet Robin, on a brilliant sunny day at Murtoa racetrack, he won a few bob on a skinny bush nag. Turned to leave the bookmaker and found himself face-to-face with Archibald Fletcher, the cow that Scotty, the idiot, had a run-in with at Glenorchy. Asked him what he won on, but Burns declined to reply, raising his lip as he brushed by him.

    “Where is your mate?” said Fletcher behind him.

    The same thing Fergus asked him the other day, when he’d run into him getting off the train at Stawell, peeved about all that money nonsense: “Here, I’d like a word with you. Where’s your mate?” “Oh, up there,” he’d said back to him, waving his arm, indicating vaguely – somewhere between Horsham, up the line, or that place upstairs, if such a one existed – as he escaped through the wicket.

    “None of your business.” This time to Fletcher, and kept going, just the same as the other day.

    He sat down in the refreshment tent with a beer and picked up a copy of the Ballarat Star, a few days old, lying on the wicker table.

    He let the beer sit while he read:

    Awful Discovery in the Wimmera Scrub.

    A labourer working near Deep Lead, close to five miles from Stawell, yesterday discovered a man’s body in the bush – naked and without a head. Police have given no word on identity.…

    The heart started its antics again. How fleeting, fortune’s favours.

    “What’s up, mate? See you done all right in the third there.” Michael Carrick, city bloke, now working with him on a place outside Murtoa, joined him with a beer. Thoughts and hideous images swamped Burns’s skull in such a torrent they confounded the brain and the tongue.

    “Nasty business that one, eh?” Carrick nodded at the paper.

    “They’ll never find the head,” Burns said.

    “What?”

    “They’ll never find the head. Or the man who did it.”

    “Daresay. When you think of it, I suppose that’s why the head’s not there. Means the culprit knew him. Yeah, of course. If they could identify the dead bloke, they’d go around looking at everyone who knew him. Still, with dogs and all …”

    That night, back at their campfire, Burns, carrying a gas lamp and a fountain pen and paper, interrupted Carrick playing “The Flooers o the Forest” on his battered harmonica to ask him a favour. Carrick being possessed of the finer, more legible hand, would he mind penning a letter for him? He wanted it written for a man named Charles Forbes, who was working at Minyip and did not want the man to whom the letter was going to know his handwriting. It was for a man named Fergus, who owned a hotel in Stawell.

    Good-natured Carrick saw no reason why not, and thought it was something he could do for his new mate. He shrugged and got a book out of his tent, on which to lay one of the sheets of paper.

    Burns dictated the following letter, and the next day had another man drop it at the post office when he was in town:

    Burns dictates the Minyip letter to Carrick at a campfire on the farm where they are employed as transients. Burns holds an oil lamp illuminating the letter. There is a harmonica on the ground by Carrick's knee.

    Minyip, Jan 20, 1882 

    Dear Fergus – I wish to let you know that I am here with a farmer at Minyip at six shillings a day harvesting. I will send you down £5 to redeem my watch which I pledged before I left Stawell. I owe Burns £4 8s 6d cash. I gave him the ticket of my watch as a guarantee for his money, so if you pay the balance of the money to Burns and let Burns redeem the watch, as I got three pounds on it. By you doing so you will much oblige.

    Do not answer this until I send you the £5. It is better for me to send for the watch than to drink it. I hope I will keep sober this time until I go to Stawell to you.

    Charles Forbes, Minyip

    Burns went down to the races again on the twenty-third of February, and asked a few of the bookmakers and drunks whether they’d run into Scotty, because he wanted the twenty quid he owed him. That night, he got drunk, created a disturbance at the Murtoa pub, and was arrested and taken to the lockup. When the watchkeeper arrived in the morning and heard the prisoner pacing and muttering inside the lockup cell, he paused at the door. With a jingle of keys, he unlocked it and pushed it open.

    “What am I here for? What have I done?” Burns moaned, gasping and in a lather, his shirt soaked with sweat.

    “Calm yourself, sonny boy, or else you won’t be goin’ nowhere for a while,” the watchkeeper growled threateningly, unimpressed at being assailed with such agitated queries.

    “Why am I here?” Burns in peril of hyperventilating. “What is the charge against me?”

    “You’ve been a naughty boy, that’s why. A very naughty boy.”

    Burns stopped breathing and chilled to the bone, a frozen lump of nausea lodged in the pit of his stomach.

     “Hauled in for being drunk and disorderly and causing a ruckus in this peaceable borough of Murtoa.”

    Hearing these words, Burns’s countenance changed immediately, and apparently in token of relief and joy, he whooped and danced a lurching, deranged hornpipe in front of his captor.


    From the draft novel Stawell Bardo © Michael Guest 2026

  • Errand on Cemetery Road

    Errand on Cemetery Road

    This universe grants the deceased a period of forty-nine days to cross through the boundary zone, a number that unites the tiny and the vast. The shaman – was that him? – did not want to disturb the soul’s awareness, for in this state, newly released from corporeality, swept into the perceptual and spiritual turmoil of the afterlife, it may be just as vulnerable to the perception of a benevolent spirit as it would be to a zombie or ghoul. Often, the soul does not even know it is dead. It drifts in a tenuous form, a molecule in a maelstrom.

    Judgment halls materialise and dissolve. The Hall of Unfelt Regrets, for those who failed to grieve as prescribed: sorrows issued retroactively: wrong order, not transferable. Griefs spooned from repurposed billy cans. Gallery of the Unlived Life. Corridors of one’s could-have-beens: concert cellist version; loving version; not-quite-so-cruel version. “Hey you over there! No touching the dioramas,” warns one of the sullen docents. Dropping to his knees, Forbes notes that beneath the dust, there is an old rolled-out mat from a public school in Nhill, for percussion band time. Depot of Ungiven Names. Filing cabinets disappear in the smoke of raging bushfires. A clever-man with pencil and ochre offers to look up his name, charging three truths and the last sound he heard. Canteen of karmic simulacra selling one’s true desires: pies that are warm but hollow; love that tastes of copper. Waiting Room of the Second Chance That Will Not Be Offered Again. You are told your name is next, and then that it’s not. You were never meant to be here.

    I Ching Hexagram 20 – Kuan (Contemplation), symbolizing observation and insight.

    And on and on. The so-called guide – our Mow Fung? – surely not – regains his composure. In a flash of inspiration, he traces in the red dust the trigrams: penetrating wind above, receptive earth below, summons in his heart the image of a single willy-willy, spiralling upward. Two unbroken yang lines above, four broken yin lines beneath: making the Yi Jing hexagram Kuan, whose power lies in observing and contemplating. When the wind blows over the earth, it stirs everything up, compelling us to observe.

    He envisaged the breeze sending ripples across the surface of a pool, and the soul was drawn to it. Upon that trembling mirror, a flickering image began to congeal. A voice, at first muted and reverberant, gathered itself into clarity

    • • •

    “Kids’ll be real happy to see you after all this time. I reckon I’d like to see their faces, I’d get a kick out of that. I keep forgettin’ their names. What was it – Thomas you said, yer eldest? Thomas, that’s it, wasn’it? Sounds like a right little wag, that Tom, bright little bugger. I reckon I remember you saying something about him, something you said once, can’t recall now. What was it again, mate? He loves cricket, don’t he? I read up on the Australian Eleven playing over there in England, you know, how they’re doing and all that. I reckon I could tell him all about that, and learn him a few shots, like, keep a straight bat and everything.”

    Forbes tilted his head. “Me uncle learned me real good, but I was better at bowlin’ than battin’ in my day, mate. I’m tall, see, like you, only a bit taller even, so I’m a good fasty, and I can spin a bit too. Here, hold on a bit, let me catch me breath and light up me pipe,” he said.

    “Just bloody do it and catch up. We ain’t got all day for twaddle,” Burns said, thinking, You’ll not call my kid bugger again, you swine.

    The prattle of a halfwit grates no end out here in the Christmas heat. If a man had a gun, he’d be tempted to pull it out and blow the imbecile’s head off, or else his own, just to put a stop to it, let the cicadas have their go, unspoiled by jabbering gibberish that’s meant to mean something but is, in truth, no more than babble.

    The cicadas sing their soaring song beyond words; they sing of the heat, of their deaths not far off, of nothing: of an instant that deafens, and is, to them, filled with serenity and quiet.

    Going by Phelan the produce merchant’s in Patrick Street, Burns stuck his head in the door and called out, “G’day Jim, back later to sort it through with ye, mate!”

    Real hail-feller stuff. Could’ve been a right good salesman or a writer in one of them rags. Got the gab for it. Better still, something in the line of politics, probably. Manly grin like that, he thought, pausing to nod at his reflection, shoulders squaring, who wouldn’t vote for you? Noble – well, masculine – profile, intelligent forehead, its own mould of nobleness. He had that swaggerin’ way with him that the sheilas fall over for while other blokes can’t do nothing else but only stand by and admire. Well, he never got that far, but not through any fault of his own, and in his own way, everything he touches, he leaves his mark there. Walks into a room and they all know who’s the real man here, the stallion, all them pissing little geldings, them sheep and goats. It’s all got to do with knowing yer the number one, tougher and smarter than the next man.

    Up to the corner, and there was the pub on the main street, Fergus’s European. Across the intersection he strode, Forbes trailing in the wide, empty expanse, generous enough for a dozen willy-willies of dust and fine horse-dung. A three-dimensional cruciform emptiness rose into a vaulted silence. High above, at a faraway level past reason, a single white veil of cirrus cloud cut a lilac-tinged rupture in the pale blue surface of the sky.

    Aerial view of a street intersection in Stawell, Victoria, with a historic pub on the corner and surrounding buildings under bright daylight.

    He left Charley out on the front veranda blathering to Ben Wellington, a rum-looking old codger with one good eye and one sightless milky-blue, and his mate on the bench. The better to work his magic, to go in alone.

    The sawdust on the pub floor had darkened to a fine grey grit. Burns scuffed it without thinking, left a faint swirl behind him.

    “No, Burns, I know you.” Fergus the publican: a stout man with lambchop side-whiskers, brawny arms under rolled-up sleeves. Choleric, a real Admiral of the Red. The pressure of his blood thrust forth the veins and squeezed beads of perspiration from the pores of his fleshy red phizog.

    “Oh, come on, George, do a cove a favour for once. Just for a night or two. I always give you what I owed you, y’know that.”

    “That’ll be the day. Look, where is he, anyway?”

    “Just out the front, jawing with some old bastards. You should be paying him to stay here to babysit ’em. They thrive on that rot he goes on with. Good entertainment for ’em. Works out well for everyone around, you and all. Pulling his leg keeps them from fightin’ and breakin’ your place up.”

    “Look here, I don’t mind if they all get the hell out altogether. More strife than they’re worth.”

    “Do us a favour, mate, for old times. What about that trench I dug you the other month?”

    “Other year. You know full well I’ve paid you back ten times over. Favours. What rot. Well, where’d he stay last night, anyhow?”

    “Hunter’s Ball and Mouth.”

    Forbes wandered in with a “G’day squire,” and stood grinning at Fergus over the bar.

    “Jeez, ’at one-eyed feller out there knows about the nags. Blue-eyed Dick in the fourth, he reckons.” Chortled madly for who knows why? – unwritten prerogative of a simple mind.

    “Why doesn’t he stay there again, then?”

    “Truth is, I want to get him off the grog. I brought him here for the purpose of having him sober.”

    “What are you going to do?”

    “We are going to Dunkeld to dig some dams.”

    “Bloody Carter Brothers,” Forbes said. “Got three running in the Horsham Cup next week. Lion, Silvis or sompthin, and – what the hell was it? Rosebunch or summit, shit –” He slouched back to the front door. “Was that Rosebunch, Mr. Wellington, was it? Oh, my stars, that’s right. An’ who was that one you tipped me for the Cup? Ah, that’s it, that’s the one!”

    Slouched back to the bar.

    “What are you standing there looking at us like a putty-brain for, yer great galoot? Here, give us a couple of mugs of yer best tangle-foot, thanks mate.”

    Fergus looked at Burns, who shrugged and coughed up two deaners, which rang light on the bar and came to rest together with a clink. Fergus poured out three pots of ale and listened impassively to Burns’s account of their affairs. They would have gone today but were waiting for a watch to come down from Glenorchy, which was being kept for a debt they owed. They sent a telegram yesterday to release it.

    “Rosebud it was,” Forbes said, wiping the moisture from his top lip onto the back of his hand. “Rosebud, that Carters’ nag, but he reckons put a quid on Lady Emily. Lady Emily for the Cup by two lengths, he reckons. Four-year-old. Five? No, four it was, he said. I believe I’ll catch the train up there next week and have a quid or two on her.”

    Burns turned back to Fergus.

    “We got money and more to come. We have ordered thirty quid worth of goods from Mister Phelan and are waiting for them to take them to the station. Else we’d have already gone. Now, I’m at home for a few more days with the missus and kids, and I want him –” sideways thumb at Forbes – “to stay here where I can keep an eye on him.”

    “Yeah, but remember,” Forbes reminded his mate, “I have to come down and meet the missus and young Tom and play cricket and all that.”

    Poor bloody woman, Fergus thought. Burns kept quiet about the appointment, praying it might go away.

    “So I only need a cheque for thirty quid to pay Phelan, temporary like, I’ll get it back to you in no time flat. I just sold a farm for six-hundred quid, and we’re off to acquire another.”

    “There’s land open for selection between Stawell and Glenorchy, didn’t you even know that?” Forbes stared at Phelan, incredulous.

    “There’s an idea!” Burns said. “We take enough for ourselves and leave a portion for you.”

    “Beauty!” Forbes said. “Not bad interest on a thirty quid loan, eh?”

    A low animal urge stirred in Burns’s gut and surfaced as a long, lascivious moan.

    “Real fetchin’, Eliza,” he said. “Looking real fetchin’ today.”

    The young woman behind the bar with a tray full of glasses for the sink, flashed a smile and slipped past behind her father.

    “Gotta love them freckled bushfire blondes, George. Lost the baby fat, though. Don’t work her too hard, mate.”

    Fergus, fidgeting, took a gulp.

    “If her husband hears you, you’ll be laughing on the other side of your face.”

    Ben Wellington limped in and sat down further up the bar. Forbes sidled over – “You don’t want to be a Jimmy Woodser, mate, up north that’s what they call a chap what breasts a public bar and tips the finger alone” – and got him started again on the horses.

    “Vandermoulin and Tallyho the four-year-olds didn’t do no good at Ararat, but McSweeney’s five-year-old Too Late, he’ll be a goer in the handicap hurdles. Paul McGidden has been training him over at Longerenong Pastoral Run. Bloody good trainer, had a runner in the Melbourne Cup, couple years back.”

    “What about Blue-eyed Dick, Mister Wellington, what you reckon there?”

     “I reckon I ain’t heard of him.”

    “You know, Blue-eyed Dick out of Little Nell and Off His Kadoova, you know.”

    “No, I reckon I ain’t heard of ’im, not around the Wimmera I ain’t.”

    • • •

    “Life is strange,” mused he who was once called Mow Fung – the not-shaman. Not easy to hold onto your identity in hell. “We live it forwards but understand it backwards. To develop through the gua, Kuan needs alert observation with clarity. You must restore the eternal while residing in the temporal, both of which move in opposite directions. You must observe closely, in order to tell the real from the false. Hold on to the real and get rid of the false. It is like the shrine ritual. First you wash the dust off your hands, before you make your offering. You have a little shrine made of dust.”

    Dust enveloped the wandering shade, who withdrew into a groan, but as though anticipating a truth in what was to come, forced its awareness back into the play of shadow puppets before them.

    • • •

    Burns rented the place from Phelan the merchant, for whose business his wife took on laundry and sewing. It was a fair-sized block along from the police station, with a parched backyard, tired dwelling, and fence nigh on splintering to ruins; most of its palings were askew or off their rails.

    Forbes arrived mid-morning and introduced himself to Florence, who told him Burns had gone down the street to fix up some business or other with Phelan the merchant. Burns had mentioned nothing to her about Forbes, but she absorbed his sudden existence with the same anaesthetised calm that filtered the world for her, a symptom of a weariness deeper than the heavy years he’d burdened her with. Once, she’d indulged his fancies of a grand future shaped by his quality and wisdom, and once she used to pine for his return, until even that became a sham and vanished not long after the last echoes of his pretended love fell silent.

    The children grew accustomed to his increasingly lengthy absences, but continued to anticipate his returns. He was always going to bring them a present next time, and they learned to believe there was commitment beneath the promise, initially. They were not lies exactly, but a seductive flicker – something like love or care – that expires without sufficient fuel. They would whisper and giggle to each other in their beds at the bedspring squeaks and concupiscent slurps that ornamented the darkness after he showed up, until soon it would be still again, as usual.

    Forbes made himself useful picking up the abundant dog droppings with the short-handled shovel, disposing of them near the coal heap in the back corner away from the shed, where she told him. The dog was off with the kids and their mates, down to the creek to swim and pick blackberries. She sat darning on the veranda, watching the visitor. When the wind blows over the earth, it stirs everything up, compelling us to observe. Some took her for slow, because of how she never rushed to reply, on the occasions she deigned to. Her needle moved as though with a will of its own; her gaze was like a still pool. Ah, a receptive surface.

    She still had her, the tiny wooden thing. The Dew Doll. She sensed that, tucked away in the dresser, nestled under old muslin and petticoat lace, among the few precious things she kept, the doll had stirred – as it did only once in a blue moon. It came back to her now, from years ago, the one time she’d wandered over to Deep Lead. The man who ran the curious shop in the Chinese camp had given it to her laughing, when she showed an interest, stroking it, for some reason not wanting to let it go. He couldn’t tell her much, only that it was old. Later the doll started to put ideas straight into her head, and she knew they were right. Things she should do, or say, or leave unsaid. What would go missing. Who to beware. The slip stuck to the back with mulberry paste bore the date some poor baby had died. Between the coiled silk buns of its hair, there was a hole with paper pushed deep inside, which the doll said she shouldn’t try to take out. The doll knew when the dew was going to gather – a rare thing in this country – and would let Florence know, so she could carry her out beside the shed, to feed on it. She’d wake up knowing. The doll had stirred. There’d be dew.

    A handmade Dew Doll in the back of Florence’s drawer, partially hidden among folded cloth; its eyes are faintly red, and its body is bound with twine.

    Forbes found a tin of rusty nails in the shed and set out to mend the fence, a task that drew more curses from him than it would from an average man. After each outburst, he’d flash her a wide, bashful grin and a demonstrative shrug. She’d nod back to him with her tranquil, closed-mouth smile. She was struck by the thought: There is something odd about this childish, well-meaning man. I know! He does not realize he is already dead. But there are others close by who do.

    He liked her drawl and what he took to be her patient attitude, which tended to suppress his frantic exuberance and draw out his contemplative side. When he finished, by a miracle the fence was still standing, and he joined her on the veranda, sitting on the step near her feet in the dog’s spot. Imagining she had an interest in his history with her husband, or more accurate to say, play-acting that she had, he traced through an idealised version of their shared narrative over the past months, since they’d started working together on the line at Naracoorte, on the South Australian border, where he’d stayed at Bridget Enright’s boarding house. Seven bob a week, he got.

    “A well and respected place it was, no drink of any sort sold, not like them what the bloody shanty-keepers run, which sells the vilest, horrible adulterations of all kinds, hideous compounds, they are, made only of chemicals, some sort of blend which costs about sixpence. Full of navvies, mostly slopers only there for a skinful – that’s blokes who’ll get fleeced and then decamp without fulfilling their dues, like. Mugs game to take a hiding and then pay for it, of course.”

    Better be careful what he says there, Bridget took a bit of a shine to Burnsie. Of course, when he detoured, Florence immediately knew the truth, but nothing could have been of less significance to her, it had all been sour for so long. Pretty, pretty doll

    Then they’d headed back over this way to Dimboola. He told her about his mates the Painter brothers and Johnson. Burnsie’s – Robert’s – mates too, of course, though he had a bit of a run-in once or twice with the older one. Told her about his old sweetheart Hessie Hesslitt, who lives over at Mandurang now, but last saw her four or five years ago at Hamilton. As nice as could be, but ran off with some slicker, of course. Florence only tutted, nodded and made gentle wordless sounds as she worked, which warmed the pit of Forbes’s stomach, though there was no such intention.

    He was afflicted by a loss of words, so he took a folded-up newspaper page from his pocket, with the aim of entertaining her further.

    “Robert helps me with these sometimes – explains, you know, helps me read. You get some real informative stuff out of them. This one’s what’s called ‘Answers to Correspondents’ – that’s these jokers who send in questions for things they don’t know about, see …”

    She made one of her pleasant sounds, high-pitched and undulating, but smooth-like, to show she was interested.

    “… so you pick up a lot of good stuff. Take this, for instance, I’ve already read it once or twice, it’s from someone calls ’emself Cornstalk – they’ve got all sorts of names: In writing to the Queen, what form do you use, and to where do you address your letter? What do you reckon, Florence? Well, here’s the answer. We presume you want to write a petition. The form is ‘To Her Most Gracious Majesty Queen Victoria, Queen of Great Britain and Ireland, Empress of Indias: May it please your Majesty,’ and end, ‘And your petitioner will ever pray.’ Address through the Secretary of State for the Colonies.’ I reckon the Queen’ll be hearing from old Cornstalk before long, eh?”

    A placid smile on Florence’s face, shaking her head tutting, her eyes cast down on her darning. Pretty, pretty …

    “Here you go. Kiara asks the distance from Echuca to Sydney, and the cheapest route, and the cost. Answer: The cheapest route is via Melbourne. Train fare, seventeen shillings; steamer, thirty shillings to Sydney – Shit! – Distance overland, five hundred and forty miles. Echuca … That’d be, um, up there near bloody er

    A cattle dog mix heralded the arrival of four of Florence’s offspring, trotting around the corner to greet the woman and sniff at the man, before inspecting changes to its scent-map of the backyard and urinating at the door of the shed. The three boys and a girl stared at Forbes dumbly, and he similarly back, turning suddenly shy. Hearing one referred to as ‘Tom,’ he summoned some bravado and forced a grin.

    “G’day young’un. I know all about you from yer old man, mate. Bloody good little cricketer he said you was, tyke,” but the boy drew himself up and stared wordlessly back, before spitting on the ground and strutting after his siblings into the house.

    “Rough nut, eh?” Forbes mumbled, but Florence was bent away from him, gathering up her work.

    Forbes was smoking his pipe in the falling light when Burns showed up with Phelan and a gallon of brandy, which Phelan had sold Burns and been invited to come along and help drink it. The three set to and lasted into the small hours.

    “Rotten coppers down the street got it in for me,” said Burns towards the end, “so I snapped a couple of their saplings they were trying to grow out the front. Here’s what I’m gunna do, Flo heard it from a Chinese witchdoctor. You go to the cemetery and scrape up a handful of dirt next to a grave. Then you take that and spread it in front of someone’s door, where they won’t see it, so they tramp it all through the house. Brings them real bad luck that won’t never go away unless you get a witchdoctor to come and fix it up.”

    • • •

    The not-shaman says, “We must watch closely. Sometimes, the last thought a person has before dying, if it is a strong, clear, and pure one, will open up an aperture from this dark place, through which he may escape this suffering and chaos by going straight into the spirit world. If not … well, we will just have to wait and see and do our best.

    He detected a resigned sigh, interpreting it as a constructive sign.

    • • •

    About noon the next day, humping their swags and thirty quid worth of supplies, the two men left to make their selection of the land off the old Glenorchy Road and then head for Dunkeld to do the dam. The kids had taken off at sparrow’s twit somewhere with the dog. Florence had watched Burns go to fetch Forbes from the pub that morning, then turned back to go through the stuff Phelan brought her.

    “Fergus ain’t here, we must wait and give him his twenty-seven bob for the room,” Forbes said.

    “Too right,” Burns said. “No, we’ll just slope, do the disappearing trick. He’s a mug, old George – ripe for rolling over.”

    “Do the old Jerry Diddler, eh? I’m up for it, mate.”

    They skirted Main Street and went along Cemetery Road. Burns thought he may as well duck into the cemetery reserve to take care of his little errand, while Forbes stood cockatoo out front under a tree, smoking his pipe. The shadows cast by the headstones were short and sharp in the sun, like a grinful of broken teeth. When he came out, Burns patted his trouser pocket and nodded at Forbes.

    Burns walks away into the cemetery, his back to the viewer; Forbes leans against a tree in the foreground, smoking a pipe.

    Who should they see fifty yards away, down Mary Street, but George bloody Fergus; he only chucked them a wave, as they turned back into Main Street. Burns had his sly piece of business to see to at the police barracks – in and out. Then they made for the old Glenorchy Road cutting a shortcut through some timbered bushland and struck out for Deep Lead.

    Burns, in no mood for conversation, tolerated Forbes’s whistling, fatuous comments, and laughter inspired by the few birds who had braved the heat to fly or call out. Some Headache Birds had lobbed in to mate and sang out heedless of the two.

    Sleep Didi, sleep. Sleep Didi, sleep. Sleep Didi, sleep, one carried on monotonously.

    Forbes laughed carelessly.

    “Sleep maybe!” he called back in imitation as they tramped. Burns bent over to do up the lace on his boot, then hung back as they went along.

    A flock of Sulphur-crested Cockatoos burst through the dry grey-green treetops in front of them. Raucous, chattering screeches, sharp squawks and whistles, then quieter murmurings as they settled on their branches.

    Abruptly, a lone, hidden Jacky Winter said his piece, as he watched the two turn down a track towards the Four Post Diggings in ironbark country.

    Plicky-plicky-plicky … Plicky-plicky-plicky …

    “Peter, Peter, Peter!” Forbes called, to be answered by the pretty, lilting ditty of a Scarlet Robin –

    Wee-cheedallee-dalee – then quiet, then tick, tick, tick, and a rapid burst of scolding chatter.


    From the draft novel Stawell Bardo © Michael Guest 2025

  • Acacia and Ash

    Acacia and Ash

    He had been instructing Lena in the secret arts since she was scarcely past the crib. Even then her talent was unmistakable, revealing itself in the look in her eyes, the elasticity of her tiny muscles, the spring in her limbs. How piercingly and wisely she looked at him – and into him! She was an infant when he found her one morning lying in a puddle of tap-water on the floor, his scented pine-soot inkstick ground to smithereens on the purple-red volcanic inkstone, his brushes in disarray but for the one grasped in her fist, with which she was bespattering and daubing all over the floorboards and her own self with energetic expressions of pretemporal flux, the originary Nameless, the mother of all things. Amid her chaos, an image of an embryo? Or was it merely a shape expressed from the dark recesses of his own psyche, imposed upon meaningless blotches and smears?

    A delicate watercolor of a small East Asian girl seated cross-legged on the floor, her head bowed in quiet concentration as she paints or embroiders with ink on stretched fabric. The style is loose and flowing, evoking traditional brush painting, with soft washes of colour fading into the paper.

    The prodigious air of equanimity he observed in her at that instant persuaded him the former was true: the form was no accident, but an intentional representation; and this was borne out over time, for as he introduced her to the time-proven techniques and subtleties of the calligraphic art, she would occasionally reproduce similar but evolved versions of the same motif, one after the next.

    Over the years, the outline became stylised and filled with scenes, blurry at first, then increasingly detailed, as though brought into focus by a kinesigraph, an invention he’d read about in the newspaper, said to have recorded the growth of a universal embryo. As Lao-Tzu’s disciple Zhuangzi wrote: “So all creatures come out of the mysterious workings and go back into them again.” Close by the pair of boulders that marked the feet, two human figures walked side by side upon a waterwheel, driving a stream to flow upward, delineating the spine, which culminated at its point of entry into the skull. Beneath the jagged boulders representing the cranium sat an adult figure, cross-legged.

    “Who are these children?” Mow Fung asked one day.

    “This one is called Yin,” she said, tracing the outline of the girl, “and the other one Yang. Surely you should know that, since you already told me all about Yin and Yang so many times. Aren’t they really, really strong? And they work so hard to create the energy for all of nature, and for human life too. This stream flows east, all the way up to the top of the Southern Mountains, these huge rocks.”

    “And this man sitting on the mountain – is it me?”

    She emitted a sweet, bubbling peal of laughter.

    “Oh no, goodness gracious, that could never be you, although you are very old, like that man; and he sits there doing nothing but contemplating nothing and pondering on things that can’t be named, just like you. Tee-hee!

    “Do you know? this man’s mother conceived him when she saw a falling star, and then she carried him in her belly for sixty-two years and he was born when she leaned against a plum tree to catch her breath. Poor woman! But lucky for him, because the plum is an auspicious tree.

    “A great crack of thunder erupted, and fairies danced on rainbows high up in the sky. He already had grey hair and a beard and long earlobes like a little old man, and he could already walk and talk straight away.

    “That’s why he was called Lao-Tzu, which is a way of saying ‘venerable teacher,’ because ‘Lao’ means ‘old’ and ‘Tzu’ ‘master.’ I think I would have had a heart attack if I’d been poor old Mrs Lao, his mama.

    “Truth to tell, with all these wild tales about him, I sometimes wonder whether he existed at all, at least as one real man in history. Maybe he was many.

    “Some people think he came down from heaven many times to help humans along the path, and even taught Confucius and Buddha. But perhaps what we think of as the scribblings of one person are the work of several, collected together over centuries. Anyway, my picture is all about making the gold elixir, and becoming an immortal like Lao-Tzu, poor old Mr Rabbit Ears.”

    Despite, or perhaps because of, her precocious cleverness, she was becoming rather hard to bear. Not so much so for her parents, who had an inkling of the forces that drove her. Not only had her father cultivated these gifts in her, which were now developing in strange and unforeseen ways, but she was, in some sense, an extension of his own past.

    No, he had no-one but himself to blame: his own youthful conceit having left him exquisitely vulnerable to a joke of cosmic proportions, the cosmos apparently having a nose for hubris in those whose gifts were squandered early, especially the inwardly illumined lured by aberrant indulgences, the pleasures of opium smoke among them. Our man had broken a habit to which he succumbed years ago when he fled to Canton, after the tragic deaths of his mother and friends, the three Bandit-Monks as they became known after their years of devotion and training, and their innumerable acts of generosity and self-sacrifice on behalf of the mountain folk. At one time he numbered among the fifty per-cent of Chinese immigrants in Ballarat who were slaves of the poppy, a statistic assiduously reported by government investigators.

    • • •

    Forward then, into the Underworld, though barely a word forward in a place like this. At any rate, for the sake of argument, best accept the proposition that they proceed, the living and dead, or, depending on an unforeseeable outcome, the earlier and later dead; the guide and follower, though who is which has fallen into doubt.

    There had been a lantern, a delicious trembling thing, whose light had coiled around him lovingly, as if loath to depart; but he discarded it after it extinguished in a gust. No, wrong. Impossible: gusts in the abysmal vacuum of this intermediary hell! And yet a stench manages to surface. When, from time to time, the two regain an animal characteristic or other, they are able, after a fashion, to gasp or puke.

    The idea of light remains, however, to which they cling, though no sun to adorn the infinitely high and starless ceiling of opaque black. A light of sorts emanates from the earth itself, all about, dull and nausea-green. It is said that this place is nowhere and everywhere, a place where, when the maximum is attained, the opposite is inevitable.

    The Sightseeing phase. Here we have the famous Gate of Sighs, unmarked and nondescript, but unmistakable, worn smooth as glass where heads beyond eternal count have bowed low to the stone. Inevitable psychopomp Horse-Face stands to the left, Ox-Head the right. (Or was it Kangaroo and Emu?) One looked on, while the other counted on his fingers, saying nothing, while their minions dragged the two through the dirt, red when it would appear in spasmodic flashes of gaslight.

    Clerks of merit and sin pore over their ledgers, spectral bureaucrats assisted by their ink ghosts. They afford few words and barely a glance at the souls. Their avatars would abound in the Colony, haunting the public, despised but obeyed: turnkeys, forever-echoes from the prison cell.

    An abysmal semi-skeletal thing in a frayed robe peers more closely at the once-guide. “Still warm,” it mutters, “but the paperwork is complete. All in order. We don’t make mistakes in here” – prompting its indescribably ghastly and abominable colleague to cast it a long blank look, before turning again to its own ledger.

    The plain widens, if such a thing were possible in this deathly nowhere, giving way to produce the sensation of a soft tearing into black salient. Surely we are not inside a body… The guide sinks to his knees (ha!), and the larger, redder one, once a cadaver, clasps his living companion’s shoulder and emits an utterance for comfort.

    “Take heart. This is meant to be,” he says, surprisingly without any trace of surprise that he has acquired a mouth, and that words come out of it, the inanity of which strikes him the moment he expresses them.

    But the once-shaman replies with a desolate moan, for all this not a whit what was intended by him. Pity the hunching, the spasms, as if some mute refusal were lodged at the back of his skull. Voices of the dead are carried in the Whispering Wind: dear companions from the past beseech him to leave the path and rejoin them. And what is this abomination? The innocent voice of his daughter among them, who should not be here by any means! He goes to rise, but sinks again when the voice folds back into the many others, that murmuring desolate weft.

    Then this way, onto a plain of hungry ghosts, detritis of failed judgements, souls that neither reincarnate nor dissolve. Disgusting creatures with distended bellies, leech-like necks, and mouths tiny as the eyes of needles, testament to their forever insatiable desires.

    At last, he regains the “power” of speech:

    “Not this. This is not the shape, nor the measure, nor the place. I am not the one. Stop when it is time to stop. Well, stop!” It is barely a whisper suffused in a sob. “I am not dead!”

    “No need to be upset,” the bigger, red one comforts him.

    • • •

    Spurred by the censorious tongue of her school mistress, Miss Pritchard-Jones, in her mid-forties, formerly a Willoughton, Lincolnshire girl known simply as Ruby Jones, some of the locals were starting to turn stony-faced at Lena’s approach, save for the subtle arch of an eyebrow, passed from one to another in discreet recognition. The covert signal was spreading steadily through the European populace of Deep Lead. Miss Pritchard-Jones had paid a Sunday visit to the Junction Hotel with one of Lena’s alchemical paintings under her arm, which happened to depict Yin and Yang in their respective guises of tiger and dragon, in the celestial act of conjoining that occurs at midnight in the alchemical process, when the elixir circulates nine times and returns to the immortal origin. Yes, there above the two fiery figures, the Sword of Wisdom and a once ferocious Monster of Illusion now immobilised with its limbs bound could be distinguished hanging in the stars. Where else could she have obtained such knowledge and imagery? – apart from Time’s Heavenly Sanctuary an Infinity above the Jagged Rocks, to whose archives he himself had long since given up hope of gaining admittance.

    “There is something not quite right with the child. She performs dismally on her school tests, though she appears to possess intelligence. Doubtless, she has the ability to ‘go places.’ Many girls of her ability become perfectly capable wives, maids, hairdressers, shop-girls,” the teacher explained after they sat down to a cup of tea. She then hurriedly concealed the painting in her soft leather satchel, before beginning to outline her solution to the problem she believed was vividly immanent in the incendiary artifact.

    “Mental and moral discipline are indispensable in the education of a child, else she be led to stray from a productive and righteous path into pitfalls of crime and vagrancy,” she elaborated. “I concede that you in your position, who come from a primitive land and are constrained to a humble, not to say precarious, station in life, in a country that is not always hospitable to orientals and natives, are unable to grasp fully the importance of a wholesome family background to the upbringing and development of a child of Lena’s age, and indeed her siblings …”

    The child’s parents looked at her in silence, their eyes stripping back the powdered mask and genteel veils to glimpse the workings beneath – subtle mechanisms, hardened circuits, a cogged and coded puppet, sealed within a larger apparatus of manners and decorum. Her cavernous mouth moved with a life of its own, and her massive, powdered and rouged face inflated to fill the room. Their existences shrank to an invisible plane, and they levitated up to a spot in a shaded corner to observe, alighting like the butterfly in Zhuangzi’s dream. From here, the onslaught softened to the echo of a gale howling in the distance, though her words remained clearly discernible.

    “I will put it plainly. Her brain is wrong, her mind astray,” and she proceeded to enumerate several further instances of warped expression that, in her view, had led to the present pass. She paused to take in their reaction but they gave her none. “My concern is that unless steps are taken she will continue to deteriorate – and not only in her schoolwork. By education, we practitioners mean not merely lessons, but all that may be educed – brought out – from the child: intellectually, yes, but morally as well. To begin at the true foundation, one must attend first to the parents. For are we not told, on the highest authority, that the sins of the fathers shall be visited upon the children unto the third and fourth generation? The baser thoughts, emotions, and impulses of the parents find harmful expression in their descendants. It behooves parents to reflect upon their sacred responsibilities.”

    They were more primitive than she had feared. “To quote from Archdeacon Julius’s recent sermon in Ballarat, which I had the honour to attend in person,” she said deliberately, taking out a newspaper cutting from her satchel and laying it down with ceremonial care, “the Lord says expressly that young children are like as arrows in the hands of a giant. From this we may draw the inference, as the Archdeacon explains, that each human life is fired out into the world like an arrow, and just like an arrow, not to miss its mark – by ‘missing its mark’ of course, he refers to sinning – it needs to be keenly pointed, which is to say, trained and sharpened by education. Furthermore, just as an arrow has three feathers, the three stabilising forces for a young life need to be: knowledge, love, and work. And so on and so forth. I would like Lena to take this and read it closely and explain it to you both thoroughly, so that all of you can understand. And I have a proposal …”

    A faint breath, a stirring as if by the wing of a moth, made Mow Fung aware that his eldest had joined them up at the cornice.

    “Yes, bring it in,” he transmitted and lowered his full awareness back into his corporeal body.

    “It is a well-known fact that poorer parents tend to coddle their children more than the richer, and the children tyrannize them in return.”

    “Something in what you say there,” Anna said with a smile.

    The door squeaked open and Lena entered with schoolroom poise, carrying her current work of art: black crayon on a sheet of wrapping paper. A figure seated cross-legged, spine straight, balancing the sun on one palm, the moon on the other. Within his belly, a stove glowed, its tiny flame drawn with a child’s fierce precision. The girl set the picture on the table without a word and assumed a still posture.

    Watercolor portrait of a middle-aged woman with hair pulled back and a stern expression softened by a slight smile. Her eyes remain cool, suggesting restraint. She wears a dark high-collared dress, and the painting’s style is muted, realistic, and softly textured.

    Miss Pritchard-Jones’s smile did not quite reach her eyes.

    “And what do we have here, dear?” she asked sweetly, leaning forward to squint at the drawing, as though it almost certainly contained something improper.

    “Is this meant to be… a magician of some sort?” the schoolmistress tried again, tracing the black line that circled the figure’s stomach. “Or perhaps… a new kind of stove?”

    “It’s just a man,” Lena said.

    “He seems to have swallowed a brazier,” said Miss Pritchard-Jones, letting out a snort of mirth – which, after a glance at the girl’s father, anticipating that he would share her amusement, she immediately stifled.

    Mow Fung looked at the drawing for a long moment, then at Lena. The silence stretched.

    “Why do you think his eyes are crossed, Miss Pritchard-Jones?” Mow Fung asked.

    “Goodness gracious, there is no why or wherefore about it. All nonsense.”

    “Lena?”

    “His eyes revolve like the planets in the solar system, Miss Pritchard-Jones. He squints and then rolls his eyes from left to right and back again to raise and lower his inner fire. From left to the top of his head, then down to the right to look inside his navel. He rolls his eyes around the sun thirty-six times to raise the positive fire. Twenty-four times around the moon to lower the negative fire.”

    “Incorrigible,” the teacher said.

    “Yet, you must admit it means something to her, and you see how she has learned your schoolbook science.” Then turning to his daughter, “Miss Pritchard-Jones has a proposal for you, so pay attention.”

    “I shall listen and obey, Father.”

    The woman struck a declamatory attitude.

    “It is true, parental responsibility involves the proper training of each child by its parents, but this is the ideal not always reached. Unfortunately, we do not have sufficient resources at the Deep Lead school to provide the religious instruction so sorely needed in a case such as this. However, as a Teaching Elder of St. Matthew’s in Stawell, I have taken it among my broader civil responsibilities to provide extra-curricular religious training and discipline to a small group of lucky young people deemed most in need of healing, in what I make bold to refer to as sessions of spiritual therapy. Spiritual wellbeing is as important to a child as their physical wellbeing and should never be neglected, lest the child herself be considered neglected.”

    Lena made her opinion clear immediately upon Miss Pritchard-Jones’s departure.

    “If she thinks I’m going to traipse all the way over to Stawell every Sunday to listen to more of her tripe, she’s got another damn thing coming.”

    “You should think about making an effort to fit in,” her mother ventured. “When turtles hide in the mud they remain safe and cannot be harmed. When they come out, people catch them. Same with fish. When they stay down deep, nothing can hurt them; but when they surface, the birds catch and eat them.”

    “Yes, best be like the turtle in the mud, the fish in the deep,” her father agreed, “Who knows? – there may be things worth learning in this spiritual therapy business.”

    “Don’t worry,” Lena said, “I’ll take care of it.”

    The next evening, there was no one around to notice the slender shadow flit through the laneway that ran alongside the teacher’s residence nearby the Deep Lead school, nor the flash of a match igniting a rectangular slip of paper, which burned for a few seconds to ash. The ‘Five Ghosts’ talisman works to traumatic effect when exercised against susceptible victims of a sensitive disposition, but Miss Pritchard-Jones was not such a person. Moreover, the artificer of the talisman, though youthful, was a compassionate girl, and inscribed it with characters that summoned less insidious spectres. No terrifying flying-head ghosts, faceless ghosts without feet, or baleful hungry ghosts from hell. Instead of these, naughty, playful sprites, who on the completion of each childish prank would depart back into the spirit realm to the tone of a chime, leaving no more than that playful and well-intentioned vibration. Just the type of spiritual therapy that might do her teacher good. Little harm likely ensues when a goldfish goes missing from out of its bowl but reappears a day later unassisted, looking as though nothing has happened; and the same is true of a budgerigar from its cage. Then a pet rabbit absconds leaving its cage door wired shut behind it, lagomorphous version of the Davenport Brothers, the famous mystical escapologists. It fails to return; but perhaps this is far less than a miracle, given the hatred for its species throughout the Wimmera at that time.

    Resting on her beloved rattan chaise longue on the veranda, Miss Pritchard-Jones looked up when the Fung child appeared, cradling the pet rabbit she had found hopping aimlessly on the roadside. The girl gently placed it in her hands. There was enough empathy in Lena’s eyes to still the suspicion, barely forming, that she might somehow have been responsible for the escapade – which indeed, she was not, at least in a certain direct sense of the word. The teacher smiled and patted the girl’s hand; her need of spiritual therapy was never again mentioned, and the tinkle of the teacher’s little Aeolian chime was from that time only ever heard when a gentle breeze, at least, would stir. A past offering from an anonymous pupil, the Japanese curio could be obtained at Kwong Hing’s shop in the Chinese camp.

    • • •

    A flat place. No texture or edge. Suggestion of enclosure without form. Inner perimeter, no wall. The air is not air as such. Breathing is not a prerequisite. And yet there is a pressure from above, faint but definite, of eternal waiting.

    A pale thing leans. A figure, perhaps, or a coagulation of posture. It inclines forward from among a stand of not-columns. Not arranged, not formed, neither standing nor collapsed. The pale thing has no face, or a great many, vaguely superimposed. It carries the smell of ancient, unwashed robes, and the fungal tang of mouldering rice-paper: suggestive of a monolithic bureaucrat obsessed with the accounting of infinitesimal infractions.

    It speaks: “Proceed.”

    Silence. Then again: “No. Abide.”

    The Celestial lowers his head even lower. The other stiffens. Progress may no longer be an option for him.

    “There is a discrepancy,” the thing says. “Designation uncertain. Misprocessed? Unprocessed?”

    It shuffles what appears to be a sheaf, but the papers are not quite flat, and not quite still. One separates, drifts, curls at the edge before floating down to a non-floor, sizzling to ash.

    “State your designation.”

    No answer.

    “He is not dead,” explains once-Forbes.

    The thing tilts. Abides. Tilts again, as if abiding might yield reply.

    “He is here. There is no procedure for reversal.”

    Mow Fung emits a sob.

    Nothing changes.

    Then: “Though I suppose even that may be subject to review these days, the way things are going. We will open the Register of Residual Appearances (Beings Undead or Vanished.)”

    It does nothing.

    “Ah. Yes. An echo. The shadow of an intention. The residue of action restrained. A karmic hesitancy.”

    It does not look up.

    “He may proceed.”

    Then, as if mumbling to itself. “Unless the next phase has been canceled… We received a memorandum but the seals were indistinct. The authority unclear. Proceed. If that is the word.”

    Not a soul stirs.

    • • •

    One day, she looked up from a swing he had hung for her years before, from the low branch of the blue gum behind the backyard, studied his face seriously and said: “Father, I am ready.”

    “For what?”

    “I don’t know yet exactly for what.”

    “Well, I shall have to save to buy you a violin or something.”

    She looked at him with a long-suffering expression, but did not answer.

    “The Maiden spoke to me when I was watering her. She gave me quite a shock, but I heard her voice distinctly.” The Maiden was the title they gave the stateliest maiden wattle in the acacia grove. Acacia maidenii was the plant’s Latin name, she informed him.

    A close-up watercolor of a young East Asian girl seen through a foreground of soft golden wattle (acacia) blossoms. Her face is partially obscured by the foliage as she looks directly toward the viewer, her expression thoughtful and serene. The style is fluid, with abstracted edges and gentle hues.

    “Oh?” The plants had never spoken to him, though he paid respects, and certainly watered them more dutifully than his number one daughter.

    “What did she say?”

    “She said there was something I must do.

    “Oh?”

    “She said there were some things you have to do before she’ll be able to speak to you directly – some procedures – and then you will be able to tell me what she said. I understand much from her, but there are other things I need you to explain.”

    “What are these procedures?”

    “First, you should get a pencil and paper. Have you been squinting properly?”

    He found the stub of a pencil and an old envelope in a shut-off area of the bar he called his office. She related to him the means of extracting potions from the maiden wattle, which would show him a new, deeper path than the one from which he strayed, even before leaving China. “This is the best way to use the bark and roots here,” she said, and summarised the procedures for him, drafting some diagrams in her precise hand and noting down Chinese names for some substances that she could not possibly have learned except from an adept in alchemy or sorcery.

    He explained about the tree spirits and malevolent wandering ghosts. Some plants and trees develop a natural spirit of their own – a spirit-being inhabiting the stem or trunk, like a tree fairy. These are far more powerful than common ghosts and spirits, though usually benevolent. Sometimes, however, a wandering ghost may take possession of a tree and impersonate a natural spirit. These are dangerous. Homeless ghosts that settle in innocent trees can harm human beings, and people must be wary of them.

    “I understand all this,” she said. “The Maiden explained to me I was a wise and ancient being.”

    “I thought I told you that.”

    “Not in so many words.”

    “Oh.”

    “Now, try to listen and not be dense.”

    He gave her a paternal look, an eyebrow raised.

    “The Maiden told me to say that,” she said with a look of surprise.

    “That’s all right,” he said. “I suppose I’ll have to learn when it’s you being cheeky yourself.”

    “Now come with me to the acacias.” And he went with her to his special garden.

    “Your arts are a little outdated,” Lena said. “She says that her cousin acacia pycnantha is so popular and beautiful that she will likely become the flower symbol of this whole country. She has such magnificent golden blooms, and we love her wattle-seed cakes and biscuits. The Aborigines, she says, use her wood to make spears and boomerangs, and put her leaves and bark in the billabong to make the fish go sleepy, so they can catch them easy. They use her smoke as a medicine, too, for things like diarrhoea and inflamed skin.”

    “Oh yes, of course, of course.”

    “Please stop looking at me superciliously. She isn’t fond of sarcasm, in fact she loathes it.”

    “She told you that?”

    “Nor fond of the faintly ironical tone you affect at times, she said just now.”

    “Oh.”

    “She knows a lot about you. She knows about the Jade Volume in the sanctuary above the jagged rocks, and about your friend in China the mighty general Senggelinqin, and the story about your mother and the bandits, and the opium, and how you came to Australia, and tramped all the way from Robe to Ararat, before coming to Stawell and Deep Lead. She knows a great deal.”

    “I think I told you those stories myself.”

    “She showed me inside my mind, I think, or in a dream, in moving pictures. It was like I was there, sort of thing.”


    From the draft novel Stawell Bardo © Michael Guest 2025

  • Ginseng Poachers

    Ginseng Poachers

    Once the blackened remains of his aerostatic globe were retrieved, Dinwiddie took to his bunk, afflicted with a profound dread usually reserved for the condemned. He shook, perspired, quivered, and palpitated; so much so that Pu-erh, apprehensive of her own fate, having been placed in charge of the Scot by the Qianlong Emperor himself, summoned a team of imperial physicians and acupuncturists. Their examination of his tongue revealed flaws in the state of his kidneys, bladder, intestines, stomach, spleen, lungs, heart, gall bladder, and liver. Moreover, its shape and colour pointed to a severe deficiency in Qi; red dots suggested heat or inflammation in his blood; and the thick coating was indicative of an allergic disorder compounded by digestive imbalance. He was dosed, moxibusted with mugwort, and cupped, scraped, tickled and pricked to the point of tears and bellows.

    He may as well have reclined sunning himself in the Imperial Garden, for Lord Macartney’s overtures to the Emperor had crashed and burned as completely as the globe, with tangible repercussions for the delegation. Macartney, preoccupied with weightier matters, had never much cared for Dinwiddie’s pet project in any case, and failed to notice its absence from the exhibition.

    Dinwiddie resurrected himself and managed to prepare for the official event. The Emperor was contemptuous, tarrying for less than five minutes before repairing to the quarters of his latest concubine. After his disdainful exit, Pu-erh conveyed his comments to the scowling Lord Macartney and deflated Dinwiddie:

    “Your air pump is of little interest, though the telescope might amuse children. He finds your planetarium infantile too – not unlike the sing-song clocks hawked in the Canton marketplaces,” she said. “The Emperor already owns a superior model, anyway, presented as a personal gift by a German delegation. It is true your giant lens can melt a copper coin, but will it melt his enemy’s city? He believes not.”

    The next day, she was summoned to the Dragon Throne. She kowtowed three times as she approached. The imperial ministers, secretaries, and scribes were in attendance, assisting the Emperor draft a reply to King George’s letter. Her attendants delivered the sketches and notes she and her agents had compiled regarding the scientific instruments.

    The Qing Emperor, in his Bright Yellow court robes.

    “You have performed your duties exemplarily, our flower,” the Emperor said. “Our indulgence of the foreign delegation, exasperating though it was, has nonetheless proved edifying in certain significant respects. Their ships are capable and well-armoured, their weapons powerful beyond our anticipation. It is useful to glean these odds and ends regarding the abilities of their scientists and craftsmen. Oh, that fellow, that worm …”

    Lord Macartney,” prompted an advisor at his side.

    “That’s it – Macartney. I will never forget that spotted mulberry suit of his – the enormous diamond star, medals festooning his chest, and that hat – that ridiculous plume of feathers! The very image of presumption and self-importance. What a … peacock! But bumbling as a poacher setting snares in the Imperial Garden!” He let out a hearty laugh, provoking a ripple of hilarity among the ministers.

    “Insufferable dunce and fop. Humming and hawing about the significance of rituals and this and that, how he should bow and the rest of it. Disdains kowtowing to our Throne indeed, but performed some silly sort of jig instead. And they wouldn’t leave! They would like to have remained in Jehol the whole summer long! Those English have incurred my great displeasure – no more favours for them. Mark that, a ministerial edict for you: No more favours. Allow them two days to gather their paraphernalia, then escort them from the capital forthwith. The nonsense of this king, his wild ideas and hopes. Ah, that is apt! make a note. Come, take this down,” he said, flicking his fingers at the nearest scribe. “We shall draft the edict:

    “Your England is not the only nation trading at Canton. If other nations, following your bad example, wrongfully importune my ear with further impossible requests, how will it be possible for me to treat them with easy indulgence? Yes, good, and while I think of it, that point about letting in their proselytizers … Regarding your nation’s worship of the Lord of Heaven … Ever since the beginning of history, sage Emperors and wise rulers have bestowed on China a moral system and inculcated the code of Confucius, which from time immemorial has been religiously observed by the myriads of my subjects. There has been no hankering after heterodox doctrines.

    “Well and good,” he said, looking down at Pu-erh and granting her a broad, warm smile. It was the first smile of any sort, indeed, that she had ever received from him. “Foreign ideas and fancies can breed serious disharmony, can they not, our petal? The last thing we need is exposure to them. What was it that my father used to say? ‘Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow into your ruin,’ or something to that effect. By the way, how is your beloved Bright Yang? Has he returned with the tiny elephant and soldiers?”

    She averted her eyes and slowly shook her head.

    “You see, I know more than I let on,” he said. “I even heard scraps of a crazy rumour that the barbarians can fly! The nonsense that gets around. Never mind, he was unworthy of you, that Bright Yang. Yet fear not, a woman as intelligent as yourself must be much sought after. Is such a brilliant flower, however plain, worth more than the prettiest concubine? No, she is worth ten of them, and not just for lacking their vacant minds. Stupidity makes a concubine restful. But you, dear petal, you keep us guessing. Oh, that is not quite well put, is it? Naturally a pretty concubine is all the better when graced with an astute mind, is she not? How old are you, our petal? When were you born?”

    She told him, and he slowly shook his head.

    “That is what I have heard tell, but would you truly have me believe in the gold elixir of immortality? Have no qualms, our enlightened one, you need not seduce me with the fairy tales of your sect. Despite my patronage of Tibetan Buddhism and my abiding friendship with the Dalai Lama, I do not entertain the slightest aversion to your affections for the Tao, though its religion and philosophy I neither believe nor understand. Alas, there are far too few of you left in the upper echelons, though I’m told that some of your rural cults are regaining popularity amongst the poorer, lower-class folk. No matter, you have earned our fond indulgence, and may rely upon it to the end of your span under Heaven.”

    Again he shed the glow of his smile upon her, or so it seemed, enhaloed as it was in the golden rays reflected from the Dragon Throne.

    If Pu-erh had never doubted the Emperor’s enduring patronage, she did now. Another warm smile deepened her unease. He dismissed her and returned to work on his epistle to the British.

    “The beginning and middle are good,” he said, “but the end needs attention. Where were we? Ah yes … I do not forget the lonely remoteness of your island, cut off from the world by intervening wastes of sea, nor do I overlook your excusable ignorance of the usages of our Celestial Empire. I have consequently commanded my Ministers to enlighten your Ambassador on the subject, and have ordered the departure of the mission. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera … Now for a firm conclusion: Should your vessels touch the shore, your merchants will assuredly never be permitted to land or to reside there, but will be subject to instant expulsion. In that event your barbarian merchants will have had a long journey for nothing. Do not say that you were not warned in due time! Tremblingly obey and show no negligence! Yes, that should do it! Inscribe this missive on yellow silk of the finest quality, deliver it to the mulberry peacock and impose my edict upon him to begone in two days’ time, at the risk of your heads!” He uttered the final phrase in an ominous tone that echoed in the hall, then smiled broadly.

    Lord Macartney received the yellow silk epistle, mercifully unreadable to him, and departed China ignominiously, his retinue and exhibition articles hastily boxed. Aboard the Lion as she set sail from Macao, he stood on deck with her captain.

    “Are they ignorant that a couple of our English frigates would outmatch his entire antiquated fleet?” Macartney said bitterly.

    “From what I have seen,” the captain said, “it would take no more than half a summer. Half a dozen broadsides would block the so-called Tiger’s Mouth, which guards the waterway into Canton.”

    “The population would be condemned to starvation. The Empire of China is much overrated. He is a crazy old man of war, kept barely afloat these past hundred and fifty years, which through its impression of bulk has managed to overawe its neighbours. Ah, he’s rotten at the timbers …”

    “Through and through, m’lud. It won’t be long. He’ll drift as a wreck and surely be dashed asunder on the rocky shore.”

    “The tyranny of a handful of Manchu tartars over three hundred millions of Chinese, who will not endure their condition for much longer. Still, we must forbear while a ray of hope remains for the success of gentle measures. At any rate, left to its own devices, I believe the dissolution of this imperial yoke will precede my own.”

    Two British ships, the Lion and another, leaving China under full sail.

    The captain watched the lord’s back as he paced away, then turned discreetly from the breeze, to shake his head, light his pipe, and allow himself a wry face at the tales of his superior’s disastrous mission, which were attaining satirical proportions amongst members of the envoy and crew.

    • • •

    Approaching twilight, two unexceptional sojourners tramped down the dusty track that skirted the flank of Timeless Mount – a poised woman and a mustachioed youth – both clad in plain, weather-worn robes, the modest dress of those who have forsaken rank. Though travel-marked, they bore the composed, abstracted air of those returned from beyond time’s keeping.

    As they neared a fork in the path, one arm climbing higher, the other tracing a ridge eastward before dipping into dense forest, three grizzled bandits in big boots and hats came up behind them.

    “Oi! What’s your hurry, peasants?” one of the bandits growled and the two turned to face them, bowing low and repeatedly, out of old acquaintance with peril.

    The one who had spoken snorted his satisfaction at what he perceived as their humility, blind as he was to the absence of fear in it. “You can chuck down all that stuff,” he said, jerking a thumb, the other hand gripping the hilt of his goose-wing sabre, as he limped toward them. The pilgrims eased their carry-poles from their shoulders to the ground. “Toady, have a look-see what we got ’ere.”

    One of his henchmen, distinguished by the angry boils covering one side of his face, did immediately as ordered, dropping to his knees before the packages and opening them up. Periodically, he scratched at his face, his boils themselves seeming to have boils.

    “Clothes and stuff, pretty nice, silk even!” he said, holding up a deep blue scarf patterned with peonies. “Now, what have we got ’ere in this box? All this writing-stuff and little statues and books and bells and little pots, and all sorts of other useless rubbish.”

    “What about food?” said the third bandit, urgently, his eyes wide.

    “Hold on, Yongyan, give me a minute. We got some carrots, rice, and beans. Not much chop.”

    “Better than nothing,” said the third bandit, a man more corpulent than hardened. “We got more back at camp, anyway.”

    “Pack it all up, you two, and let’s be off.”

    Down from the track they stumbled with their prisoners, pushing through the bamboo until they came to a small cleared area with a fire-pit and the rough wherewithal of a bandit’s trade: a meagre stack of weapons – spear, pike, sword, and a musket – and a dismal pile of loot, which they may as well have obtained by begging: a modest heap of bronze coins, a studded leather belt, an old bamboo flute, an abacus, a compass, a wooden figurine of the Buddha, a drawstring burlap pouch, and other odds and ends.

    Pu-erh and her son sat in silence, loosely restrained by a rope, observing the men as they cooked up the food, ate, and passed around a flagon of rice-whisky. She was adorned with not one extra wrinkle since we last saw her, all that indeterminate period before, though her little boy Mow Fung was matured into an adolescent fellow of lean frame and quiet grace.

    “Better give them a bit,” the leader said through a mouthful. “Might be the last meal they ever have before getting all sliced up into bits and pieces and their heads chopped off.” His guffaws dwindled when she fixed him in her level gaze.

    “Your name, sir?” Pu-erh said politely to the one with boils, who leaned over to them with two wooden plates of beans. She and her son had already freed themselves from their restraints without any fuss. The bandit had removed his headwear, and even in the dim light one could see that the boils continued up from the side of his face and across half his cranium.

    “He’s called Ugly Toad,” the leader said. “The other one goes by Yongyan the Hungry. And me? Wang the Eviscerator.” He lifted his sabre from the ground beside him and waved it in the air. “And this ’ere’s what does the evisceratin’. So you better watch your p’s and q’s, got it? Are you from around hereabouts? We’re new ourselves, lookin’ for a good place to set up a proper hideout and all that. Heard there’s treasure up on that next mountain, Time’s Heavenly Sanctuary Blah-Blah-Something-or-Other, so we figured we might head up there a ways.”

    “That would seem an unfavourable location for those of your profession,” she said.

    “Oh it would, would it?”

    “Certainly, unless you would enter the lair to look for the tiger.”

    “Allow me to be the best judge of that,” he said. “But go on, proceed, tell us a bit about it, since you seem to know so much about everything. What is it you do around this neck of the woods, scratch the dirt, I suppose?”

    “Simple hermits. We study and improve ourselves; distill the gold elixir; wander from village to village; tend the hidden temple; heal boils; make rain; exorcise ghosts; give blessings; heal boils (it’s a recurring problem); prophesy destinies; interpret the countryside; create and burn talismans for good or ill fortune …”

    “Ar, got it,” said the leader and guzzled from the flask. “Quacks. What a coincidence. You know, before this we worked as ginseng poachers in Fusong County up at Changbai Mountain. Not much fun, I can tell you. You get those Manchus after you, because it’s their sacred place, you see; and then you get the black bears too. If it’s the Manchu, you run like the wind, for your head’s at stake. If it’s the bear, you don’t run or fight, whatever you do, but play dead and freeze, and be good at it, too, because they’ll push and prod you around to see if you’re faking, and if you are, they’ll more than likely take your head off before they gobble you up. Here, I’ll show you one of my gut-wounds, still septic it is after all that time. Pretty nice, eh? Well, I never made a peep, you better believe it, though he licked all over my face and blew his rank breath up my nostrils. The ginseng takes a lot of poaching indeed – but if you know what you’re doin’ it’s worth more’n silver. Sometimes, if you’re lucky you’ll hear a special little birdie singing, what’s telling you the ginseng is there; and if it is, it’s so fiddly to get it out you might as well not even try. The root can disappear or run away, too, because it’s magic. It’s just the exact shape of a human and it’s got the mountain spirit in it, so you have to lasso it by the sprouts with red cotton thread with the ends weighed down with two bronze coins. Then you tie it up to a sort of special trap until you dig it out without breaking any of it, which is next to impossible anyways. We’ve saved two in that little sack, which is about all we got out of the exercise. To tell the truth, we haven’t been much chop at working as bandits, either, but that’s another story.”

    “Gold elixir …” said Yongyan the Hungry. “Any alcohol in it?”

    “In the modern day, it’s generally understood as a potion of immortality formed within,” Pu-erh said. “Hence the term inner alchemy. The gold elixir is the innate knowledge and power of the mind – a fusion of vitality, energy, and spirit: the forces of creativity, motion, and consciousness – refined through rigorous observance of the Tao. By contrast, external alchemy follows the example of one of the Eight Immortals, Iron-Crutch Li. Its goal is to concoct a pill of immortality by combining ingredients like lead, mercury, cinnabar, and sulphates, then firing them in a furnace. Unfortunately, the ingestion of such pills often results in death. Some lesser practitioners attempt to raise their consciousness through crude experiments with plant extracts.”

    “Deviant practices,” Mow Fung said, with the shadow of a smile, closing his eyes. The bandits stared, then glanced at one another, slack-jawed.

    “He don’t say too much, do he?” said Wang the Eviscerator at last.

    “Those days are gone,” Pu-erh sighed, “when condemned prisoners were made available as subjects for such experiments. As for these mountains, they are favourable to our alchemical purpose: the pursuit of the elixir. For here, tucked in a valley that time forgot, lies a village where months pass as years and the people scarcely age.”

    “Heal boils, do you say?” said Ugly Toad.

    None of the bandits paid any attention as Mow Fung retrieved the bamboo flute and moved to the edge of the clearing without a word, where he sat down cross-legged again and began to play.

    The campfire crackled. He ad-libbed lento through melodic variations once taught to him by the Imperial Music Master, as a favour to Pu-erh. In theory, they formed a transcendent framework based on the King Wen sequence of I Ching hexagrams from the late Shang Dynasty, embodying a microcosm of the universe.

    Mow Fung playing his flute in the dark bamboo grove, with Pu-Erh and the poachers in the background

    Without effort, the young man lent the intrinsically dry exercise a style idiomatic to the flute, evoking in everyone present an impression of a lonely moon suspended in a frosty autumn night sky, though not one of them made mention of it.

    As he played, he reflected on dim memories of his infancy in the Forbidden City, and on the blurry period that followed, living their lives in hiding and reclusion among caves and forests, and in the infinite seclusion of the mountain. How the years had flown since they fled, when one looked back, while seeming, minute to minute, to progress in ordinary time – so that he, an apparent “youth” – had lived the span of perhaps two lifetimes for one of his corporeal age.

    “You might as well keep that thing,” Yongyan said. “None of us could get a note out of it.”

    “What was that you were saying about boils a while earlier?” Ugly Toad asked quietly. “I’ve been having trouble with these for years. Getting worse rather than better, I’m afraid.”

    “Those little blemishes?” Pu-erh said. “Why, you can hardly notice them. They’re really not worth bothering about too much, do you think?”

    He gave her a meek and appreciative grin. “I’ve tried all sorts of remedies from quacks all over the countryside, but they’ve only made things worse.”

    She took a dab of unguent from one of several minuscule clay pots stacked into her carry-sack and told him to apply it. Though scarcely more than a smear, it seemed to warm in his fingers and swell slightly as he rubbed it in – not diminishing, but softly renewing itself. After a long while, she told him to save what remained for daily use. There would always be enough, she said, so long as he didn’t try to measure it.

    “Feels better already,” Ugly Toad said to Wang the Eviscerator. “You should try it, you know, for your belly.”

    “Well, you do realize I was only kidding about cutting you up into bits…” Wang said to her through his toothless grin.

    “I knew your capabilities the moment we met,” she said, “and I was doubtful they include the eviscerating of unarmed victims. Unfortunately, the unguent is only a salve, a stop-gap measure. Cures for both your complaints will require substantial time and involved procedures. Take heed that if you leave your bear-wound as it is to heal, you will assuredly die. Moreover, if you lead your party to seek treasure on the upper mount as you implied was your plan, the three of you will surely perish all the sooner.”

    The following morning the five took the lower path, hiking along the ridge and descending into thick forest. They entered a narrow trail that soon forked into a dozen offshoots, each of which branched again and again into near-identical tracks, until they found themselves in a bewilderment of forks and false turnings. Only Pu-erh and Mow Fung seemed to know the way. At last, near midday, they emerged before a dilapidated temple, half-lost in the undergrowth.

    “Rest now,” said Pu-erh. “We will return before nightfall.”

    The temple and its crumbling attendant building sat on a ledge where the land dropped away into a mist-filled void. Behind it, cliffs fell sheer to silence, visited only by haughty eagles who wheeled and nested in the inaccessible crags.

    The three bandits felt a rush of exhilaration at the sight – a sensation unlike any they had ever known. They settled in to await the return of their two guides or perhaps some wandering monk. An overwhelming solemnity fell over them, as though from this high place one might commune with the Eight Immortals – whoever they were.

    “We were looking for a hideout, and we have found one,” said Wang.

    “Without knowing the way, no one could ever get in,” said Toad.

    The void was an immense auditorium of silence, from whose depths came the thin cry of a hawk.

    “… or out, for that matter, you might say,” said Yongyan.

    “You don’t think …”

    The three cast glances at each other, before settling down for a smoke.

    “How could you suggest such a thing?”


    From the draft novel Stawell Bardo © Michael Guest 2025